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Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews 1

Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews

More adven­tures of a com­pact, high-​​capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ make­up names con­jure sim­i­lar reac­tions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so…

V-DAY SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: The Selfish Sensualist 2

V-DAY SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: The Selfish Sensualist

Because self-​​love is about so much more than sex toys. (Already know the details and want to skip to the give­away wid­get? Click here to jump.) This Valentine's Day, I'm continuing…

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything 3

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything

I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find won­der in Toyland. So many visu­als can be made phal­lic if you're cre­ative enough. And with the evo­lu­tion of soft…

Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked! 4

Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!

Meet The Thruster's younger sib­ling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on lux­u­ry hand­held fuck­ing machines, Voila is all about the sil­ly shapes and kooky con­trap­tions, from aliens to…

Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022 5

Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022

It's that time of year again! Find the sex toy sales I'm most excit­ed about here. I'll update the post as deals are announced, so check back as the week…

16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!) 6

16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best…

Uberrime Divo Amante Squarepegtoys Nathan Dildo realistic heads

Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan

Is it a drool-​​inducing, ecsta­t­ic expe­ri­ence, or is it mere­ly pass­able as meat? The art of sil­i­cone dil­do firm­ness is like cook­ing a steak — ten­der­ness can make or break…

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY! 7

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

I only use Facebook for three things nowa­days: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos 8

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos

Two allit­er­a­tive words sum up these three dil­dos: Midwest ‘mur­rikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moon­shine? And what could be more tongue-​​in-​​cheek American than dil­dos shaped like…

A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct 9

A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct

Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fab­ri­cat­ed sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actu­al­ly fucked the toy. My sex…

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared! 10

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!

My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…