11 Ways Glass Dildos Changed My Sex Life
Potentially unpopular opinion: glass dildos make great first sex toys.
At the least, they did for me.
Here are 11 reasons why glass dildos were nothing short of revolutionary for me, summed up in early ecstatic memories — from discovering cervical orgasms to vaginal weightlifting.
1. A glass dildo allowed me to explore penetration on my own timeline
Using a dildo meant I could enjoy myself and do me for me — without:
- Rushing the process
- Worrying what a partner thought of me
- Wondering what was normal or not
- Any concern of “taking too long”
- Taking time for the courting process
- Letting my pleasure be contingent on a partner in any way — whether it was their lasting ability, competence, or care for my pleasure beyond their ego
That could be true of any form of masturbation — but glass dildos were especially nice because they were so slick and demanded little (if any) lube. Moreover, they're compatible with any personal lubricant, from water-based to long-lasting silicone.
The Blossom G glass dildo from EdenFantasys, at 1.4" maximum diameter, is best for someone who's somewhat comfortable with penetration and wants to explore more.
2. I uncovered cervical orgasms via deep penetration with a glass dildo
I went in deep and hard with a glass dildo against my high ceiling — at first, because I saw jackhammering in porn, but I kept doing it because it fucking felt good.
Ooh, yes, do that again!
And, while fucking myself watching hardcore porn on ye olde Tumblr, something unexpected happened.
I felt this jolt and throb through my body like my mind blanked for a split second. I clenched and gasped and caught my breath, feeling like love incarnate.
Until then, I had only experienced clitoral orgasms with my fingers. My glass dildo allowed me to go deeper, literally and figuratively, sliding behind my cervix to massage it with precision.
It wasn't just that I went in-out-in-out — but I kept the focus on small, smooth thrusts, staying in contact with my cervix.
And because I was well-practiced relaxing the muscles around it, I had primed myself for more pleasure with a partner, making room for a hard cock to go in deep, too.
EdenFantasys’ Blossom G glass dildo has 7 inches of insertable length, a nicely tapered tip, and a gentle S‑curve for targeting my hot spots all the way inside. Remix my guts, bby.
3. Glass dildos steered me away from the sketchiness of soft, porous materials
A friend suggested I buy a vibrator from Spencer's. All I could think upon seeing the soft thermoplastic sleeves was associations with sticky hands and wall walkers — and the dust that would gather on them.
In other words, I found them gross — and rightfully so. Cheap sex toy materials have pores where germs can breed, and they can't be thoroughly disinfected.
Glass, in contrast, is easy to clean and can be sanitized.
4. Affordably exploring more without breaking the bank
Yes, silicone sex toys are also easy to clean, but they weren't as easily affordable or available at the time!
My younger self could get a borosilicate glass toy for cheap and expect it to be body-safe. I love how reasonably priced the Blossom G glass dildo is; giving big orgasms on a budget.
The accessibility of high-quality and honestly-labeled silicone sex toys came a few years later.
Times sure have changed, thanks to:
- Independent sex boutiques educating consumers
- Content creators shaping demand and expectations for body-safe materials
- Increased competition in e‑commerce
- Clear demand for online retailers that only stock body-safe sex toys
Pleasure didn't have to be a lavish expense denting my wallet.
5. Befriending my G-spot with bulbous glass toys
Does anyone else remember drooling over itty-bitty "G‑spot" bullets with the tiniest tilt? Yeah, there's no way those would do much for me internally.
Plenty of magazine advice steered me wrong in finding my G‑spot, but once a partner hooked his fingers against it, I immediately knew what to do:
- Insert a bulging, curved glass dildo.
- Tilt it for more pressure on my front wall.
- Pull until I felt resistance against the pubic bone's dip.
- Push and pull against that point of resistance.
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was it. It was really that simple for me to turn into a trembling fuck puppet, sensitive to every little movement inside.
Of course, your mileage may vary, and some dildo head shapes work for some bodies and not others — I cannot with the squared-off heads atop steep curves.
Nevertheless, I highly recommend trying glass dildos with defined, rounded heads and curved shafts if you're starting your penetration exploration.
The Blossom G's neck nodes are just a teaser. It's the unyielding firmness, curvature, and mushroom tip that make the "wham-bam" bang-to-buck ratio otherworldly!
