Category: Reviews

Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy 1

Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy

Hands down the best *bud­get* cli­toral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-​​a-​​Saurus rex by Boutique Voila: It used to be that cli­toral air pulse mas­sagers fell into one of the fol­low­ing cat­e­gories: Boutique Voila’s Little…

Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide 2

Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide

Boosting your erec­tions and elec­tri­fy­ing every stroke Bathmate leads the penis pump pack — revered for their respon­sive con­trols, com­fort, and user-​​friendly HydroMax and HydroXtreme mod­els — all FDA-​​approved med­ical devices craft­ed in the UK. Add some range to…

Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand 3

Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand

This mini-​​wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo ani­me about the pow­er of friend­ship and self-​nurturing. It fea­tures: Most impor­tant­ly, did it add mag­ic to this protagonist’s jour­ney? Well, my boyfriend did say, “Baby likes…

A-spotty silicone vibrators with plenty of insertable length to go deep!

9 Breathtaking A-Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!

I like my insertable per­vert­ibles long and gen­tly curved — my cervix and its fornix­es crave more than the pop­u­lar G‑spot vibra­tors of yore. Give me depth. Go all the way in with an A‑spot vibra­tor. This list com­pares A‑spotty…

Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rumbly Thumping Wand 4

Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rumbly Thumping Wand

Thuddy AF thump­ing com­pet­ing with the gold stan­dard of recharge­able wands Hot Octopuss's Pulse Queen com­bines wand-​​level pow­er with a point for more focused pussy-​​pounding. Rather than using the typ­i­cal spin­ning weight, its motor puls­es back and forth for…

YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger 5

YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger

I’m always excit­ed to see anoth­er afford­able A‑spotty vibra­tor in Toyland, made for deep pen­e­tra­tion. YoYoLemon’s ribbed mod­el looks famil­iar — but feels juu­u­ust dif­fer­ent enough for me to some­times rec­om­mend this white-​​label knock­off of a knock­off. It’s deriv­a­tive of the…

Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks 6

Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks

This uni­corn horn dil­do isn't just tapered and tex­tured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intense­ly helix-​​spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bot­tomed out with its cervix-​​servicing 7" of insertable length and 2.3" diam­e­ter near the base.…

Review: Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumping & Shallowing Vibrator 7

Review: Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumping & Shallowing Vibrator

It’s about damn time that thud­dy thump­ing toys received the recog­ni­tion they deserve. Experience clitoris-​​rocking rum­ble — with­out break­ing the bank. Could I sum up this Playboy vibra­tor’s effects on me? Sobbing, whim­per­ing, soak­ing my face with tears, ruin­ing my…

Uberrime Damn Alien dildos in UV green, UV pink, and glitter black with tightly marbled silicone

Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G-Spot Massager

“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the pletho­ra of pearls, I couldn't help but won­der: have I been enrap­tured by a benev­o­lent alien or a behind-​​bars body mod…

Review: Pelle Orange Slice & Gummy Worm Grinding Toys 9

Review: Pelle Orange Slice & Gummy Worm Grinding Toys

Soft candy-​​inspired cush­ions for pushin’ It was a sta­tis­ti­cal inevitabil­i­ty: squishy sil­i­cone grind­ing toys inspired by gum­my can­dy. Meet Pelle and Spectrum Boutique’s col­lab­o­ra­tion, Orange Slice and Gummy Worm. Think of them as an upgrade from fuck­ing your palm…

Fun Factory Nos, Duke, Tiger, and Limba Flex Medium

These Fun Factory Sex Toys Are Even Better Together

HAND-​​PICKED POWER COMBOS FOR CLIT COURTESANS, PENETRATION PRINCESSES, AND ADVENTUROUS AMAB AND BI BABES ALIKE. Fun Factory sex toys deliv­er rumbly AF, award-​​winning motors and a smor­gas­bord of shapes for just about every body. Choose your own adven­ture by…