Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING

Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world.

A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please!

Body Dock Pro sex machine with dual hinges and suction cup compatibility used for doggy style

We'll start with the ones you're prob­a­bly most famil­iar with and expand to oth­er options that offer more frills and forte — most­ly under ten pounds.

Let's explore what mid-​sized fuck­ing machines might work for you, in deep detail:

  • Attachment com­pat­i­bil­i­ty and adapters
  • Positioning and set­up real­i­ty checks
  • Hardware for mount­ing your sex machine — and mak­ing the most of it!

Think straight now so you can focus on what mat­ters lat­er: feel­ing fuck­ing good at your per­son­al pen­e­tra­tion altar.



Meet Your Penetration Powerhouses

I keep com­ing back to my favorite com­pact thrusters, but mid-​sized sex machines take it up a notch with their pow­er, their posi­tion­ing plat­forms, and all the insertable per­verta­bles you can pop on them.

Doc Johnson Power Banger and pipe bondage board setup

Power Banger by Doc Johnson

FORMER FAN FAVE

The Power Banger was a fan fave for years — not quite a com­pact thruster and not quite a clunky, full-​on fuck­ing machine, its fea­tures include:

  • More pow­er than hand­held units
  • …while weigh­ing less than 5 lbs
  • Vac-​U-​Lock cav­i­ty compatibility
  • Adjustable angling
  • Intuitive dial control

Use your dil­do of choice, as long as it has the appro­pri­ate port in the base for lock­ing in place. Independent dil­do arti­sans like Dee's Big Daddies tend to offer Vac-​U-​Lock holes as an add-​on — espe­cial­ly on their big­ger mod­els — for fuck­ing machine attachment.

Doc Johnson Power Banger mid-sized lightweight fucking machien with Vac-U-Lock compatibility

You can get the Power Banger with a cord­ed or recharge­able cord­less remote. Both Kink and Merci are fetish-​focused lines made by Doc Johnson — the latter's a play on words to mean thank­ing and beg­ging for mer­cy, sans Kink​.com col­lab­o­ra­tive branding.

But why is it the for­mer fan fave? Keep read­ing, par­tic­u­lar­ly about the Body Dock Pro, Lovense Mini Sex Machine, and Hismith for upgrades they've brought to the bat­tle of the best.

Velvet Thruster Prime

COMPACT FOR CO-​PILOTING POWER

Velvet Thruster Prime Sammie suction cup self-thrusting dildo mounted to a movable mirror

It's hard to top the Velvet Thruster Prime's bang-​to-​body ratio — it's com­pact and car­ries com­fort­ably in a back­pack or TSA carry-​on, if that's your thing. And don't let its size fool you. Velvet Thruster's Prime fuck­ing machine keeps going and going against my goril­la grip coochie — some­thing I can't say about oth­er com­pact units.

It's sim­ple and more afford­able than the oth­er units on this list. You won't get the same strength, flashy frills, or ver­sa­til­i­ty, but Velvet Thruster's Prime fucks me into obliv­ion at a frac­tion of the cost.

(Use code SUPER25 for 25% off every­thing Velvet Thruster.)

While Velvet Thrusters lack a plat­form, the suc­tion cup adheres to a wide range of sur­faces, includ­ing head­boards and show­er walls. Or sim­ply push the base against a bed and sit on the dil­do attach­ment — my favorite frill-​free way to use it.

Suction cups aren't only for the thruster base, though. The Body Dock Pro, up next, invites users to play with suc­tion cups in sev­er­al clever ways.

Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro Sex Machine by Pipedream

MVP: MOST VERSATILE POSITIONING

I'm floored by how Pipedream filled in a now-​obvious gap in the mar­ket: there are more peo­ple with suc­tion cup-​based or flat-​based dil­dos than there are peo­ple with Vac-​U-​Lock dildos.

So work with what peo­ple already have.

