by Super Smash Cache · Published January 6, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
It's a new decade! As time goes on, we'll undoubtedly see more toys that flicker, suck, thrust, pulse, swivel, swirl, roll, and so on, more effectively and at more affordable prices. In that vein, the Internet (understandably) has a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 31, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online. A rough translation: "The orgasms with this dildo are reliably mind-altering. I would use the phrase, 'la petite mort.'…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
"That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace." A friend said that about the Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand. Its elegance was what drew me in. But for a modest price, its effectiveness shocked me.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified January 25, 2025
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It's not because I haven't put…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 23, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then the rumblier Womanizer Duo. I declined to review all…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to buy hygienic insertables. Produce is porous and houses microbes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 16, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl. My initial thought was, "Ew, a product by Pipedream."…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The most popular response, though, is “Oral sex.” I don’t…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 4, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it External-only rechargeable toy that makes me squirt How???¿? Those…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin — heart-eyes emojis and implosions far more full-bodied than clitoral…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 28, 2019 · Last modified March 5, 2024
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like this one makes my endless hours of writing worth…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have a big bulb and barely-there neck for a feeling…