Category: Reviews

Top 6 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked! 1

Top 6 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!

Meet The Thruster's younger sib­ling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on lux­u­ry hand­held fuck­ing machines, Voila is all about the sil­ly shapes and kooky con­trap­tions, from aliens to the infa­mous rose to Thor's ham­mer. Here are my…

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator 2

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator

Two top-​​tier, above-​​average clas­sic must-​​haves for dil­do devo­tees with a pen­chant for pro­found pen­e­tra­tion I go flam­ing­ly fer­al around ovu­la­tion time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bash­ing my cervix, these real­is­tic sil­i­cone dil­dos are…

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison 3

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison

Cum play has been allur­ing prac­ti­cal­ly for­ev­er, but body-​​safe ejac­u­lat­ing dil­dos and jizz lube are rel­a­tive­ly new. It’s easy to take them for grant­ed in 2022, espe­cial­ly with the return of POP (for­mer­ly Semenette). Consider this post a 3‑in‑1: History…

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages! 4

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!

Why male chasti­ty is more ver­sa­tile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” ini­ti­at­ed a new naughty chat cus­tomer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose peo­ple, my inner mono­logue observed. I've…

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs 5

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs

“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomor­rah region of mesopotamia, oth­er­wise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talk­ing about sparkling, shim­mer­ing butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I…

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review 6

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review

Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand mas­sager packs a punch, imping­ing on the icon­ic Magic Wand Mini’s ter­ri­to­ry. While Pomi hasn’t entire­ly usurped the throne, there are at least four rea­sons to love it more: Of course,…

Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW 7

Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW

“You sound like you’re get­ting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice record­ing of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know you, I’d be wor­ried.” If someone's impres­sion of my…

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review 8

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review

Rabbit vibra­tors are a blursed sex toy cat­e­go­ry — a simul­ta­ne­ous bless­ing and curse. Their empha­sis on cli­toral stim­u­la­tion, on paper, sym­bol­ized the ulti­mate blend­ed orgasm. In prac­tice, they’re often akin to 2‑in‑1 sham­poo and con­di­tion­er; a vibra­tor can’t…

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review 10

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review

The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rum­bli­est recharge­able wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibra­tion frequency-​​wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back mas­sagers.” It thrums and purrs at a deli­cious­ly low pitch. However, strength is…

16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...And 5 I Dislike!) 11

16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...And 5 I Dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best Fun Factory toys I’ve tried — and the…

Uberrime Divo Amante Squarepegtoys Nathan Dildo realistic heads

Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan

Is it a drool-​​inducing, ecsta­t­ic expe­ri­ence, or is it mere­ly pass­able as meat? The art of sil­i­cone dil­do firm­ness is like cook­ing a steak — ten­der­ness can make or break your cre­ation.  Think of how a penis’s glans yields…