A fuck­ing machine with a smooth dock­ing plate for attach­ing a suc­tion cup base makes more sense for mass mar­ket appeal. (Those with flat-​based dil­dos can use double-​sided suc­tion cups as adapters.)

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro sex machine platform and frame

Where else does the Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro Sex Machine shine?

  1. Its two-​hinge plat­form allows for a broad­er range of posi­tions built in. 
    1. Get fucked lying on your back, or from behind, or from below, or from above (!!!!!)
    2. Yes, real­ly!!! From above!!! You could hypo­thet­i­cal­ly be sus­pend­ed upside down in rope and have the Body Dock Pro fuck­ing machine pound you, with a table of the prop­er ele­va­tion nearby. 
      1. It wouldn't be easy, but it would be pos­si­ble
  2. You can detach the main thrust­ing unit from the frame. 
    1. Use it as a hand­held or ride­able com­pact fuck­ing machine.
    2. And if you detach the dil­do from the thruster? Yup, com­pact enough to fit a day bag.

Pipedream's Body Dock Pro fuck­ing machine might be the mid-​sized MVP for most ver­sa­tile positioning.

Listen to me using the Body Dock Pro on OnlyFans.

Get it at The Sex Shed or SheVibe.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro sex machine with two-hinge frame

Lovense Sex Machines (And More)

WHAM-​BAM FOR WEBCAM MODELS

Lastly, Lovense's sex machines come with full-​on futur­is­tic fea­tures like:

  • Adjustable stroke length (!!!) so you can have short fucksaw-​like strokes or long and slow sliding
  • Bluetooth app for short-​range and long-​range play 
    • Think: a part­ner con­trol­ling the speed dur­ing a voice call
  • Webcam tip-​activated thrusts — big­ger tips mean faster fuck­ing for your fans to watch!
  • Potentially double-​sided for when you and your part­ner both feel like bottoming.

While I haven't per­son­al­ly test­ed these yet, they're on my radar after read­ing a rave review of the full-​sized ver­sion from some­one whose opin­ion I trust.

If it's for you, the unique blend of Bluetooth app con­trol, stroke length, and pow­er might out­weigh the perks of oth­er fuck­ing machine perks.

Lovense Sex Machine and Hismith fucking machines  — premium sex machines with app control

Lovense's Mini Sex Machine picks up where their Gravity mini thruster left off. Gravity didn't hold up against my goril­la grip coochie — stalling unless it was thrust­ing into me at its top speed.

Velvet Thruster's Prime kept going and going.

So did the Power Banger.

So did the Pipedream Body Dock Pro Sex Machine — gen­er­al­ly (though there were some position-​dependent exceptions).

And woohoooh boi, the Lovense Mini sex machines and full-​powered Hismiths bring seri­ous heat to the table at their prices.

Listen to me try­ing the Hismith Quadruple Penetration sex machine for the first time or keep reading.

Quick Stats & Specs

No fuck­ing machine is per­fect — it's about find­ing which trade-​offs work best for your needs and budget. 

Here's how your (most­ly mid-​sized) options stack up.

(If you're on mobile, you might want to turn your screen to land­scape mode.)

