Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker

There's a self-​thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-​free.

I didn't imag­ine this day (nor myself) com­ing so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Curve. But here we are, with one of the best things to hap­pen in 2020.

Dual stim­u­la­tors are high­ly anatomy-​specific. The key to the Happy Rabbit Curve thrust­ing vibrator's suc­cess, though, is that it has the right lev­el of ambi­tion. There's noth­ing too fan­cy — just some tried-​and-​true fea­tures done right.

(Unfortunately, I can't entire­ly say the same for the Happy Rabbit G‑Spot Stroker. More on that, as well.)

In this Happy Rabbit Curve & G‑Spot Stroker Review:

• Powerful pul­sat­ing mechanism
• Happy Rabbit exter­nal vibrations
• Why the G‑Spot Stroker failed me
• Other fea­tures of the cli­toral prong
• How the Happy Rabbit Curve feels in use
• My ver­dict and coupon code

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Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit Power Motion pulsating mechanism

How it works

Like the Fun Factory Stronics and many oth­er thrusters, the Happy Rabbit Curve's mag­net­ic motor jos­tles back-​and-​forth. It doesn't repli­cate Fun Factory's pul­sator pow­er but comes clos­er than the Zalo Desire and Temptation and XR Brands Thump It. Lovehoney's Happy Rabbit Curve has more heft and momen­tum than the oth­er imi­ta­tors, while still whisper-quiet.

Speed and stroke length

We're talk­ing about 145 quarter-​inch thrusts per minute on the low­est speed. The mid­dle one is so fast that I didn't both­er count­ing. It's more like jig­gling than thrust­ing, but it's decid­ed­ly lin­ear. The third and final set­ting fea­tures small­er move­ments — still back-​and-​forth, but the sen­sa­tion con­verges with a tra­di­tion­al­ly rumbly vibrator.

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Lovehoney Happy Rabbit clitoral vibrations

Speaking of rumbly, let's talk about the external rabbit prong.

It's very okay: deep in tim­bre, but not very strong. Think low pitch and mod­er­ate ampli­tude, like the kin of the Le Wand Chrome Deux.

If you need a more pow­er­ful cli­toral vibra­tor for blend­ed orgasms, I high­ly rec­om­mend try­ing the We-​Vibe Nova. Or get a sep­a­rate clit vibe entire­ly, like the Hot Octopuss Amo.

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Your mileage with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbits may vary.

That brings me to the caveat about recommending any rabbit vibrator.

What lines up with my anato­my won't nec­es­sar­i­ly suit yours.

For ref­er­ence, my clit-​vag gap is aver­age, at 1 inch. My G‑spot, in con­trast, is bul­bous but shal­low­er than online arti­cles and toy designs might sug­gest. It's hard to pin­point because the G‑spot isn't an exact organ, but I'm sen­si­tive about 1.5" inside the vagi­nal canal.

Why the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit G‑Spot Stroker utterly fails me

For its exter­nal prong to touch my clit, I have to insert the bul­bous head waaaayyy too far inside to do any­thing for my G‑spot.

I also wish its "come hith­er" motion held up to my pelvic floor mus­cles. A major rea­son rea­son I don't enjoy this rab­bit is that my vagi­na grips the pen­e­trat­ing por­tion in place, while the han­dle wags out­side of me. Do not want.

My expec­ta­tions for the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit G‑Spot Stroker were way too high, despite try­ing sim­i­lar toys in the past.

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Other key characteristics of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit clitoral stimulators

As for the Happy Rabbit line's exter­nal stim­u­la­tors, I was pleas­ant­ly sur­prised! The rabbit's body is only a lit­tle flex­i­ble — over­all, a nice bal­ance between bendi­ness and pressure.

Limitations of the Lovehoney rabbit vibrators

I wouldn't rec­om­mend mak­ing more than a 70° angle between the prongs or using it on some­one with a longer than 2" clit-​vag gap. You can undoubt­ed­ly splay the all-​silicone "ears" apart to accom­mo­date a large cli­toral glans, though.

THEY ALSO DON'T POKE MY CLIT

Instead, the Happy Rabbit's big, round­ed ears nes­tle my clit over the hood, like a com­fort­ing sur­round sound sys­tem. You can choose to retract the pre­puce if you wish, but I usu­al­ly don't like firm things touch­ing my cli­toral glans directly.

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How the Happy Rabbit Curve thrusting rabbit feels in use

Let's quickly recap what I've said about the Happy Rabbit Curve:

• Small but sub­stan­tial self-thrusting
• Gently curved tip
• Deep but gen­tle cli­toral vibrations
• Minimal rab­bit body flex­i­bil­i­ty but bendy ears
• Pinpoint stim­u­la­tion that can go over the hood

That means that the exter­nal vibra­tor is focused enough to do plen­ty for my exter­nal cli­toris. And that's with­out pulling away too much as the auto-​thrust jig­gles the clit's bulbs and legs.

It's almost absurd how the tem­po and stroke length syn­er­gize. Like, "laugh­ing at how quick­ly I orgasm"-level stimulation.

Why the Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit works so well for me

(…and whose bodies it might not work well for)

It doesn't aim for a specific spot internally.

The Happy Rabbit Curve relies more on its motor than its shape. It's more of a gen­er­al­ist than the G‑Spot Stroker Rabbit, but because of that, it can suit a wider vari­ety of bodies.

I know that straight pen­e­tra­tion isn't for every­one, but the Happy Rabbit Curve deliv­ers if tip drilling is your thing. Get a We-​Vibe Nova instead if you want more of a G‑spot specialist.

The clitoral vibrations are targeted where it counts.

Again, the exter­nal portion's rab­bit ear design is for best those who enjoy pin­point­ed stimulation.

If you don't like sharp sen­sa­tions against your clit, the Happy Rabbit line may not be the most comfortable.

In that case, con­sid­er instead the Femmefunn Essenza, which has the same punchy thrust­ing mech­a­nism as the Cadenza, but with a broad­er exter­nal stimulator.

Or try the We-​Vibe Nova, the rum­bli­est rab­bit vibra­tor you can get. I keep men­tion­ing the Nova because it's in the God-​tier of dual stimulators.

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My verdict on the Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit and G-Spot Stroker by Lovehoney

The G‑Spot Stroker Rabbit is utter­ly for­get­table, but the Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit is a new mile­stone among the hun­dreds of toys I've tried.

Let me repeat it: the Happy Rabbit Curve is the only self-​thrusting rabbit vibrator I'm head-​over-​heels for.

Its pul­sa­tion mech­a­nism is robust and doesn't damp­en too much, its motion is just right, and the vibrat­ing por­tion is nei­ther restrict­ing nor use­less. This rab­bit vibra­tor is flex­i­ble enough to accom­mo­date a 2" clit-​vag gap — but not too loose for junk that's more close­ly spaced!

The TL;DR version of how I feel about the Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Power Motion rabbit vibrator

I'm get­ting wet just think­ing about it, like a vagi­nal Pavlovian response.

Thanks to the We-​Vibe Nova, Nalone Pure X2, and Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting rab­bit, I final­ly have faith in the rabbit-​style vibra­tors I once thought were over­rat­ed.

The Happy Rabbit Curve — at least for my body — lives up to the hype.