Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!

Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster hand­held fuck­ing machine, explic­it­ly built for deep pen­e­tra­tion and effort­less cer­vi­cal orgasms?

My warm pussy clench­es in delight just think­ing about it. An auto­mat­ed 140 strokes per minute that some­how still feel like fucking?

The new Edward attach­ment pops onto Velvet Brands’ flag­ship wham-bam-oh-gosh-oh-fuck-thank-you-ma'am Thruster Prime machin­ery and gives 8 inch­es of insertable length. Plus, there's a sli­i­i­ight tilt along the shaft, curved for extra pres­sure on the front wall.

Are you the type to text, “Remix my guts, bby,” first thing in the morn­ing dur­ing ovu­la­tion week? Do you love hav­ing your insides rearranged? I do. And if you do, too, you'll adore the Velvet Thruster Prime Edward. Lube, mount, insert, turn on, and let your eyes glaze over for an orgasm or two or twenty-​nine. It gets the job done so quick­ly for this pil­low princess.

In oth­er words, the Prime Edward is almost every­thing I like about fuck­ing machines in a com­pact, self-​contained pack­age. Why “almost”?

Because we'll talk about the dil­do itself, the intense motor, mods, and attach­ments, too!

Here are five things to love about the Velvet Thruster Prime Edward, from tip to tail. HEADS UP: you can take 25% off your entire order at any Velvet Brands shop with dis­count code SUPER25 <3

1. Edward's head goes deeper

I wrote five years ago about the Velvet Thruster Jackie:

"It's every­thing I love about cer­vi­cal stim­u­la­tion, but quick­er and more exact. It's the dif­fer­ence between pow­der cocaine and crack. I get all of the heart-​eyes-​emoji feel­ings … This hand­held fuck­ing machine is the clos­est any toy I've tried has come to feel­ing like intercourse.”

Now we have the Velvet Thruster Prime Edward, tak­ing that even fur­ther — my new favorite self-​thrusting dil­do. Its slight cur­va­ture and exag­ger­at­ed length do the fol­low­ing way bet­ter than the original:

1. Massage the cervix if you bot­tom out
2. Rub the deep front wall if you go into the ante­ri­or fornix
3. Press against the inter­nal clitoris
4. Combine the above and blur the A‑spot and G‑spot togeth­er with con­sis­tent, ded­i­cat­ed strokes.

The entire front of my vagi­na turns into one big hot spot. Aiming is effort­less. I love feel­ing the boun­ti­ful, buttery-​smooth sil­i­cone against my walls and grip­ping against the veins.

Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Measurements

The Edward top­per is one of the longest Velvet Thruster Prime attach­ments. It mea­sures 2” more than the orig­i­nal Velvet Thruster Jackie.

It's flex­i­ble at the last 3 inch­es or so and a lit­tle soft­er than the pre­vi­ous Velvet Prime heads. The Prime Edward still very much feels like a mass-​manufactured sil­i­cone dil­do (because it is) but has juu­u­ust a lit­tle (about an inch-​and-​a-​half of the shaft) hol­low­ness for slight pliability.

Here are the Velvet Prime Edward's specs:

Its com­bi­na­tion of length, cur­va­ture, and bend­abil­i­ty bot­tom me out just right. If you love deep pen­e­tra­tion and end­less orgasms, the Velvet Prime Edward was made for you.

Use my Velvet Thruster coupon code, SUPER25 for 25% off.

I'm actu­al­ly… real­ly impressed at how much Velvet Brands man­aged to con­dense the com­po­nents over the years.

2. A compact, handheld fucking machine

These self-​thrusting dil­dos orig­i­nat­ed as a rel­a­tive­ly dis­creet, travel-​friendly alter­na­tive to cord­ed fuck­ing machines, diverg­ing in the fol­low­ing traits:

• Overall size — Velvet Thrusters are com­pact, fit­ting eas­i­ly in a back­pack or large purse, and com­pli­ant with the TSA's lim­its for stow­ing in the seat in front of you. (Yup, I've done it. Going beyond a 7” vibra­tor on an air­plane is no prob­lem — though an 11” stain­less steel dil­do may be clas­si­fied as a club or bludgeon.)
• Lightweight - The Velvet Thruster Prime Edward only weighs a pound-​and-​a-​half, even with the suc­tion cup added. For com­par­i­son, the Kink Power Banger weighs 5 pounds.
• Rechargeable - This lithium-​ion bat­tery allows you to go cord­less and unteth­ered. Roleplay a ménage à trois while camp­ing in a tent with one part­ner and the Velvet Thruster, if that's your kind of thing.
• Affordable (rel­a­tive­ly speak­ing) — Full-​on fuck­ing machines will run you about $400. Build your Velvet Prime for about half of that with my coupon code, SUPER25

Choose the Velvet Thruster Prime Edward or some­thing else — shown below is the Velvet Thruster Prime Sammie XL.

