In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, “6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros.” I — along with four other sexuality professionals — spilled the tea on what it’s like to date us, from…
by · Published January 24, 2023
· Last modified January 25, 2023
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish at the same time while neither of us is moving. I’ll start…
by · Published November 4, 2022
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Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose people, my inner monologue observed. I’ve heard it all. Male…
by · Published August 10, 2022
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Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the best Fun Factory toys I’ve tried — and the worst for…
by · Published June 15, 2022
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Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a “nurture” component at play? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing a woman’s libido — and her willingness to act on it. I don’t…
by · Published May 20, 2022
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I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the “Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American” meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want this sex toy giveaway to evoke. With NINE quasi-patriotic prize packs…
by · Published May 5, 2022
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Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you’d think. I’ve previously written about making masturbation feel more realistic, which encompassed a wide range…
by · Published April 15, 2022
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On today’s episode of passionate (but playful) shitposting semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers have said, “If you call them creampies, they definitely…
by · Published March 29, 2022
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My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the business of sex blogging in the United States. At…
by · Published March 23, 2022
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I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you’re in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable situations in the dating world, but I have to remember what…
by · Published March 10, 2022
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Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for detail and…
by · Published March 9, 2022
· Last modified January 27, 2023
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent partner had a mere single finger inside me…