This mini-wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo anime about the power of friendship and self-nurturing. It features: Most importantly, did it add magic to this protagonist’s journey? Well, my boyfriend did say, “Baby likes that one!” after watching me use it and holding me through…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 15, 2024
· Last modified March 16, 2024
I like my insertable pervertibles long and gently curved — my cervix and its fornixes crave more than the popular G‑spot vibrators of yore. Give me depth. Go all the way in with an A‑spot vibrator. This list compares A‑spotty vibrators for profound penetration, which I've divided into four categories: Read…
Thuddy AF thumping competing with the gold standard of rechargeable wands Hot Octopuss's Pulse Queen combines wand-level power with a point for more focused pussy-pounding. Rather than using the typical spinning weight, its motor pulses back and forth for seismic sensations that throb and shake the external and internal clitoris.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 20, 2024
· Last modified March 5, 2024
It’s about damn time that thuddy thumping toys received the recognition they deserve. Experience clitoris-rocking rumble — without breaking the bank. Could I sum up this Playboy vibrator’s effects on me? Sobbing, whimpering, soaking my face with tears, ruining my makeup, sticking my tongue out, whining, begging my boyfriend to take…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 30, 2024
· Last modified February 20, 2024
Feel this Unihorn’s cutie patootie snoot booping at 4 pulses per second — and its boot(y)’s buzzing. The face end pulses back and forth, like light percussion, while the round rump delivers vibration. Fittingly, my favorite one’s trading card bio reads: “Karma Lilac brings balance to your innermost desires —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2024
· Last modified February 29, 2024
Fiona is for fans of fluttery florals and light lapping. This double-ended, rose-shaped licking vibrator features a slender “blade” of a tongue that flits back and forth for a pinpoint sensation. That’s the main draw. On the flip side is a mini-massager for the G‑spot that flexes and extends “come…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2023
· Last modified February 29, 2024
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’ kissing movement and placement incorporated some of what I had become accustomed to with oral sex. Here’s a less-known fact about my masturbation habits: the bottom-most part of my vagina is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021
· Last modified August 12, 2023
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the context of fetish. Around 2019, Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral on Twitter. There’s clearly demand for a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021
· Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the trend. Fluttery and flickery vibrators are growing in variety. Clitoral suction toys are poised to move from the fetish realm…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021
· Last modified March 11, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation? Pressure wave stimulators used to be lavishly priced and available only to the most profuse spenders. Nowadays, you can find a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2021
· Last modified July 5, 2023
Hype marketing is one hell of a drug. How do the new Lora DiCarlo Filare and LELO Ora robotic oral sex simulator measure up to the claims? The Filare is one of Lora DiCarlo's many external-only toys, this time meant to mimic the sensations of a "skillful partner's tongue." Two…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2020
· Last modified February 19, 2024
Receiving oral while getting penetrated is among the most enjoyable of past-times. I'm no stranger to using sex toys with a partner! So what happens when a vibrator combines both? Evolved Novelties' Love Spun and Tilt-O-Whirl dual stimulation vibrators do just that. These rabbit vibrators each feature three separate motors:…