Review: 5 Reasons Crave’s Duet Vibrator Is Perfect for Me
Meet the clitoral vibrator that ruined hundreds of other micro compact massagers for this sex toy reviewer. My friend’s jaw dropped when I showed him my Crave Duet Classic: It’s...
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Realistic Fake Cum Recipe: Semen “Shots” Taste-Test & Party Mixology
Mixing realistic-tasting fake cum shots — olfactory notes of cake batter and bleach and all — somehow turned into my most-viewed and most-liked Instagram story yet. The slide showed me...
b-Vibe Slipskin Girthy 9″ Review: The Most Realistic-Feeling Sliding Skin Dildo?
Oh my gosh, b-Vibe absolutely nailed the density of a dick tip in its Slipskin realistic dildo line. I’d go so far as to say it does it even better...
MRLdoll Luna Review: Silicone Sex Doll Meets Video Game Jiggle Physics
For anyone who wants to fuck a twenty-pound titty. Luna by MRLdoll was truly like nothing my friend and I ever fucked before — this (purported) hyper-realistic ass sex doll...
3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review
Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos are getting the glory they deserve. While arguably still kinky,...
Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of My Friend’s Cock
And I haven’t stopped thinking about it. Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend’s dick that I just had to have another one — this time...
Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We’ll start with the ones you’re probably most familiar with...
Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We’re making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free,...
Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7″ Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the...
7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission
You’re probably hypnotic without realizing it — guiding your partner into a trance to feel hotter and uncontrollably bothered. Looking back, I can see how my old post, “7 Steamy...
3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them
I never don’t want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for...
VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-Density Dildo
Once upon a time, the iconic VixSkin Mustang set the standard for a crowd-wowing cock. It “simply doesn’t need more reviews,” wrote an affiliate program manager; Vixen Creations achieved adult...
