Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe review & comparison
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference...
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Rideable humping vibrator review: Liberator Wanda, Ruby Glow Blush, & VibePad 2
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely...
V-DAY SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: The Selfish Sensualist
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. (Already know the details and want to skip to the giveaway widget? Click here to jump.) This Valentine’s Day, I’m...
Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any...
EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional: THE UNABRIDGED NOTES
In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, “6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros.” I — along with four other sexuality professionals — spilled...
13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you’re creative enough. And with the evolution of...
Cum together while I clench my cunt.
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish...
Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure...
Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these new Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex...
CLITMAS GIVEAWAY: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more!
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CLITMAS with Velvet Thruster and me. Two prize packs are up for grabs, which I shall henceforth dub: Take a closer look at...
Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in...
Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!
Meet The Thruster’s younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to...