6. Understanding the importance of the clitoris-to-vagina distance
A Tumblr post hyped up glass “juicer”-style dildos, which featured:
- A relatively short insertable length for focusing on the G‑spot
- Textures on the shaft to stimulate the wall lower down
- Nubs all along the top of the base to massage the clitoris
- A little crank handle so you could rotate the “juicer” inside you
I tried one and was disappointed with how it went past my G‑spot and didn't reach my clitoris.
I reported the experience to a friend — whose partner had also tried one and was disappointed.
That experience stayed with me and illustrated the difference between:
- What a toy is designed to do when it fits your bits
- What it actually does for a wide range of anatomical variations
I've been cautious about dual stimulators ever since, though I have found a few good ones!
7. I got visual feedback when doing vaginal weightlifting with a glass dildo
“Wearing” a pelvic floor exerciser externally means you potentially can load more weight!
I found plastic and silicone Ben Wa-style beads too light to do much for me.
So I bought out some glass and stainless steel! I used to grab a glass dildo with my vagina while doing my morning routine — shower, hair, makeup, and so on — and held on to it, letting it hang until I couldn't anymore.
And if I dropped it, that was one set.
The Blossom G glass dildo weighs about 7.8 oz and is shatterproof, giving fabulous beginner-to-intermediate-level resistance for vaginal weightlifting.
And when that level of heft wasn't enough of a challenge, I moved on to slimmer and heavier steel dildos like the njoy Pure Wand and beyond.
My favorite party trick was carabining a bucket to a silicone Kegel exerciser loop while someone slowly added pennies.
(As with any exercise regimen, consult your doctor first.)
8. Masturbation reaffirmed to me that sex doesn't make me more loose
I had nothing to worry about. Even if I used a glass dildo earlier in the day, I still received comments on my tight grip.
And yes, that was before I started doing the vaginal weightlifting.
And that was long before I started using huge dildos — and even once I did, I'd still fuck my partner right afterward, and that was that.
I didn't get “loose” — I got strong and flexible, able to both crack a finger inside me and insert a dildo bigger than a soda can. Strength and flexibility are on the same team.
9. I learned that arousal is holistic — and that I'm highly visual
Glass dildos with embedded florals are friggin’ pretty, and aesthetically appreciating what's going inside you is just one way to indulge the senses!
What's more, lightly colored glass toys meant I could see inside myself and have a visual of how much my lips and walls were being spread apart. The Blossom G's clear glass means I can see it all. And watching myself masturbate in the mirror hella turned me on.
Take the dichotomy of “Men are visual (and women are emotional/auditory/whatever)” with a grain of salt. Gender differences are based on averages — bell curves with substantial overlap.
10. Precision to explore the A-spot (anterior fornix erogenous zone)
Deep penetration used to always mean massaging my cervix by going behind it — in the posterior fornix.
I knew that going in front of it was an option, but it didn't seem like much of an option for me — at least, not with a partner. (His exact words: “No can do.”)
But that changed once I used firmer dildos with tapered heads and tilted shafts. EdenFantasys’ Blossom G is bang on with what makes a great A‑spot dildo or vibrator for deep penetration.
A‑spot orgasms feel fan-fucking-tastic and give me more options for ways to experience pleasure during deep penetration, whether alone or blended with G‑spot or clitoral stimulation.
11. Glass dildos opened me up to more possibilities
I stress both of the following points to my readers:
- It's okay if you haven't experienced orgasms yet
- It's okay if you've only ever had orgasms via clitoral stimulation
- You might uncover other ways to orgasm as time unfolds
I used to be in the “clitoral orgasms only” camp until I found a thrusting tempo and depth that worked for me.
Then I became BFFs with my cervix.
Then I learned about breath and energy orgasms — and stacked extreme pelvic floor strength on top of that for even more explosive “medibation” sessions.
Then, a partner found my G‑spot for me, and glass dildos allowed me to feel myself in a way that I couldn't with my own fingers.
Clitoral, cervical, breath-induced, G‑spot, and A‑spot orgasms are all options for me nowadays.
And glass dildos like EdenFantasy's Blossom G brought beauty and brawn to my journey of self-discovery. They revolutionized my sexual experiences, adding new dimensions of pleasure and pussy-pummeling I couldn't have planned for myself before.
Get the Blossom G glass dildo from EdenFantasys.
Further Reading About Glass Dildos
- 6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos, Ranked
- Icicles No. 70 Glass Dildo Review
- NS Novelties Glass G Wand Review
- Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review
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