Top 8 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
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Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so…
V-DAY SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: The Selfish Sensualist
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. (Already know the details and want to skip to the giveaway widget? Click here to jump.) This Valentine's Day, I'm continuing…
13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft…
Top 6 La Boutique Voila sex toys, ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022
It's that time of year again! Find the sex toy sales I'm most excited about here. I'll update the post as deals are announced, so check back as the week…
16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!)
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the best…
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…
Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…