by Super Smash Cache · Published August 21, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a girl to do with such a beautiful prostate massager when…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’ kissing movement and placement incorporated some of what I had become accustomed to with oral sex. Here’s a less-known fact…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I told the writers at Sexual Health magazine. Sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 29, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's cravings! I certainly have my favorites, so let's tour…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 20, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner, “Thank you for your services for my cervix.” I am so satisfied — a cuddle puddle with these two…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in delight just thinking about it. An automated 140 strokes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 22, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Eggplant and cucumber dildos practically designed themselves. Now it’s the peach emoji’s turn to shine — in the form of an air pulse clitoral massager. These sucking and thrumming thrills were once clinical-looking contraptions in the mid-2010s but now…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2023 · Last modified April 12, 2024
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anatomy — I can already tell from the shaft's flexibility in videos and photos that it lacks the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2023 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not. Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys Hilt 75 and Cetos 90 — one for depth…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 2, 2023 · Last modified May 11, 2024
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy Night spinning sleeve. Night by Twijoy is an automated,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of pleasure engineering. I've said it before: my vagina is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring into space. I recognized the glazed expression. “You’re thinking, ‘Ahhh, memories,’ aren’t you?” Indeed, she was. She adored the…