Velvet PrimeLovense Mini Sex MachineHismith PremiumBody Dock ProPower Banger
Size ClassCompactMid-SizedFull-SizedMid-SizedMid-Sized
Great For…Firm pressure and portability on a budgetPartner play, state-of-the-art app control, teledildonicsUnyielding power (with the 100W models), attachment versatilityPositioning versatility for suction cup base dildosVac-U-Lock compatibility and established reliability while still lightweight
Price RangeMost affordableMid-rangeMid-rangeMid-rangeHigher investment
Size & PortabilityAbout 12” x 2” x 2” when contracted24” x 10” x 11.5”18” x 10” x 17”22” x 12.3” x 18.5” with detachable thrusting portion (about 12” long)16” x 9” x 7”
Attachment SystemBrand-specific dildo selectionFits dildos with Vac-U-Lock portsKlikLok (Vac-U-Lock and suction cup docking plate adapters available)3.5” wide plate for suction cup dockingFits dildos with Vac-U-Lock ports
PositioningScrew-in suction cup (sold separately) has some flexibilityRaise or lower on vertical rods — adjust the angle by up to 60°-ishRaise or lower on vertical rods — adjust the angle by up to 60°-ish. 360° option available.Two adjustable joints — 180° primary, extended secondary rangeOne locking hinge with 180° range
MountingPort on base fits 1/4-20 UNC screws (e.g., those used for camera tripods)Anti-slip base gripsAnti-slip base grips4 suction cups on base4 suction cups on base
Max Speed140/min260/min267/min200/min200/min
ControlsButtons on bottom of shaftBluetooth appDial remote (Bluetooth upgrade optional)Dial remoteDial remote
Stroke Length3”1.4” to 3” (adjustable!)1.2 to 6” (adjustable!)2.3"2.3”
Strength Under PressureSlows down substantially but keeps goingStrong but occasionally stops when overloadedKeeps going, can handle huge dildos when well-lubedStrong but occasionally stops when overloadedLimits yet to be pushed (may vary with position)
Power SourceRechargeable 12V 1200mAh lithium-ion batteryMains-poweredMains-powered (GET THE 100W MODELS. NOTHING LESS!)Mains-poweredMains-powered
Weight1.5 lbs (0.7 kg)7 lbs (3.2 kg)25 lbs (11.4 kg)4 lbs (1.8 kg)5 lbs (2.3 kg)
Where to GetThe ThrusterThe Sex Shed, Spectrum Boutique, LovenseHismithBody Dock ProPower Banger

I've includ­ed a range of sizes and prices here; con­sid­er this sex machine com­par­i­son guide a mar­ket pulse read.

I'll spot­light this Hismith's per­for­mance in more detail with full hands-​on test­ing in a sep­a­rate post — and posi­tion­ing capa­bil­i­ties with dif­fer­ent dil­dos in a recur­ring series.

If you're going the heavy-​duty route, consider:

  • Bolting those bad boys down to a hard sur­face for max­i­mum stability
  • Or at least prop­ping them up against a wall so you don't move them when back­ing up

More detailed set­up strate­gies and per­for­mance real­i­ty checks are com­ing up lat­er in this post.

But first, let's start with a bare basic that mat­ters even more to this pen­e­tra­tion princess: dil­do attach­ment com­pat­i­bil­i­ty and what's going inside the user.

Velvet Thruster Prime attachment heads collection, proprietary dildo options in various sizes and textures for mini thruster compatibility

Attachment Versatility & Variations

My cervix deserves the best finess­ing phal­lus­es. While I love my Thruster Prime Edward, Lewis, Sammie, and Nanci (of course! I designed it!) I get that not every­one is into Velvet Thruster's stiff sil­i­cone — which mass-​manufactured dil­dos tend to be.

Hence my delight at try­ing a sex machine where I could pop on anoth­er maker's member:

SquarePegToys Nathan 1X dildos in pink and chestnut brown silicone dildos with realistic texture

And many of them are avail­able in your choice of dil­do density.

When you step out of the Velvet Thruster's com­pact size class, you have more options for toys of vary­ing shapes and sizes and squishi­ness to use with to use with your fuck­ing machine.

You're at a par­ty or have part­ners with dif­fer­ent pref­er­ences? Swap dil­do attach­ment heads easily.

Power Banger Vac U Lock peg in Dee's Big Daddy Dante XL port with Magic Wand Rechargeable in pipe bondage setup

What Dildos Can You Use With a Sex Machine?

