“How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1-10?” I asked my boyfriend, “1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I’m getting fisted.” “Well, that’s a high standard to...
If you’re using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also suggest obtaining a hot pizza of your favorite kind before...
If you’ve sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you’ve probably heard of the under-$50 Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It’s one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn’s newer...
My boyfriend ex and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying to catch a knife while cooking. (The irony? He has...
If you’ve ever drooled at LELO’s luxurious displays and their Gigi 2‘s shape, read on. I’m about to introduce you to something even better for less than half the price. Silky matte silicone. Rumbly vibrations. A classic flat head to...
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren’t that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This lack seems like such a disservice when Millennials are known...
I’m so lazy in bed that I don’t even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I’m down for anything that does most of the work for me. For penetration, the Velvet Thruster does precisely that....
If you don’t have the freedom to display a metric fuckton of sex toys, could you say you’re living life to the fullest? Upon moving into an apartment with my boyfriend, it’s the first time in YEARS that I’ve had...
When I moved to a new state, one of the first things I did was check out a nearby sex shop. There, my boyfriend and I found a Picobong Remoji Lifeguard cock ring on clearance for $20 (regular price: $100), and...
So many things about the B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the reason...
“I just had dinner with Epiphora, Girly Juice, and The Notice last night!!!!” I texted a friend. “WHAT THE FUCK,” she responded. “WAS EPIPHORA JUST AS ADORABLE IN PERSON?!” “UH YES she’s so down-to-earth and endearingly dorky.” My past self...
The Womanizer’s unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user’s clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in the...
