by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
If you're a clitoris-owner who's ever envied the textures inside Tenga's penis-strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
"How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1–10?" I asked my boyfriend, "1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 19, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 17, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you've probably heard of the Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It's one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 15, 2018 · Last modified March 12, 2024
My boyfriend ex and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've ever drooled at LELO's luxurious displays and their Gigi 2's shape, read on. I'm about to introduce you to something even better for less than half the price.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2018 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren't that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2018 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Back in 2018, I had the freedom to display what I (at the time thought) was a metric fuckton of toys. Times have changed a lot: I have way more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The Womanizer's unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user's clitoris and rapidly alternating between…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified April 23, 2024
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I…