Doc Johnson Power Banger thrusting sex machine with Vac U Lock peg visible

Dildos with Vac-​U-​Lock ports, while com­mon enough for the cock con­nois­seur, tend to be either:

  1. Part of a mass manufacturer's (like Doc Johnson's) lim­it­ed selection
  2. A made-​to-​order add-​on by an inde­pen­dent arti­san (like Uberrime, Hankey's Toys, Dee's Big Daddies, Squarepegtoys, and the like)

So unless you bought your toys specif­i­cal­ly with the intent of using with a fuck­ing machine, you prob­a­bly have more suc­tion cup or flat base dil­dos — in which case the Body Dock Pro or Hismith with the suc­tion cup adapter makes more sense as a next step.

Similar to the Body Dock har­ness­es, the Body Dock sex machine has a 3.5” wide dock­ing plate to accom­mo­date a wide range of toys (though you wouldn't want to go too big). Meanwhile, Hismith's dock­ing plates go even big­ger, up to 5.5" diam­e­ter for diehard girth gratification.

Thick dildo on Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro sex machine docking plate for suction cup dildos

And if you love Lovense's Bluetooth apps?

Vac-​U-​Lock to Flat Suction Cup Plate Adapter

If you're dead set on get­ting a fuck­ing machine with a Vac-​U-​Lock port but also want Body Dock ver­sa­til­i­ty, I can still hold your hand just a lit­tle through the wild west of sex machine adapters.

There's no short­age of Reddit threads sug­gest­ing workarounds to try, such as these AliExpress add-​on rec­om­men­da­tions from u/​AlteaLust:

  • F022S anti-​rotation — suc­tion cup adapter
  • F023S 8cm — met­al ring to hold toys like masturbators
  • F060S anti-​rotation — Vac-​U-​Lock adapter

Consider that a start­ing point. AliExpress is fair game for mechan­i­cal adapters and hard­ware, even though it's not ide­al for inserta­bles or per­verta­bles that touch your bits.

Hismith accessories and adapters

Meanwhile, Hismith makes it way eas­i­er to find adapters specif­i­cal­ly made for their sex machines (thank good­ness) — whether you want the Vac-​U-​Lock ver­sion or a dock­ing plate.

So yes, you often can pair a Vac-​U-​Lock fuck­ing machine with a flat base dil­do once you find the right add-ons:

  • A dock­ing plate that screws on
  • A double-​sided suc­tion cup to turn a dildo's flat base into a suc­tion cup base

Whew! If you've read this far, I invite you to sip some water before we get even more tech­ni­cal about posi­tion­ing, angling, and strate­gies for stability.

Velvet Thruster Prime base screw port, suction cup, and handle

Positioning & Angling

Here's where the dif­fer­ences among these machines become even more apparent.

The Velvet Thruster Prime keeps it sim­ple with its screw-​in suc­tion cup, offer­ing some flex­i­bil­i­ty, but you'll want to get cre­ative with sur­faces and ele­va­tion to switch up the posi­tions. If you're going to get geeky with lay­ing pipe and build your own plat­form for it, the Velvet Prime's port on the base fits a 1/4–20 UNC screw, like one you'd see on a cam­era tripod.

 A closer look at Doc Johnson's Power Banger positioning hinge and screw

Doc Johnson's Power Banger fea­tures a sin­gle lock­ing hinge for a 180° range, which works well but offers few­er options than the Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro's dual artic­u­la­tion system.

The Power Banger's joint has a 180° range.

Meanwhile, Body Dock Pro's built-​in plat­form lets you get fucked from behind, below, above, or prac­ti­cal­ly any angle in between. And con­trol of the ele­va­tion is way eas­i­er, includ­ing for doggy-style.

Lastly, the Lovense Mini mod­el relies on ver­ti­cal rods for some adjust­ment of about 60°. Hismith has some mod­els that angle the same way, and some offer full 360° rota­tion. There are Bluetooth apps for both Lovense and Hismith, bring­ing tech-​forward posi­tion­ing to the table (lit­er­al­ly).

In a Nutshell

Reality Check

More posi­tion­ing options also mean:

  • More ways for the machine to stall under pressure
  • More ways to test the sta­bil­i­ty of the base

The more angles you can achieve, the more you'll want to exper­i­ment with posi­tions and mount­ing secu­ri­ty strategies.

