Banana Split Dildo Review: Is it Climax-Worthy?
(Splitting my lips on the cumfectionary banana split dildo) I've tried silicone in silly shapes like produce and marshmallow swirls,...
Silly Shapes
Fabled Toys Review: Lucien Dragon Dildo & Octyra Tentacle for Affordable Fantasy Fucking
For texture sluts and monster fuckers (who don't love the monster sizes) Fabled Toys' Lucien dragon dildo forces me to...
Nancy Avo & Lem Clit Toy Review: high performers or hype?
Only one of these toys gets my seal of approval. Several readers asked what I thought of Lem, the super...
HOW FREAKING CUTE is this Pearl 2 seashell panty vibe by Honey Play Box?
Microdosing Botticelli's Venus by wearing this shell-shaped Bluetooth panty vibrator. Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 is one of the cutest...
Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien's first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo...
Tracy's Dog Surreal Review: Bluetooth Lipstick Vibrator
It's no mystery why petite lipstick-style vibrators are popular. All that adds up when marketing to a younger audience in...
3 Skull-Themed Dildos For Spooktacular Nights In
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your...
The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...