13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft…
Category: Lists
Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to the…
Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022
It's that time of year again! Find the sex toy sales I'm most excited about here. I'll update the post as deals are announced, so check back as the week…
13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!)
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the best…
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…
Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…
SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: 4 Self-Care Packages with Spectrum!
What could be more romantic than roses on Valentine’s Day? Perhaps a certain rose-shaped, soul-snatching sex toy that broke the internet and more? Valentine’s Day comes once a year. These…
6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager…
Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…