Category: Reviews

Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator 1

Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator

The Love Hamma’s mar­ket­ing missed an oppor­tu­ni­ty. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copy­writ­ers knew that the hammer-​​shaped vibra­tor spoke for itself. It’s pos­si­bly the sil­li­est sex toy I have ever encoun­tered, with decent­ly strong vibra­tions in…

Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics 3

Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics

It’s offi­cial: pussy pumps are main­stream. Clitoral suc­tion toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained main­stream hype — out­side the con­text of fetish. Around 2019, Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her…

Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 Glass Dildo Review 4

Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 Glass Dildo Review

Glass dil­dos make eye-​​catching dis­play pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-​​reflecting, obsid­i­an undu­la­tions. These two glass dil­dos offer very dif­fer­ent pro­files and expe­ri­ences. While the Icicles 87 is great for…

Fun Factory Tiger G5 ribbed G-spot vibrator review 5

Fun Factory Tiger G5 ribbed G-spot vibrator review

Welcome to anoth­er review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s sig­na­ture, basslike purr against my inter­nal cli­toris — and its gen­er­ous, cervix-​​massaging girth. I’d read­i­ly recommend…

Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia 6

Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia

You nev­er for­get your first! Back in 2016, wand vibra­tors were still mys­ti­cal to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-​​in mas­sager. While it was still a pow­er tool full-​​sized wand, it felt far…

Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy 7

Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy

Once you find a cli­toral air pulse mas­sager that ticks all the box­es, you lose inter­est in the oth­ers. That's why I'm giv­ing you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releas­es and com­par­ing them, instead of review­ing them individually:…

Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review 13

Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review

Yes, BDSM can be slow and sen­su­al! Sliding rope and drip­ping wax against a partner's body can make a pas­sion­ate scene on its own — or it can lead up to some­thing more explo­sive. Do you have the patience…

Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review 14

Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review

A short sum­ma­ry of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgld­fgjld­fg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-​​to" vibra­tor in my review pile. What does that tell you? Their vibra­tions are on the rumbly side.…

Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos 16

Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos

Are these prices legit for body-​​safe sil­i­cone dil­dos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patent­ed rev­o­lu­tion­ary for­mu­la for a real­is­tic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-​​It dil­do prod­uct pages. The line con­sists of inex­pen­sive sil­i­cone and…

Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso 19

Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso

Imagine a sitcom-​​like laugh track in the back­ground as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lift­ed the box flaps, peeked inside, and imme­di­ate­ly closed it, look­ing away. "Is that the…?" "Yeah." "Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool,…