Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals, greens, and powder blues are abundant. We’ll make it...
Looking for your G-spot or A-spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spot for the first time? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are exactly what my vagina needed when...
Sex Ed / Debunking Myths / Guides / Techniques & Health
by · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified October 21, 2020
“Let’s just say she’s ‘open’ to new things,” someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big dildos are among the most polarizing and stigmatized toys for women. Strangers have made all sorts of rude remarks and...
Sex Ed / Guides / Techniques & Health
by · Published September 24, 2020 · Last modified October 5, 2020
How often have you heard the bullshit that female anatomy is confusing? Or worse, that male orgasms are a given, while female orgasms are distant and otherworldly? I’m here to tell you that vulvas and vaginas aren’t especially complicated. They...
How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re overwhelmed by a pleasure boutique’s gadgets and gizmos, you’re not alone. Let’s start with the two broadest categories of sex toys:...
Chastity play and cock cages may seem brutal and otherworldly to the vanillas. “Do people ACTUALLY get turned on by that?” one might think. But the kink is more common than people realize. Just like anyone you walk past could...
Debunking Myths / Guides / Sex Ed / Techniques & Health
by · Published September 18, 2020 · Last modified October 15, 2020
Before I tried a menstrual cup, I bled all over my bed every month. Pads and tampons consistently failed to contain my heavy flow. Fuck that shit. Menstrual cups have been an absolute GODSEND for me. They are the PEAK of...
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by · Published August 4, 2020 · Last modified October 21, 2020
Take your Kegels to the next level! If my post about playing Pong/Brick with your vagina wasn’t enough, here’s a more in-depth guide into the wacky world of vaginal weightlifting. Reap the profoundly pleasurable benefits of pelvic floor exercises, such...
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by · Published July 25, 2020 · Last modified October 25, 2020
Much has changed in the pleasure product industry since 2015. That was when I first wrote my post about the best affordable (and body-safe) sex toys! Since there have been so many fantastic new additions to my collection, I decided...