by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A‑spotting dildo has a lovely length of 8 insertable inches — about 8.3” total if you include the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this toy isn't a party in your bedroom, I don't know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I'll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I've literally made sparks fly.)
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 3, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster than you can say "shuck." Today’s corn stars are the SquarePegToys Cob a Squat — which I will endearingly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the Pepper Paramour and cumming instantly. Then I texted my friend, “I want to cry cumming on this new toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that obvious. Meanwhile, I’ve learned that clitoral torture — in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment of air pulse depth — confronting an early criticism of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles my forearm. Its central hub contains a weight that spins rapidly, delivering a combination of thrusting, pulsating, and vibrating.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it does the other things well enough at the price for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping quite quickly. I found myself pulling it away from…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 7, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of a wrist. And because vulvas and vaginas come in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 4, 2024 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that standard, replacing the older Share Vibe’s removable (buzzy) bullet…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 3, 2024
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of their realistic dildos. (It’s hard to argue that the…