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EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional: THE UNABRIDGED NOTES 1

EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional: THE UNABRIDGED NOTES

In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA inter­viewed me for their blog post, “6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros.” I — along with four oth­er sex­u­al­i­ty pro­fes­sion­als — spilled the tea on what it’s like to date us, from…

Cum together while I clench my cunt. 2

Cum together while I clench my cunt.

“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess par­a­digm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both fin­ish at the same time while nei­ther of us is mov­ing.  I’ll start…

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages! 3

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!

Why male chasti­ty is more ver­sa­tile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” ini­ti­at­ed a new naughty chat cus­tomer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose peo­ple, my inner mono­logue observed. I’ve heard it all. Male…

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!) 4

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (…and 5 I dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best Fun Factory toys I’ve tried — and the worst for…

All-Around Horny, External Safety, and Internal Stories 5

All-Around Horny, External Safety, and Internal Stories

Am I con­sti­tu­tion­al­ly wired to be hornier than the aver­age woman, or is there a “nur­ture” com­po­nent at play? Today, we exam­ine some of the exter­nal fac­tors influ­enc­ing a wom­an’s libido ⁠— and her will­ing­ness to act on it. I don’t…

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY! 6

Midwest ‘Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

I only use Facebook for three things nowa­days: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the “Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American” meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want this sex toy give­away to evoke. With NINE quasi-patriotic prize packs…

Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them 7

Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them

Play with pen­e­tra­tion beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dil­dos, missionary-style. The non-insertable por­tion of a dil­do can make a more con­sid­er­able dif­fer­ence than you’d think. I’ve pre­vi­ous­ly writ­ten about mak­ing mas­tur­ba­tion feel more real­is­tic, which encom­passed a wide range…

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them? 8

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?

On today’s episode of pas­sion­ate (but play­ful) shit­post­ing seman­tics: are creamp­ies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typ­ing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but won­der…” Some of my read­ers have said, “If you call them creamp­ies, they definitely…

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes? 9

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes?

My life isn’t all orgasms and rain­bows; there’s much unglam­orous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a bon­er, just men­tion pay­ing tax­es. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the busi­ness of sex blog­ging in the United States. At…

Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences 10

Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences

I want to find a sanc­tu­ary in my long-term part­ner. That applies dou­bly when you’re in a polar­iz­ing career field. Sometimes, being a sex edu­ca­tor can put me in uncom­fort­able sit­u­a­tions in the dat­ing world, but I have to remem­ber what…

A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct 11

A Sex Toy Reviewer’s Ethical Code of Conduct

Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fab­ri­cat­ed sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actu­al­ly fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are writ­ten for humans look­ing for detail and…

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared! 12

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!

My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’s purse. My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent part­ner had a mere sin­gle fin­ger inside me…