I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the “Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American” meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want this sex toy giveaway to evoke. With NINE quasi-patriotic...
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you’d think. I’ve previously written about making masturbation feel more realistic, which encompassed a wide...
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful, shitposting) semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers have said, “If you call them creampies,...
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the business of sex blogging in the United...
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you’re in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable situations in the dating world, but I have to remember...
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for detail...
❝My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse.❞ My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent partner had a mere single finger inside me...
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes, you own it. The human brain is a funny place....
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and try something new today! Dual Stimulation Sex Toy Tips Add...
My photography will be displayed at Detroit’s upcoming, world-class Dirty Show art exhibition! I guess even erotic art critics love my collection. 🙂 The event takes place over two weekends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I...
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I’m having a good time, and so are they. So why does the internet seem to hate Pillow...
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little things that add a dash of spice to playtime. The...