Essential posts to check out

Sex education

Body talk, health, how-to

• The guide to clos­ing the "orgasm gap"
• BS-​free guide to cer­vi­cal orgasms
• MY FAVORITE DILDOS FOR DEEP PENETRATION
• Exploring the A‑Spot (AFE Zone)
• Mega-​guide to fist­ing & huge dildos
• Ways I've made my orgasms more intense (includ­ing breath and ener­gy orgasms)

Erotica

• Cum togeth­er while I clench my cunt

Banter

Dating, relationships, and kink

• 7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk
• 5 PRINCIPLES OF FEMDOM AND MALE SUBMISSION
• My Pillow Princess Manifesto
• EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional (UNABRIDGED)
• Are creamp­ies a kink? Why are they so hot?
• 4 Shitty Dating Advice Marketing Ploys I’m So Sick of Seeing
• I'm a woman with a high libido. Is it nature or is it nurture?

Buyer guides

• Sex Toys for Every Star Sign & Pleasure Persona: A Gift Guide
• Sexual Body Care: My Favorite Lube, CBD, Pheromones, Condoms, Massage & More!
• Why cheap sex toys are awful for you
• 13+ unique sex toys for the col­lec­tor who has everything
• Characteristics of the best sex toy shops

Dildos

• Top dil­dos for A‑spot and cervix stimulation
• Mega-​guide to fist­ing and huge dildos
• 4 SILICONE dou­ble dil­dos, compared
• Best Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked
• Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them
• Rating Realistic Sliding Skin Dildos

Vibrators

• BEST RECHARGEABLE WAND vibra­tor comparison
• A‑Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!
• Self-​Thrusting Sex Toys vs. My Gorilla Grip Coochie: a Comparison of Contraptions
• 20+ best air pulse pres­sure wave vibra­tors, ranked and compared!
• Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
• Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
• Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!

Everything else

• Sexual Body Care: My Favorite Lube, Massage & More!
• 9 BEST Silicone Pussy Plugs, Compared: G Squeeze, Sensi & MORE
• ESSENTIALS BEYOND THE REVIEW SHELF
• Choosing the per­fect con­doms for you!
• 7 fac­tors in pick­ing the right men­stru­al cup
• 5 types of sex toys for peo­ple with penises
• Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide

Dildos I adore

• njoy Eleven
• Uberrime Maxime
• Uberrime Aptus
• Uberrime Night King
• Pipedream Icicles No. 70
• L'Acier Capo
• L'Acier Reverb
• Dee's Big Daddies Dante
• Uberrime Anurian
• Vixen Creations Randy
• Uberrime Amante
• njoy Pure Wand
• NS Novelties G‑Spot Glow Wand
• Tantus Bishop XL Super Soft
• NS Novelties Colours DP Pleasures
• Vixen Creations Gambler
• SelfDelve Aubergine /​ Eggplant
• SelfDelve Corn on the Cob

Non-vibrating external toys

• Pelle Whim
• UNCOVER CREATIONS TENTACLE GRINDER

Powered toys I love

(Vibrators, thrusters, oscil­la­tors, and more!) 

• Velvet Thruster Prime
• Fun Factory Vim
• We-​Vibe Wand
• Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen
• Magic Wand Rechargeable & Plus
• Doxy Die Cast
• BMS Swan Maximum Bullet
• Je Joue Duet Bullet
• Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumper
• Dame Products Com
• Lovense Osci 2
• We-​Vibe Rave
• Lovense Domi 2
• Fun Factory Volta
• Je Joue G‑Kii
• Fun Factory Stronic Surf
• Zumio I and E oscillator
• Cal Exotics Empowered Queen
• California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster
• BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic

It's alright, I guess...

I'm not going to make mon­ey off of the posts linked below, buu­u­u­u­ut they're there so you can get a feel for what I'm like when annoyed by a toy loll.

• Lora DiCarlo Osé 2

Reviews of toys I hate

• Emojibator Chickie
• Iobatoys OhMyG
• Viben Fierce wand massager
• Le Wand Necklace Vibe
• MysteryVibe Crescendo
• LELO Sona 2, Sona 2 Cruise, Soraya Wave
• Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples
• Cal Ex Impulse Intimate E‑Stim G‑spot vibe
• Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny