by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I wish I had this vibrator when I started exploring sex toys! It would have saved me so much time — and money — finding and massaging all the erogenous zones that matter to me. My G‑spot, anterior fornix, cervix,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 3, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
Marvel at the maker's metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime's latest creation, the A‑Spot Avenger, strikingly resembles the Aqua-King, which I named #5 on my best sex toys of 2019…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 27, 2020 · Last modified December 5, 2023
I'm excited AF about the Hot Octopuss Amo bullet, and not just because its black-to-magenta color fade matches my hair. It's because this rumbly mini-vibe combines some of the best features of my favorite bullets, and it's a steal for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 22, 2020 · Last modified December 9, 2025
The Doxy Die Cast is the absolute most powerful wand vibrator I've ever tried, dethroning every iteration of the Hitachi Magic Wand. When I orgasm with the Doxy Die Cast, my pelvic floor has one primary objective: DESTROY. Crush…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2020 · Last modified February 19, 2024
Receiving oral while getting penetrated is among the most enjoyable of past-times. I'm no stranger to using sex toys with a partner! So what happens when a vibrator combines both? Evolved Novelties' Love Spun and Tilt-O-Whirl dual stimulation vibrators…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you're looking to get fucked hard in the land of gods and monsters, this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Full lips and textured tongue? Use the edge for pinpoint stimulation or enjoy shallow penetration with it. A tongue-shaped vibrator with texture and a flexible rim This silicone tongue-shaped vibrator allows the user to decide between pinpoint and broad external stimulation…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 22, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Dildos have been around for practically forever — at least 28,000 years. Early vibrators originated as medical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long way in material safety, technology, and creativity. For those…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 20, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
It's the "I can't stop coming" kind of dildo that I'd set aside time to use all night. I've reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy or realistic. That's where BMS Factory's Naked Addiction 9"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 8, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
My first thought upon seeing the Satisfyer Sweet Treat was, "Oh my gosh, it's adorable," and my second was, "It's probably going to be terrible, but I have to have it." If you're looking for affordable and body-safe sex toys,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!! Love it,” she replied. About the Tantus XL Super…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 8, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I wouldn't swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It's among the newest of the self-thrusting Stronic pulsators and the best, by my vagina's standards.…