![[Image: Best 4 Sex Toys of 2014 banner, featuring MyStim Simon, Luzarte Jollet, Neon Wand, and Jopen Comet Wand]](https://i0.wp.com/supersmashcache.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Best-4-Sex-Toys-of-2014-2.png?resize=520%2C245&ssl=1 "Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon 1")
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2018 · Last modified September 19, 2023
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a vibrator … my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone … refining my cervical orgasms … my first time…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 12, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Who thought that a dildo could be a stand-in Rorschach test? The striking red, white, and bands on the Avant D5 conjure associated images of coral snakes, clowns, Sin City, and Dr. Seuss, among others. Despite the subjective interpretations,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 2, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Have you ever gotten lost trying to get from Florida to Michigan, and ended up in Colorado instead? No exaggeration. I know someone who did that. He just never asked for help because he believed that "God would take…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy's ability to hit so many internal hot spots. This glass…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 10, 2018 · Last modified March 5, 2024
Sometimes, it feels like everyone loves the Hitachi Magic Wand Original except me. "May I introduce you to the Hitachi?" "You NEED a Hitachi!" "It's the Cadillac of Vibrators!" "It can make anyone orgasm!" I'll be the combo-breaker and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2018 · Last modified August 9, 2023
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about the same diameter as the top face of a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The Marvelous Flicker is rumbly for the price, and the most notable of California Exotics' Mini Marvels line of rechargeable silicone mini-vibes. I was drawn to its tongue-shaped body, pointy tip, and targeted vibrations. This tongue vibrator is petite,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2017 · Last modified July 5, 2023
It's not hard to find an affordable and non-porous vibrator, but your options dwindle when you add "big" or "girthy" to the list of qualifiers. Big insertable vibrators usually have one of the following drawbacks: The Sinclair Select Inspire…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 1, 2017 · Last modified February 7, 2024
Every time I hear the question, "Have you tried The Rabbit Vibrator?" a tiny part of me eyerolls. For one, when people say, "THE Rabbit," they're usually talking about the one infamously featured on Sex and the City. It uses porous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 24, 2016 · Last modified August 11, 2023
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up and making the straight-shafted, 2" thick Outlaw dildo my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2016 · Last modified August 11, 2023
Ever wanted to insert the Magic Wand? Yes? The Swan Wand will be a sweet treat for you — not only boasting Hitachi-level earthquake power, but also boasting a 2" thick head. One end delivers broad external stimulation or…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 2, 2016 · Last modified August 11, 2023
On paper, the Je Joue Uma looked like everything I was looking for. The Je Joue Uma has many hallmarks of a versatile toy. It has a bulging, gentle curve that can hit internal erogenous zones but won't snag on…