Yeah, it's still with­in the realm of lux­u­ry sex toy pric­ing, but you get what you pay for here: an ample and realistic-​feeling stroke length that pow­ers through.

My walls tend to stop cheap­er thrusters. And the Velvet Prime might slow down a lit­tle, but it keeps fuck­ing even when I'm clench­ing dur­ing orgasm or hit­ting my ceil­ing repeatedly.

The Velvet Thruster Prime does so much and strips down the action to its core with­out com­pro­mis­ing much on pow­er or longevity.

3. Its thrusting is intense

140 strokes per minute in such a small pack­age is a huge fuck­ing deal.

How does the Velvet Thruster mechanism work?

If it seems like a pow­er tool on paper, that's because it's sim­i­lar on the inside. (It sounds some­what like one, too, but the noise lev­el is fair for what it is: an ultra pow­er­ful thrust­ing sil­i­cone dildo.)

Think of the Velvet Thruster as mod­i­fy­ing a rec­i­p­ro­cat­ing saw's bar­rel cam for plea­sure. You can imag­ine a screw get­ting pushed in the more you turn it, yes?

Diagonal grooves wrap around a Velvet Thruster's inner spin­ning bar­rel like that. And the out­er hard shell traces those screw­ing path­ways to con­vert the torque into lin­ear push­ing.

How does it feel?

Yum. As I've writ­ten in the past, “There are ten speeds, and the fastest set­ting is my favorite for vagi­nal use. That way, the tip stays in con­tact with my cervix for longer.” Eject oxytocin.

How much juice does its battery have?

Velvet Thrusters all con­tain 12V bat­ter­ies (as of the day this post was writ­ten). The Velvet Prime mod­el holds the biggest of all of them, at 1200mAh, deliv­er­ing (in Velvet Brands’ words) an “extra long-​lasting bat­tery to sup­port high torque output.”

In lay terms: you get a good time for a long time. 30 min­utes of charg­ing gets you 8 hours of use and 300 stand-​by hours.

Velvet Thruster Prime vs. Teddy

The Velvet Thruster mini Teddy TX and GS are the “lite” ver­sion, with:

• A short­er stroke length (2.5” vs. 3”)
• Slightly slow­er top speed (128 strokes per minute vs. 140)
• No cus­tomiz­abil­i­ty (suc­tion cup and one dil­do shape are per­ma­nent­ly fixed on the unit)
• A small­er bat­tery (800mAh, 20 min­utes of charge, 4 hours of play)
• A small­er price tag! If one mini-​thruster is all you need, have at it!

4. The Velvet Thruster Prime is modular

If you want to get spe­cif­ic about your Velvet Prime's fea­tures, you can choose the dil­do attach­ments at the top, and the posi­tion­ing tools at the bottom.

Let's say you're not in the mood for the Velvet Thruster Prime Edward one day. You can swap it for one of the fol­low­ing attach­ment heads:

• Sammie XL — 8” long, super thick, almost 2” across. It's a crowd-​pleaser over on my Instagram.
• Frankie - Quadruple-​crowned, wicked­ly ridged at the tip, and so much fun to clench around.
• Nanci - Sculpted to hook against the G‑spot and focus pin­point pres­sure on it with the hard edge. Of course, I love it for shal­low pen­e­tra­tion — I helped design it.
• Walter - Gradual self-​thrusting beads (usu­al­ly bought for anal use)
• Jackie — An average-​sized semi-​realistic dil­do 6” long by 1.5” wide will work for most.
• Auto-​Solo - Not a thruster per se, but a self-​propelled stroker!

See my Velvet Prime attach­ment com­par­i­son and rank­ing post for more in-​depth thoughts on how they feel in use!

You can also screw in dif­fer­ent posi­tion­ing aids to the base.

Since the Velvet Thruster takes out the bulki­est part of a fuck­ing machine — the frame — you'll want to get cre­ative and find some­thing to push up against.

• Suction cup - self-​explanatory; stick it to smooth surfaces. 
  • Use the suc­tion cup for sit­ting on or rid­ing it
  • Mount it on the wall and back up against it on your hands and knees
  • Sticking it on a mir­ror while my legs pull it against me
  • By far my favorite Velvet Prime base attachment

• Angled reach han­dle — makes it eas­i­er to grip the loooong unit solo and sta­bi­lize the base
• Long reach han­dle — ini­tial­ly cre­at­ed for a part­ner to hold by hand, but also used for mounting

5. Go further with mounts and mods

Hungry for more? Here are even more ways to max­i­mize your Velvet Thruster Prime's ver­sa­til­i­ty.

Add a VixSkin Colossus exten­sion sheath to make it suu­u­per girthy (like, 2.1” diam­e­ter girthy) and flesh­like on the out­side. Once that's inside me, I'm gone. I am on anoth­er plan­et, anoth­er dimen­sion, just men­tal­ly not on this plane.

