Super Smash Cache delivers candidly experimental sex toy reviews and sex education — sharing stories of ecstatic experiences and honoring the body’s capacity for pleasure.
Let’s rev up sex lives and boost bigger, bolder orgasms for all.
My services include reviews, sponsored posts, ad space, freelance writing, and social media promo. For rates, email me at supersmashcache (at) gmail (dot) com, or use my contact form.
Product Reviews
Sex toy reviews are the bulk of the Super Smash Cache blog. Let’s team up to:
- Share the perks of unique sex toys that deserve more press
- Tell tales of endless options to feel good
- Explore holistic angles and spiritual philosophies for erotic exploration!
Yup, niche indie boutiques with abundant educational resources; huge, hand-poured dildos; and longer vibrators definitely have my attention!
I write as if I’m talking to a friend. That means:
- Being transparent and authentic in my reviews.
- I will not review toxic sex toys made of jelly or PVC.
- I write about toys I’ve actually fucked.
If a product:
- Doesn’t work for me
- Is overpriced for the quality you get
- Doesn’t live up to the marketing hype
…then I’ll be blunt about it — but I can still increase exposure or suggest better alternatives available in your shop, where applicable.
I work with a wide range of shops, but independently-run, inclusive, health-conscious boutiques with careful curation take priority. Read more about my review policies.
Sponsored & Guest Posts
Sponsored posts contain a link or shout-out to your business.
Email me with a link to the website or product you’re promoting and let me know what sort of anchor text or description you’d like. I’ll message you back with article ideas and ways to incorporate promotion.
In the past, I’ve written sponsored posts about sex toys (of course!), female domination, techniques for pleasing a partner, dating, hookups, sex work — you name it, and I probably have a story to tell about it!
Any sponsored post will include a disclosure note to let the reader know that it is sponsored. Most content on my website is in my own words.
I only accept guest posts if the writer:
- Offers a fresh perspective that I cannot speak to. Examples include cis men talking about toys for penises or what it’s like to be a male escort
- Sends me writing samples — email me and include relevant works to your pitch
Ad Space
I have ad space available for banners and text links in my:
- Sidebar
- Footer
- “Where to Shop” page
- “Sales and Discounts” page
They’ll stay up for the agreed-upon amount of time. If I don’t receive a renewal payment, I’ll take the ad down.
Freelance Writing
I can also write posts on your website for a writer’s fee and a link back to my site. Email me, and we can discuss rates. The pricing depends on, of course, how long the post is, the photography or graphic design involved, and the editing process.
Let’s build a more pleasurable world together.
Contact Me
Other Terms & Conditions
All transactions are final. I make no promises regarding click-throughs or conversions.
I reserve the right to remove links or add disclaimers if I find representatives of your company displaying morally objectionable (sexist, racist, homophobic, fat-shaming, transphobic, or otherwise oppressive) behavior.
I may also edit sponsored posts to keep information and links up-to-date, as well as comply with changes to Google’s ranking algorithm.
