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Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Fantasy Dildo Review

It's one thing to say that I enjoy ver­ti­cal tex­tures. It's anoth­er to come via the twist­ing motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twist­ing the Uberrime Xenuphora's addic­tive angles left-​​and-​​right inside me. What's more, I…

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Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review

My first dil­do from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the sto­ry begins the same way: it almost too pret­ty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delec­tably tight mar­bling of the col­ors. I com­mand­ed my boyfriend to hold a…

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BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review

How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dil­do! Back when I was pop­u­lar on FetLife and inter­net cucks show­ered me with gifts and wor­ship, I prob­a­bly could have request­ed any sex toy I…

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Maia Jessi & Pillow Talk Racy Mini-Reviews: Budget-Friendly Bullets

Bullet vibra­tors are clas­sics in many sex toy col­lec­tions, with a fan­tas­tic fun-​​to-​​size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be over­whelm­ing, espe­cial­ly for begin­ners, so I'm group­ing these afford­able bul­lets into one review. At…

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Hot Octopuss Atom Vibrating Cock Ring Review

The soon­er I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the soon­er I am free from the mis­ery of test­ing it. My boyfriend's and my griev­ances toward it prob­a­bly peaked when I glared at him, and he respond­ed, "I…

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Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review

If you're a clitoris-​​owner who's ever envied the tex­tures inside Tenga's penis-​​strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-​​vibe that resem­bles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but small­er, phal­lic, and non-​​porous. You can rub the delight­ful­ly squishy, tea whisk-like…

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Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail

If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a pen­chant for cer­vi­cal orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pil­low near­by to snug­gle after­ward. I also sug­gest obtain­ing a hot piz­za of your favorite kind…