Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS"…
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Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review
When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I…
njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that's genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on…
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-friendly body-safe dildos. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it's girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is…
Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory's playful…
MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promises. Bending into any shape…
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator
"No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet," says Blush Novelties' website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless…
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don't need to read beyond this point, but I need…
Fun with foreskin: tips, techniques, and .GIFs!
American cock vs. European cock: have you ever wondered the difference? Or had aspirations to travel the world and, maybe in the process, hook up with lovers of different cultural…
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improving) relationship with textured toys, the…
Vaginal Weightlifting & Ways to Make Kegels Fun
Vaginal weightlifting is so much more than just a fetish party trick! It's also one of many fun ways to cultivate increased sexual sensitivity or stronger, longer orgasms. Orgasms aren't everything,…
njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some…
