Desirables Dalia porcelain G-spot dildo review
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my…
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Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step…
Zolo Twist Anaconda penis masturbator cup review
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm…
We-Vibe Nova review: rabbit vibrator with rumbly clitoral stimulator
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is…
Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Fantasy Dildo Review
It's one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It's another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime…
Review: Luvkis bird-shaped kegel exerciser set (+ intro to Kegels)
I love carrying heavy objects in my vagina, as anyone who has read my review of the 1.5lb (680g) njoy Pure Wand knows. But it's not exactly practical to walk around…
Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of…
LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were…
10 Travel-Friendly Sex Toys That Discreetly Fit in a Sunglasses Case
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack…
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship,…
Maia Jessi & Pillow Talk Racy Mini-Reviews: Budget-Friendly Bullets
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so…
B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning…
