Super Smash Cache delivers brutally honest, candid sex toy reviews and sex education. My mission is to make the world a more pleasurable place to be.
Sex toy reviews are the bulk of the Super Smash Cache blog! In my writing, I team up with affiliates and sponsors to draw attention to rad products. Fantastic sex toys, books, and erotica deserve it!
I work with a wide range of shops, but independently-run, inclusive, health-conscious boutiques with careful curation take priority. And if you stock huge, hand-poured dildos or longer vibrators, you definitely have my attention!
I write as if I'm talking to a friend. That means:
- Being transparent and authentic in my reviews.
- I will not review toxic sex toys made of jelly or PVC.
- I write about toys I've actually fucked.
If a product:
- Doesn't work for me
- Is overpriced for the quality you get
- Doesn't live up to the marketing hype
…then I’ll be blunt about it — but I can still increase exposure or suggest better alternatives available in your shop, where applicable. Read more about my review policies.
Sponsored posts contain a link to or mention of your business. Email me with a link to the website or product you're promoting and let me know what sort of anchor text or description you'd like. I'll message you back with article ideas and ways to incorporate promotion. Links are a great SEO and traffic booster!
Any sponsored post will include a disclosure note to let the reader know that it is sponsored. Most content on my website is in my own words. 99% of the time, I DO NOT accept pre-written guest posts. Exceptions are only made when the writer:
- Offers a fresh perspective
- Sends me writing samples
I have ad space available for banners and text links in my:
They'll stay up for the agreed-upon amount of time. If I don't receive a renewal payment, I'll take the ad down.
I can write posts on your website for a writer's fee and a link back to my site. Email me, and we can discuss rates. The pricing depends on, of course, how long the post is, the photography or graphic design involved, and the editing process. I don't accept guest posts from other writers (see the previous section).
Other Terms & Conditions
All transactions are final. I make no promises regarding click-throughs or conversions.
I also reserve the right to remove links or add disclaimers if I find representatives of your company displaying morally objectionable (sexist, racist, homophobic, fat-shaming, transphobic, or otherwise oppressive) behavior.