Work With Me!

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Super Smash Cache deliv­ers bru­tal­ly hon­est, can­did sex toy reviews and sex edu­ca­tion. My mis­sion is to make the world a more plea­sur­able place to be.

My ser­vices include reviews, spon­sored posts, ad space, free­lance writ­ing, and social media pro­mo. For rates, email me at super­s­mash­cache (at) gmail (dot) com, or use my con­tact form.

Product Reviews

Sex toy reviews are the bulk of the Super Smash Cache blog! In my writ­ing, I team up with affil­i­ates and spon­sors to draw atten­tion to rad prod­ucts. Fantastic sex toys, books, and erot­i­ca deserve it!

I work with a wide range of shops, but independently-​run, inclu­sive, health-​conscious bou­tiques with care­ful cura­tion take pri­or­i­ty. And if you stock huge, hand-​poured dil­dos or longer vibra­tors, you def­i­nite­ly have my attention!

I write as if I'm talk­ing to a friend. That means:

If a product:

…then I’ll be blunt about it — but I can still increase expo­sure or sug­gest bet­ter alter­na­tives avail­able in your shop, where applic­a­ble. Read more about my review poli­cies.

Sponsored Posts

Sponsored posts con­tain a link to or men­tion of your busi­ness. Email me with a link to the web­site or prod­uct you're pro­mot­ing and let me know what sort of anchor text or descrip­tion you'd like. I'll mes­sage you back with arti­cle ideas and ways to incor­po­rate pro­mo­tion. Links are a great SEO and traf­fic booster!

Any spon­sored post will include a dis­clo­sure note to let the read­er know that it is spon­sored. Most con­tent on my web­site is in my own words. 99% of the time, I DO NOT accept pre-​written guest posts. Exceptions are only made when the writer:

  • Offers a fresh perspective
  • Sends me writ­ing samples

Ad Space

I have ad space avail­able for ban­ners and text links in my:

They'll stay up for the agreed-​upon amount of time. If I don't receive a renew­al pay­ment, I'll take the ad down.

Freelance Writing

I can write posts on your web­site for a writer's fee and a link back to my site. Email me, and we can dis­cuss rates. The pric­ing depends on, of course, how long the post is, the pho­tog­ra­phy or graph­ic design involved, and the edit­ing process. I don't accept guest posts from oth­er writ­ers (see the pre­vi­ous section).

Contact Me

Other Terms & Conditions

All trans­ac­tions are final. I make no promis­es regard­ing click-​throughs or conversions.

I also reserve the right to remove links or add dis­claimers if I find rep­re­sen­ta­tives of your com­pa­ny dis­play­ing moral­ly objec­tion­able (sex­ist, racist, homo­pho­bic, fat-​shaming, trans­pho­bic, or oth­er­wise oppres­sive) behavior.