Performance Under Pressure

Let's also get real about how these sex machines per­form under real-​world resis­tance — and where expec­ta­tions might not be reality.

Power Banger and Body Dock Pro wired speed remote control dial

What Each Sex Machine Promises

Recapping rel­e­vant specs:

Velvet Thruster PrimeLovense (Mini)Hismith PremiumBody Dock ProPower Banger
Stroke Length (Inches)3”Adjustable — 1.4 to 3”1.2" to 6"2.3”2.3”
Maximum Stroke Rate (Per Minute)140260267200200
ControlsButtons on bottom of shaftWired remote + app includedWired remote. App upgrade availableWired dial remoteWired or Bluetooth dial remote

How It Actually Plays Out

While it's com­mon for sex machines to stall or stop, it's also a very real frustration.

The Velvet Thruster Prime slows down sub­stan­tial­ly but keeps going, when used vagi­nal­ly. That hon­est­ly impressed me com­pared to machines that paused or quit entire­ly. And that's why it tops the list of my favorite com­pact thrusters. It's seri­ous­ly the only one I've tried that holds up to my goril­la grip coochie — though it can't keep up with the big­ger mod­els speed-wise.

Self-thrusting dildos I love

(Pro tip: use your Velvet Thruster with the steel screw upgrade for max­i­mum sta­bil­i­ty and longevi­ty, espe­cial­ly with the thick­er mod­els like Sammie and Lewis.)

I've yet to stop the Power Banger when thrust­ing, in part because I found it eas­i­er to use in mis­sion­ary than for oth­er positions.

In con­trast, I used the Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro sex machine doggy-​style, which more than got the job done pleasure-​wise (you'll hear that in my voice note of me using it), even though it wasn't per­fect pressure-​wise — there was some stop-​start depend­ing on how my hips were angled at the high­est speed. Still, I could always adjust my pelvic tilt to get the groove going again.

In short? Imperfect for my goril­la grip coochie but ver­sa­tile and orgas­mi­cal­ly, erot­i­cal­ly effec­tive enough for me to be unboth­ered. It's a trade-​off that might be worth it to some and not others.

Body Dock Pro black sex machine with metal construction, dual articulating joints, and universal suction cup adapter for various dildo attachments

I've also read from one source that the full-​sized Lovense mod­el is one of the strongest fuck­ing machines — and from anoth­er that the mini can stop at high speed and pres­sure. In oth­er words, the bigger's a banger, and the mini comes with fea­tures galore but isn't perfect.

The prod­uct descrip­tion claims that it's a safe­ty fea­ture that acti­vates when met with exces­sive resis­tance, which rais­es the ques­tion: what con­stitutes exces­sive resis­tance, anyway?

Surely, one person's exces­sive is another's ecsta­t­ic as fuck.

Hismith premium sex machine collage

Power-​wise, the full-​sized Hismiths are laud­ed for their heavy-​duty pow­er and abil­i­ty to hold up even when used with huge dildos.

So it comes down to what you care more about:

  • Something sim­ple that keeps going, even if slow­ly when it's tough? Get the Velvet Thruster Prime.
  • Abundant posi­tion­ing options, even though the per­for­mance under pres­sure isn't per­fect? The Body Dock Pro — quirks and all — still pounds my cervix into submission.
  • Lovense's Mini sex machine also isn't per­fect, but respectable for a rel­a­tive­ly light­weight mod­el with fan­tas­tic app compatibility.
  • Getting absolute­ly wrecked or using gar­gan­tu­an girthquakes? Going above a 2.2” diam­e­ter dil­do? Get a Hismith Premium, know­ing that you're trad­ing ver­sa­til­i­ty for va-​va-​voom and power.
  • Hismith's quadru­ple mod­el merges the best of both worlds, with a full 360° joint and 100W of pow­er. Full review com­ing soon. Audio avail­able now.

