Category: Lists

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything 1

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything

I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find won­der in Toyland. So many visu­als can be made phal­lic if you're cre­ative enough. And with the evo­lu­tion of soft…

Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked! 2

Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!

Meet The Thruster's younger sib­ling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on lux­u­ry hand­held fuck­ing machines, Voila is all about the sil­ly shapes and kooky con­trap­tions, from aliens to the…

Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022 3

Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022

It's that time of year again! Find the sex toy sales I'm most excit­ed about here. I'll update the post as deals are announced, so check back as the week…

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!) 4

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best…

Uberrime Divo Amante Squarepegtoys Nathan Dildo realistic heads

Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan

Is it a drool-inducing, ecsta­t­ic expe­ri­ence, or is it mere­ly pass­able as meat? The art of sil­i­cone dil­do firm­ness is like cook­ing a steak — ten­der­ness can make or break…

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY! 5

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

I only use Facebook for three things nowa­days: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos 6

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos

Two allit­er­a­tive words sum up these three dil­dos: Midwest ‘mur­rikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moon­shine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dil­dos shaped like…

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared! 7

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!

My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’s purse. My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…

SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: 4 Self-Care Packages with Spectrum! 8

SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: 4 Self-Care Packages with Spectrum!

What could be more roman­tic than ros­es on Valentine’s Day? Perhaps a cer­tain rose-shaped, soul-snatching sex toy that broke the inter­net and more? Valentine’s Day comes once a year. These…

20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared! 10

20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!

“It is effi­cient at extract­ing orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overem­pha­size Womanizer’s influ­ence in the sex toy indus­try. Their epony­mous cli­toral air pulse massager…

Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY! 11

Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!

Among the perks of the sex blog­ger life: gift box­es from busi­ness part­ners! <3 This hol­i­day sea­son, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a pack­age full of sexy stock­ing stuffers — the little…