Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe review & comparison
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference...
by supersmashcache · Published March 13, 2023
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference...
by supersmashcache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified March 28, 2023
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely...
by supersmashcache · Published February 14, 2023
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. (Already know the details and want to skip to the giveaway widget? Click here to jump.) This Valentine’s Day, I’m...
by supersmashcache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified March 13, 2023
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any...
by supersmashcache · Published February 2, 2023 · Last modified March 6, 2023
In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, “6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros.” I — along with four other sexuality professionals — spilled...
by supersmashcache · Published January 28, 2023
I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you’re creative enough. And with the evolution of...
by supersmashcache · Published January 24, 2023 · Last modified January 25, 2023
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish...
by supersmashcache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified March 23, 2023
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure...
by supersmashcache · Published January 5, 2023
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these new Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex...
by supersmashcache · Published December 11, 2022 · Last modified March 6, 2023
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CLITMAS with Velvet Thruster and me. Two prize packs are up for grabs, which I shall henceforth dub: Take a closer look at...
by supersmashcache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified March 23, 2023
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in...
by supersmashcache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified March 6, 2023
Meet The Thruster’s younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to...