Whichever one you choose, you want to set it up to lever­age its full force… don't you?

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro sex machine base and remote control

How to Hard Mount a Fucking Machine

Stability & Setup Suggestions!

If there's one take­away from this sec­tion, it's to mount your sex machines to a hard point using screws and thread­lock when­ev­er pos­si­ble.

The more I try, read, or hear about mid-​sized to full-​sized fuck­ing machines, the more I'm con­vinced that hav­ing one stay steady against a sur­face — with­out out­side assis­tance — is often a lofty ide­al. Possible! But not practical.

Yes, the Power Banger and Body Dock Pro sex machines have four suc­tion cups on the base — and they're strong — but they're not per­fect, and they can (and some­times do) detach or lift. A sim­ple, com­pact thruster like the Velvet Prime is fuss-​free here, because you're gen­er­al­ly push­ing it per­pen­dic­u­lar against the dock­ing sur­face as you sit on it, back up against it, and so on.

But for larg­er machines thrust­ing hor­i­zon­tal­ly or at an angle?

Secure the base to a table or board to man­age the shear stress.

It may be more set­up and less con­ve­nient upfront, but it's also hot­ter to be pre­pared than to have a scene disrupted.

flat mending plate / straight mending brace with holes

Reinforcing Suction Cup Bases: Screws Meet Shear Stress

If your mid-​sized sex machine fea­tures PVC suc­tion cups, you have options for rein­forc­ing them. I suggest:

  • Screwing down flat mend­ing plates
    • Search terms like “flat mend­ing plate with holes” or “straight mend­ing brace”
    • Look for zinc-​plated or stain­less steel for durability
  • Add thread­lock­er to keep the screws from loos­en­ing over time
  • Optional bumpers if you want a lit­tle cush­ion and adjustability 
    • Search for sil­i­cone cab­i­net bumpers, rub­ber grom­mets, or vibration-​dampening pads

Bolting Metal Platforms For Maximum Stability

And yes, full-​sized Lovense and Hismiths are way heav­ier — that, com­bined with their anti-​slip grips, can help reduce the fuck­ing machine slid­ing when back­ing up against it. But it you might need hard­ware help.

There are dif­fer­ent lev­els of inter­ven­tion to com­bat a sex machine slipping:

  • Using your fuck­ing machine on car­pet for increased friction
  • Placing your fuck­ing machine on a rub­ber mat or tex­tured drawer/​shelf liner
  • Adding a weight plate or sand­bag on top of the base, depend­ing on its shape.
  • Propping your fuck­ing machine against a wall 
    • Or larg­er fur­ni­ture against the wall, like the couch
  • Using screws and fit­tings to lock your fuck­ing machine base in place
    • For exam­ple: M4X62mm U‑bolts for the Lovense sex machine
    • Variations of pipe sad­dles and brack­et clamps could also work
    • Exact specs vary from mod­el to mod­el; these are sim­ply start­ing points
U-bolts and saddle clamps

The more secure your set­up, the less you'll need to wor­ry about mid-​scene adjustments.

Again, I under­stand that putting holes in your fur­ni­ture isn't always prac­ti­cal or ide­al, but a non-​stop trip to Pound Town may very well be worth it.

If you're rent­ing, inde­ci­sive, or exper­i­ment­ing, a mount­ing board can save you a lot of frus­tra­tion. Bonus: You can pad the under­side with non-​slip mat­ting to pro­tect sur­faces and reduce vibra­tion transfer.

Buy once and cry once… Mount once and pout once.

Choose Your Mechanical Member

There are pros and cons to all of the above — and I want to make sure you get the right sex machine for you!

If your fan­ta­sy is sim­ple, com­pact reli­a­bil­i­ty that just fuck­ing works? Get the Velvet Thruster Prime. It slows down a lot but keeps going against my goril­la grip coochie — more than I can say for most oth­er mini thrusters I've tried. And if you don't need all the posi­tions, mount­ing the Thruster Prime's suc­tion cup against a wall, head­board, or chair is plen­ty to play with.

