What’s your favorite sex toy?
Here are my favorites in each category and some links to my rankings of them!
All-Time Favorites
Review: 5 Reasons Crave’s Duet Vibrator Is Perfect for Me
Meet the clitoral vibrator that ruined hundreds of other micro compact massagers for this sex toy reviewer. My friend’s jaw...
Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We’re making vanilla a spice again with...
Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7″ Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me....
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Top Rumbly, Powerful Rechargeable Wand Vibrators, Ranked [2025 Edition]
THE UPDATED ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SENSUAL, SEISMIC SORCERY It’s true: the Magic Wand is a mystical experience, enchanting users even...
Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime’s Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rumbly Thumping Wand
Thuddy AF thumping competing with the gold standard of rechargeable wands Hot Octopuss’s Pulse Queen combines wand-level power with a...
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Self-Thrusting Dildo Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep...
Dee’s Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub’s titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure...
Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation...
Doxy Die Cast Review: Wand Better Than Hitachi!
The Doxy Die Cast is the absolute most powerful wand vibrator I’ve ever tried, dethroning every iteration of the Hitachi...
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
Small Toys for Shallowing and Tip Drilling
Review: Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumping & Shallowing Vibrator
It’s about damn time that thuddy thumping toys received the recognition they deserve. Experience clitoris-rocking rumble — without breaking the...
Review: Je Joue Amour, Duet, and Vita rumbly bullet vibrators
Deliciously basslike vibrations in 3 petite packages! What do the following have in common? They’re all whimsical but functional shapes...
Mini-Vibrators (Mostly External)
Pressure wave & suction
Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy
Hands down the best budget clitoral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-a-Saurus rex by Boutique Voila:...
20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize...
Unique Sensations
How the We-Vibe Temp Temperature Play Vibrator Won Me Over
Warming up to the warming and cooling We-Vibe Temp was a wild ride. “Why, though?” I thought the first time...
Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the...
Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the...
Review: Zeus Twilight Violet Wand & Cal Ex Impulse Petite
Turn me on with your electric feel. I’m no stranger to electrostimulation, but today, we’re exploring THREE MORE electrokink sex...
Favorite bullets
Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here —...
Dildos
Realistic silicone
Solina Maxima XXL & Aura Uncut (Dickmatizing Dual-Density Dildo Reviews, Part 2)
A swooping head that … mesmerizes my cervix … Lickable, engorged veins and arteries I can feel in multiple directions,...
b-Vibe Slipskin Girthy 9″ Review: The Most Realistic-Feeling Sliding Skin Dildo?
Oh my gosh, b-Vibe absolutely nailed the density of a dick tip in its Slipskin realistic dildo line. I’d go...
Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of Him…
I haven’t stopped thinking about his cock. Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend’s dick that...
Ranking the Most Realistic & Sliding Skin Dildos: RealCock, Jock, Valm & More
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you’re looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete...
Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell...
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is...
Huge dildos
3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review
Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos...
Dee’s Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee’s...
Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The...
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as the inside of Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of...
Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of...
Deep penetration silicone
Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien‘s first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo...
Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured A-Spot Dildo for Deep Penetration!
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip...
Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I’ve gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my...
Uberrime Astra Large review: tapered 7″ A-spot dildo
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I...
Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that’s how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not...
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in...
Stainless steel
READER RAVE: L’Acier Capo = Intense Orgasms All Over
Cervical and G-spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my...
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L’Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles”...
Review: L’Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.”...
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn’t have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. “I’ll never leave...
njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even...
Glass
Huge, Heavy, Heavenly: An XL Glass Dildo for Size Queens, et al.
It’s like an “ORGASM NOW” lever when I tilt this thick glass dildo against my front wall. Intensity-wise, Luscious Playthings’...
Fucking Myself With Luscious Playthings’ 8″ Glass Dildo
Slick, smooth, sublime sensations for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchanted when Luscious Playthings...
Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, “AAAAAAAAAAAA!”...
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NS Novelties Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand review: the ultimate A-spot dildo
“That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace.” A friend said that about the Firefly Glass...
Shots Chrystalino Champ Review: Cobalt Blue Glass G-Spot Dildo
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I...
Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review: Spiral-Shaped Glass Dildo
The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly...
Unique shapes
Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
This unicorn horn dildo isn’t just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled...
Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I’m sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations’ tentacle sex...
4 SILICONE Double Dildos For Body-Safe DP Play, Compared!
Horny level: “Show me all your double penetration dildos.” Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were...
Tantus Magma & Splash review: dildo with drip textures
The drips are in a league all their own. I’m the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the...
Insertable Vibrators & Thrusters
Insertable vibrators
Deep Penetration Vibes: VeDO Quiver Plus vs. Nu Sensuelle Nubii Siren Review
VeDO’s Quiver Plus vibrator is exactly my type: long and lean for diving deep. It’s everything I love in a...
9 Breathtaking A-Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!
I like my insertable pervertibles long and gently curved — my cervix and its fornixes crave more than the popular...
Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the...
Thrusters
Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment
Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster’s thick, curved, uncut cock attachment for front-wall bliss — one of the most versatile realistic thruster...
Best Thrusting Dildos vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: 21 Ranked
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls...
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling...
Dual stimulators
Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles...
California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review
BIG NEWS: I’ve found The One. No, I’m not getting married, but I’m just as star-crossed to have discovered my...
Everything Else
Sexual body care
Sultry Body Care: My Favorite Lube, Massage, CBD, Pheromones & More!
Pairing potions and lotions with your gadgets and gizmos galore Whether you’re drizzling on dildos or lapping lube off a...
Toys for penises
Manwan Penis Vibrator Review: Evo vs Sub One
French finesse meets powerful penis pleasure. Consider the Man.wand Evo an orgasm accelerator for penises — deep, rumbly vibrations to...
Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide
Boosting your erections and electrifying every stroke Bathmate leads the penis pump pack — revered for their responsive controls, comfort,...
5 Top Types of Sex Toys for People With Penises
Sex toys aren’t just for ciswomen! There’s a plethora of sex toys for penises out there, from strokers and sleeves...
Plugs
9 Silicone Pussy Plugs, Compared: G Squeeze, Sensi & MORE
“Dude, I’m so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug,” I texted my friend. Ever...
L’Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting...
Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
“it’s only sodomy if it’s from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it’s just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3...
Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn’t want in a vaginal plug....
B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating...
njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
The njoy Pure Plug Large‘s perfection is part of the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try...
More Wand Massagers
Full-sized wands
Maia Nala Wand Review: 5 Reasons to Love This Massager
Dear Maia Toys, I see you’re trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim’s success — presenting your...
How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant...
LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s...
Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968....
Magic Wand Plus review: rumbly corded wand vibrator / Hitachi upgrade by Vibratex
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I...
Mid-sized wands
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Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Comparison & Mini-Reviews: 16 Best Cordless & Compact Wands (2020 EDITION)
Earth-shattering orgasms without taking my pants off Find out how your faves compare: Fun Factory VIM, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Le...
BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, rechargeable vibrator
Ever wanted to insert the Magic Wand? Yes? The Swan Wand will be a sweet treat for you — not...
Mini-wands
BMS PalmPower vs. Cal Ex Couture POWERFUL Mini-Wands!
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you’re keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky Rumbly Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review
The rumble of BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G-spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned...
