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Super Smash Cache delivers brutally honest reviews and sex education.
My mission is to make the world a more pleasurable place to be.

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My ser­vices include reviews, spon­sored posts, ad space, and free­lance writing.

If you'd like to know more about my rates and pro­mo­tion options, email me at super­s­mash­cache (at) gmail (dot) com, or use my con­tact form.

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Product Reviews

Sex toy reviews are the bulk of the Super Smash Cache blog!  In my hon­est reviews, I team up with affil­i­ates and spon­sors to draw atten­tion to rad prod­ucts. Fantastic sex toys deserve it! I do occa­sion­al­ly accept non­fic­tion books for review as well, but rarely porn or erotica.

Ongoing rela­tion­ships with inclu­sive and health-​conscious shops are a top pri­or­i­ty on my blog. I will not review sex toys made of jel­ly or PVC. Transparency and hon­esty are crit­i­cal to me. If I think a prod­uct is mediocre or crap­py, I'll tell the truth— but I can still increase expo­sure or sug­gest alter­na­tives avail­able in your shop.

Sponsored Posts

Sponsored posts con­tain a link to or men­tion of your busi­ness. Email me with a link to the web­site you're pro­mot­ing and let me know what sort of anchor text or descrip­tion you'd like. I'll mes­sage you back with arti­cle ideas and ways to incor­po­rate pro­mo­tion. Links are a great SEO and traf­fic booster!

Any spon­sored post will include a note to let the read­er know that it spon­sored. Most con­tent on my web­site is in my own words. I DO NOT accept pre-​written guest posts. The one time I have ever made an excep­tion, it was because the writer offered a per­spec­tive that I can't speak to on my own, AND sent me writ­ing sam­ples before inquiring.

Ad Space

I have ad space avail­able for ban­ners and text links in my side­bars and foot­er! They'll stay up for the agreed-​upon amount of time, whether that's one month, three months, or a year. If I don't receive a renew­al pay­ment, I'll take the ad down.

Freelance Writing

I can write posts on your web­site, for a writer's fee and a link back to my site. Email me, and we can dis­cuss rates. The pric­ing depends on, of course, how long the post is, and how much for­mat­ting I'd need to do on my end. I don't accept guest posts from oth­er writers.

Other terms and conditions

All trans­ac­tions are final. I make no promis­es regard­ing click-​through or conversions.

I also reserve the right to remove links or add dis­claimers if I find rep­re­sen­ta­tives of your com­pa­ny dis­play­ing moral­ly objec­tion­able (sex­ist, racist, homo­pho­bic, fat-​shaming, trans­pho­bic, or oth­er­wise oppres­sive) behavior.

Sponsored posts and reviews take up to six weeks after I've received the prod­uct (where applic­a­ble) and pay­ment. If you've request­ed mul­ti­ple reviews or spon­sored posts, that's five weeks each.

Email me via my contact form!