by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2018 · Last modified August 15, 2023
The Womanizer's unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user's clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified April 23, 2024
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2018 · Last modified April 12, 2024
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS" if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 24, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a cheap G‑spot vibrator…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 14, 2018 · Last modified August 11, 2023
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that's genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-friendly body-safe dildos. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it's girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 9, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory's playful experimentation with shape and color. This Fun Factory Darling…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 22, 2018 · Last modified January 18, 2024
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promises. Bending into any shape I wanted it to. 6 totally customizable motors to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2018 · Last modified December 5, 2023
"No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet," says Blush Novelties' website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless if any other company had stated it. As a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 9, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don't need to read beyond this point, but I need to add more words. Words words words words words."…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improving) relationship with textured toys, the Tsunami has helped me level up. The beautiful Bound's…