Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I’ve been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former...
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we’re expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. Adjust...
Sometimes I worry that my love of big dick might eventually be the reason I die alone. For that reason, I got a VixSkin Colossus cock extender to put on the dildo attachment of my handheld fucking machine and pound...
Articles & features / Banter / Debunking Myths / Sex Ed
by · Published April 14, 2019 · Last modified April 15, 2019
[Content warning: sexual assault. If that’s a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It’s not the infection that terrifies people, but the stigma of sexual abnormality. It’s...
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I want a love where we have an amazing(ly silly) story about the day we met up. For our first date, we cooked together, because I wanted an excuse to use the spiralizer I impulse-purchased. And when he knocked a...
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by · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified May 8, 2019
Sex toys are for people from all walks of life— not just single ciswomen this Valentine’s Day. And practically any sex toy can be a couples’ toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more convenient...
Articles & features / Insertable Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published November 20, 2018 · Last modified March 11, 2019
You probably don’t need an introduction to LELO. They once revered as the luxury “it” brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were ahead of their time. Despite the price hikes, the gimmicks, and the...
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by · Published November 13, 2018 · Last modified December 5, 2018
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. And a...
My boyfriend and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying to catch a knife while cooking. The irony is that he...
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by · Published September 27, 2018 · Last modified October 6, 2018
If you don’t have the freedom to display a metric fuckton of sex toys, could you say you’re living life to the fullest? Upon moving into an apartment with my boyfriend, it’s the first time in YEARS that I’ve had...
Articles & features / Guides / Sex Ed
by · Published September 21, 2018 · Last modified December 26, 2018
When I moved to a new state, one of the first things I did was check out a nearby sex shop. There, my boyfriend and I found a Picobong Remoji Lifeguard cock ring on clearance for $20 (regular price: $100), and...
“I just had dinner with Epiphora, Girly Juice, and The Notice last night!!!!” I texted a friend. “WHAT THE FUCK,” she responded. “WAS EPIPHORA JUST AS ADORABLE IN PERSON?!” “UH YES she’s so down-to-earth and endearingly dorky.” My past self...
