MRLdoll Luna Review: Silicone Sex Doll Meets Video Game Jiggle Physics
For anyone who wants to fuck a twenty-pound titty. Luna by MRLdoll was truly like nothing my friend and I ever fucked before — this (purported) hyper-realistic ass sex doll...
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3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review
Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos are getting the glory they deserve. While arguably still kinky,...
Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of My Friend’s Cock
And I haven’t stopped thinking about it. Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend’s dick that I just had to have another one — this time...
Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We’ll start with the ones you’re probably most familiar with...
Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We’re making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free,...
Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7″ Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the...
7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission
You’re probably hypnotic without realizing it — guiding your partner into a trance to feel hotter and uncontrollably bothered. Looking back, I can see how my old post, “7 Steamy...
3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them
I never don’t want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for...
VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-Density Dildo
Once upon a time, the iconic VixSkin Mustang set the standard for a crowd-wowing cock. It “simply doesn’t need more reviews,” wrote an affiliate program manager; Vixen Creations achieved adult...
Girth Game Level-Up: SuperFit XL Dilator Review & How-To
For when “Oh noooo, is it going to fit?” isn’t just teasing dirty talk. If you’re feeling intimidation with penetration, you have options, including dilator kits. Think of these sets...
Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment
Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster’s thick, curved, uncut cock attachment for front-wall bliss — one of the most versatile realistic thruster attachments in their lineup. Pop it atop the Velvet Prime...
Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien‘s first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo features not one, not two, but three tiers of out-of-this-world...
