Category: Reviews

Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 glass dildo review 1

Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 glass dildo review

Glass dil­dos make eye-catching dis­play pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsid­i­an undu­la­tions. These two glass dil­dos offer very dif­fer­ent pro­files and expe­ri­ences. While the Icicles 87 is great for…

Fun Factory Tiger G5 ribbed G-spot vibrator review 2

Fun Factory Tiger G5 ribbed G-spot vibrator review

Welcome to anoth­er review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s sig­na­ture, basslike purr against my inter­nal cli­toris — and its gen­er­ous, cervix-massaging girth. I’d read­i­ly recommend…

Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia 3

Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia

You nev­er for­get your first! Back in 2016, wand vibra­tors were still mys­ti­cal to me. I was equal parts: Captivated by the promise of the ulti­mate orgasm(s) Skeptical of whether it would be suit­able for me Scared of being numbed or desensitized…

Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy 4

Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy

Once you find a cli­toral air pulse mas­sager that ticks all the box­es, you lose inter­est in the oth­ers. That's why I'm giv­ing you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releas­es and com­par­ing them, instead of review­ing them indi­vid­u­al­ly: INYA…

Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review 10

Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review

Yes, BDSM can be slow and sen­su­al! Sliding rope and drip­ping wax against a partner's body can make a pas­sion­ate scene on its own — or it can lead up to some­thing more explo­sive. Do you have the patience and imagination…

Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review 12

Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review

A short sum­ma­ry of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgld­fgjld­fg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway and Tilt have been my default "go-to" vibra­tors in my review pile. What does that tell you? Their vibra­tions are on the rumbly side.…

Review: Cat o' Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store 13

Review: Cat o' Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store

Imagine that a flog­ger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tress­es. But instead of a sin­gle lash, a cat o' nine tails…

Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos under $35 14

Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos under $35

Are these prices legit for body-safe sil­i­cone dil­dos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patent­ed rev­o­lu­tion­ary for­mu­la for a real­is­tic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-It dil­do prod­uct pages. The line con­sists of sil­i­cone and Silexpan basics,…

Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso 21

Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso

Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the back­ground as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lift­ed the box flaps, peeked inside, and imme­di­ate­ly closed it, look­ing away. "Is that the…?" "Yeah." "Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool,…

Review: Leather Riding Crop from Passion Craft Store 31

Review: Leather Riding Crop from Passion Craft Store

Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted rid­ing crops for per­cus­sive main­te­nance of humans, but many of the old design prin­ci­ples still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid of whips, canes, and pad­dles. You could call them a…

Review: Pris Toys Gemini silicone dual stimulation dildo 37

Review: Pris Toys Gemini silicone dual stimulation dildo

More adven­tures in rabbit-style insertable per­vert­ibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth dou­ble pen­e­tra­tion dil­do I've test­ed this past month. That's my horni­ness lev­el as I approach com­plete COVID immu­ni­ty. Dual stim­u­la­tion dil­dos like the Pris Toys Gemini aren't…

California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review 39

California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review

BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not get­ting mar­ried, but I'm just as star-crossed to have dis­cov­ered my rab­bit vibra­tor soul­mate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrust­ing dual stim­u­la­tor fits my anato­my like no oth­er cur­rent­ly on the mar­ket. California Dreaming…