Imagine you’re masturbating and you’re about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it and has a barking fit at the mysterious...
For discreet masturbation, it’s hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators’ power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling or living with people who aren’t so sex-positive. The latest in Fun Factory‘s powered toy line...
Looking for your G-spot or A-spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spot for the first time? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are exactly what my vagina needed...
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line features out-of-this-world vibration creations for anybody. There’s no hot...
The We-Vibe Rave is the only G-spot vibrator I’d buy if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. There, I said it. G-spot vibrators don’t often do much for...
“Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that’s supposed to be fancy.” “Really?” I responded to my reviewer friend. “I thought of it as the reverse: cheap vibrators in nice packaging. That’s a recurring problem...
I’m waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody’s announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it’s only a matter of time, given this robotic massager’s notoriety. The backstory: Lora DiCarlo’s...
There’s a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn’t imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Curve. But here we are, with one of the...
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We’re exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First up, we have the Fun Factory B-Balls DUO and...
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator befitting of size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2‘s combination of features: Pumps up to diameters bigger than my wrist Body-safe, non-porous silicone Simultaneous internal and external vibration for blended...
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte’s eye-catching designs EVERY time they’re in my photos — even if there’s only a brief cameo. It’s for the...
Oh, my — the Nova has changed, but is it for the better? Let’s compare the We-Vibe Nova 2 to the original. How I felt about the We-Vibe Nova before The original We-Vibe Nova was, hands down, the best rabbit...