We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator

The We-Vibe Tango is near­ly uni­ver­sal­ly laud­ed among sex blog­gers as the most pow­er­ful cli­toral vibra­tor of its size class. The pow­er of even the low­est set­ting baf­fles my friends. It sounds like fire­crack­ers when I put it in a bowl for it to bounce around.

The Tango lives up to every claim made of its leg­endary, clit-rattling rum­ble. It's a qual­i­ty toy, that pow­er queens will love, but was just too much for my cli­toris back in 2015. (If you can get off in under 2 min­utes with a fin­ger, this bul­let might make you cry.)

Nowadays, though, I ful­ly appre­ci­ate why it's the gold stan­dard: because it chan­nels near­ly wand-level pow­er into a small, pin­point­ed pack­age. Four years have passed since I orig­i­nal­ly wrote this review, but the We-Vibe Tango is time­less­ly god tier. It is to bul­lets what the Magic Wand is to massagers.

Why do I enjoy using the We-Vibe Tango?

It's still the ulti­mate when it comes to high-amplitude pow­er. Yes, there are many zingy and high-speed bul­lets, but the Tango starts low-pitched with a big range of motion. The hard plas­tic shell trans­fers that thud­dy move­ment well. Yes, the inex­pen­sive Blush Exposed Nocturnal has sur­passed the Tango in its amount of pow­er. But when it comes to ample qual­i­ty vibra­tion, the We-Vibe Tango is almost unbeat­able. It's the bul­let that all oth­er bul­lets are com­pared to.

The We-Vibe Tango is a sure­fire way to take me from 0 to 100 very quick­ly, any day. Even when I'm not in the mood, I can turn up the Tango and use it through my panties and fin­ish in less than a minute. And every sin­gle time, it's incred­i­ble. Even when mas­tur­bat­ing in the lazi­est way pos­si­ble, lying on my back with the We-Vibe Tango sta­tion­ary on my clit, my body shakes uncon­trol­lably. And con­sid­er­ing how vital pen­e­tra­tion is to me, that's say­ing a lot. The orgasm is one-and-done for my feath­er­weight clit, but it's a very sat­is­fy­ing one-and-done.

When I pair it with the direct­ly G‑spotty njoy Pure Wand, the Tango's inten­si­ty bal­ances out the aggres­sive pound­ing and takes the edge off. It's also the per­fect bul­let to insert in the bul­let cav­i­ty of one of my favorite dil­dos of all time, mak­ing the G‑spotting even more intense. I love the Tango's pow­er com­bined with its Pulse set­ting for inter­nal vibra­tions. The pat­tern gives it a sense of throb­bing and move­ment, more excit­ing to me than a steady speed.

Does anything else compare to the We-Vibe Tango's rumble?

I did men­tion before that the We-Vibe Tango was almost unbeat­able. As a pin­point princess, I do pre­fer the oscil­lat­ing Zumio S, whose tiny tip revolves in cir­cles, rather than shift­ing in pres­sure like a con­ven­tion­al vibra­tor. As far as bul­let vibra­tors prop­er go, though, We-Vibe has only one close con­tender: Hot Octopuss and their Digit.

On half of the occa­sions I use the We-Vibe Tango, I feel the non-stop whim­per­ing and shak­ing for con­tin­u­ous min­utes. The cli­max­es are amaz­ing if there's more than one. However, it's not exact­ly the most reli­able toy for mul­ti­ple orgasms because of its relent­less pow­er and hard plas­tic body.

About half the time I use the Tango, it's just too painful after the first orgasm. Such isn't the case with the Hot Octopuss Amo, despite hav­ing sim­i­lar­ly rumbly pow­er. Why? Because the Amo has not one, not two, but three but­tons. I can imme­di­ate­ly turn the speed down after orgasm, when my cli­toris enjoys the pres­sure, but not that much vibra­tion. To switch back down to a low­er inten­si­ty on the Tango, you have to press the but­ton up to 8 times and cycle through aaaaall of the set­tings (four speeds, four patterns.

The rum­bli­est Tango alter­na­tive I've tried is the BMS Mini Swan Rose. It's more pow­er­ful than the Amo, but I wasn't that thrilled about its one-button con­trol and less-defined tip.

Should you get the We-Vibe Tango?

If you want a pow­er­ful and dis­creet vibe, the Tango is for you. It's the rum­bli­est bul­let you can get in such a small pack­age. But that's not the ulti­mate decid­ing fac­tor for some users, includ­ing me. If you want some­thing you can more eas­i­ly con­trol, add the Hot Octopuss Amo to your wish list. If you wish for a bullet-style vibra­tor that costs sig­nif­i­cant­ly less, get a Blush Exposed Nocturnal or BMS Mini Swan Rose.

How much do oth­er review­ers wor­ship their Tangos, though? Many swear by them and buy mul­ti­ple back-up We-Vibe Tangos in case of bat­tery deple­tion. It's that kind of love.