Screw in the straight, long-​reach han­dle and slot the unit into the Liberator Wanda wand mount. That's two pow­er tools you can mount using the same cush­ion. Alternatively, slot the suc­tion cup base into the Liberator Wing mount

…or strap it on for use on a part­ner. Due to the toy's bulk, you wouldn't be hip-​to-​hip, but work­ing with the posi­tion­ing chal­lenge could be fun. If you're top­ping, your face will like­ly be a bit low­er down, pos­si­bly for kiss­ing your partner's chest or even low­er. Maybe role­play being a robot­ic fuck doll.

Closing Thoughts Velvet's Prime Edward

Use the Velvet Thruster Prime Edward alone, with a part­ner, while lis­ten­ing to audio porn, while watch­ing VR porn, while on top of it, while on your back, at home, or on vaca­tion. Its mod­u­lar­i­ty, ver­sa­til­i­ty, and pow­er offer so many ways to cum.

Effortless cer­vi­cal orgasms and deliri­ous­ly deep pen­e­tra­tion are at my fin­ger­tips. Those veins, that curved shaft and tip against my open­ing. Going deep­er, bash­ing my cervix, remix­ing my guts, tak­ing me to an altered state of consciousness.

The Velvet Thruster Prime Edward offers an unpar­al­leled sex­u­al expe­ri­ence with its pow­er­ful thrust­ing, ver­sa­tile attach­ments, and com­pact design. If you're in the mar­ket for a new self-​thrusting dil­do, this one is the best of its class.

Every long Velvet Thruster Prime attach­ment (Sammie XL, any­one?) feels incred­i­ble, but the Edward is a fan­tas­tic fit for those who love to go deep.

Timeline of Velvet Thruster History

It's been a while since I solo fea­tured a new Velvet Thruster in a blog post. Here's what's hap­pened since the first review I wrote for Velvet Brands — con­sid­er it an abridged history

2017 launch: Original Velvet Thruster Jackie, Frankie, Walter, Abbey

• 3” range of motion and up to 140 strokes per minute.
• The orig­i­nal base unit has been discontinued.
• Abbey back then fea­tured ver­ti­cal ridges galore. This ver­sion of the Abbey has been dis­con­tin­ued, as well.

2019 launch: Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy TX

• Smaller 2.5” range of motion and up to 125 strokes per minute
• Overall more com­pact than the orig­i­nal Velvet Thruster
• Smaller bat­tery (800mAh), 20 min­utes of charge, 150 min­utes of play
• Shorter insertable length (5")
• More afford­able!

2020 launch: Velvet Thruster Prime base unit + attach­ments + new mini thrusters

• Velvet Prime brought back the orig­i­nal Velvet Thruster's pow­er and 3” stroke length 
  • Jackie, Frankie, and Walter's heads retained their orig­i­nal shapes
  • These dil­do top­pers could be popped on and off the new unit
  • New G‑spotty Abbey (sculpt­ed by yours tru­ly) and thick XL Sammie heads for Velvet Thruster Prime
  • New posi­tion­ing aids: suc­tion cup, angled long reach han­dle, partner-​use handle
• New mini Teddy GS (G‑spotty) and Teddy XL (extra length) models 
  • Same “guts” as Teddy TX but with dif­fer­ent dil­do toppers

2021: Velvet Thruster Mini Universal launch + Velvet Prime Nanci re-launch

• The Mini Thruster Universal's tip pops into a dil­do with a Vac-​U-​Lock port in the base 
  • Delivers a short­er 1.5” stroke length
  • Same bat­tery as Teddy TX
  • Best for small-​to-​mid-​sized dildos
• The G‑spotty Velvet Thruster Prime Abbey was renamed Prime Nanci

2022 launch: Velvet Stroker Auto-​Solo Masturbator

• New screw with 2.5” stroke length and up to 200 strokes per minute
• It comes with an includ­ed sleeve
• But you can swap it out for a dif­fer­ent Fleshlight
• Or put a Velvet Prime head on it, if you want!
• Not my thing, but it plays for both teams.

2023 launch: Velvet Thruster Prime Edward attachment

• You read about it ear­li­er in this post!

What's next?

What do you want to see from Velvet Thruster?

Perhaps a Bluetooth remote con­trol toy that's more pow­er­ful than the Lovense Gravity? A com­pact, fold­able posi­tion­ing mount?

Velvet Brands very much lis­tens to user feed­back, so feel free to drop your sug­ges­tions in the com­ments! This post was spon­sored and con­tains affil­i­ate links, which give me a com­mis­sion at no extra cost to you. If any­thing, you'd save with my coupon code, SUPER25

The Thruster Prime is seri­ous­ly with­in my top 5 sex toys. Ever. First is the njoy Eleven, fol­lowed by maybe the Velvet Thruster Prime, then some mix of a wand, Uberrime, and Fun Factory. There are so many won­ders in Toyland, and Velvet Thruster tops the list.