If your fan­ta­sy is ver­sa­til­i­ty and toy com­pat­i­bil­i­ty right out of the box, the light­weight Fetish Fantasy Body Dock Pro and (far heav­ier) full-​sized Hismith Quadruple are more for you. Pop on your favorite suc­tion cup base dil­do (or flat base with a suc­tion cup adapter). Adjust the joints for angling, height, and ele­va­tion options galore — hel­lo, dog­gy style with­out need­ing to back up against a mir­ror like with the Velvet Thruster.

Body Dock Pro fucking machine with dual-hinge positioning system, suction cup mount compatibility for versatile sex machine setup

You're at a par­ty or have mul­ti­ple part­ners with dif­fer­ent pref­er­ences? You can swap dil­do attach­ment heads eas­i­ly. The ver­sa­til­i­ty (SQUISH! ANGLING! AT-​HOME PLAY AND TRAVEL!) is so worth it.

Or com­bine the dock­ing plate ver­sa­til­i­ty with anoth­er fuck­ing machine's inten­si­ty by using an adapter. You don't have to lim­it your­self to Vac-​U-​Lock dil­dos with the Lovense and Hismith sex machines to savor their strength.

And if you want to use huge dil­dos with your sex machine, you prob­a­bly want some­thing heavy-​duty — buy once and cry once.

Lovense's sex machines are ide­al for cam mod­els or any­one want­i­ng to exper­i­ment with sex tech (e.g., sync­ing thrusts to audio erot­i­ca). Hismith's sex machines have option­al Bluetooth con­nec­tiv­i­ty and, depend­ing on the exact mod­el, often a wider range of thrust­ing speeds and stroke length adjusta­bil­i­ty. Check the spec­i­fi­ca­tions and opt for the pre­mi­um mod­els with a 100W output.

Hismith quadruple penetration sex machine collage

Lastly, I can't empha­size this enough: mount once and pout once. You will prob­a­bly want to mount your fuck­ing machine to a hard sur­face. It's more effec­tive than rely­ing on suc­tion cups or the machine's weight to hold it in place, ya dig?

Think straight now so you can focus on feel­ing good later.

In a Nutshell

  • Velvet Thruster Prime: com­pact and sta­ble — slows but keeps going under pres­sure — but way small­er selec­tion of firm dildos
  • Power Banger: for­mer fan favorite and rel­a­tive­ly light for what it does, but you may want more fea­tures for the price.
  • Body Dock Pro: loooove the ver­sa­til­i­ty with posi­tion­ing and suc­tion cup com­pat­i­bil­i­ty, but I wish it had a bit more oomph dur­ing doggy-style
  • Lovense Sex Machine: cutting-​edge sex tech and teledil­don­ics. Adapters avail­able. Reputed for being strong with­in its size class. Not as pow­er­ful as Hismith, but it has a bet­ter app.
  • Hismith: heavy and jus­ti­fi­ably con­sid­ered among the best strength-​wise — able to han­dle huge dil­dos with grace and adjustable stroke length for many angles and pen­e­tra­tion sen­sa­tions. Vac-​U-​Lock and dock­ing plate adapters are also avail­able. Best for the most vora­cious appetites.
Kneeling on a metal bondage table in front of the magic wand rechargeable and doc johnson power banger with dee's big daddy dante XL

Think straight now so you can focus on what mat­ters lat­er: feel­ing fuck­ing good at your per­son­al pen­e­tra­tion altar.

What's Next?

Hismith's pre­mi­um 100W mod­els are well-​loved, and I want­ed to put their quad rod machine's unique 360° posi­tion­ing sys­tem through more real-​world testing.

Feral field note update com­ing soon! Testing ses­sion audio tracks will be avail­able for my OnlyFans sub­scribers — lis­ten in:

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  1. Ilah Kristel says:

    I wish I had the pri­va­cy and space! D:

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