by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward. I mean on a visceral level thinking, "Ah yes,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 11, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside the box, the vibrator itself gleams with its intricate…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 1, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C‑curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 23, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor's gloriously low purr that it was meant to be. I stan it. I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I tried the Emojibator Chickie that shit got too real. My…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified December 2, 2025
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the day," he responded. You see, the Cal Exotics Impulse…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 16, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn't feel quite marshmallow-soft, it's bendy to nestle effortlessly atop the external pubic bone. Plus, the Pom's vibrations have low-pitched,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and Desirables Dalia will undoubtedly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2019 · Last modified May 24, 2025
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step farther, just shy of 3 inches wide. It's bigger than…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm still a bit stoned… I think it was how…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2018 · Last modified November 16, 2024
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is thuddy as all heck, with a rich timbre. If…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
It's one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It's another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora's addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What's more, I…