About Cy Smash and Super Smash Cache

Let's solid­i­fy a world where women expe­ri­enc­ing more than 5 orgasms in 1 ses­sion can be a stan­dard rather than an exception.

Think of me as an orgasm sor­cer­ess, sex toy cura­tor, and kink decoder.

As seen in…

…and more!

I've tried more than 350 sex toys over 8 years at Super Smash Cache. When you're a sex toy review­er with that much expe­ri­ence, it's only nat­ur­al to play favorites.

If a toy melts me into a drool­ing pud­dle of heart-​eyes-​emojis, you'll know.

And you'll under­stand why — I'm viva­cious­ly vocal about what makes a toy amaz­ing (and clear when it's not). Do I adore the thud­dy vibra­tions, the thrust­ing stroke length, or the sump­tu­ous silicone's softness?

There's some­thing for every­one in Toyland, and you deserve the best it offers.

Personal favorites

• #1 on Molly's Daily Kiss's Top 100 Sex Blogs
• #1 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Review Blog of 2021
• Member of the Independent Alliance of Sex Toy Reviewers
• I'm also a SheVibe super­hero trad­ing card!

2024 Rankings

• #3 Kinkly Top Sex Toy Blog
• #10 Kinkly All-​Around Ranking
• #6 Kinkly Sex Education Blog
• #1 Kinkly Top BIPOC-​Run Sex Blog

Even if I didn't have this blog, I'd still be:

• Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man's
• Praising cervix mas­sages, the ante­ri­or fornix eroge­nous zone, and fan­tas­tic toys that stim­u­late these lesser-​known hot spots
• Reminding peo­ple that male and female sex­u­al anato­my aren't that different
• Showing peo­ple the mar­vel of fisting
• Winning vagi­nal weightlift­ing con­tests and squeez­ing the fuck out of my toys
• Taking vibra­tors apart to show what's inside that counts

My approach is max­i­mal­ly expan­sive and holis­tic — every­thing excites me, and I want to share that zest for life with you.

Whether you're a kinky deviant or want to be held, the brain-​to-​breath-​to-​body syn­er­gy is vital to cre­at­ing the ulti­mate orgas­mic experience.