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Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. Find the best Black Friday / Cyber Monday deals on sex toys that I'm most excited about! As always, I've…
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they've never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You're not…
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November is just beginning. Let's celebrate with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime. Uberrime fantasy dildo giveaway prizes (Already know the details? Click to…
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not…
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
For me personally, [being a good man] means facing and resolving biases that I may have regarding the idea of gender equality and helping other men resolve them, too. Guest writer…
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you choose a suitable insertable for you? That’s where sex toy critics…
