by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2019 · Last modified March 29, 2024
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I tried the Emojibator Chickie that shit got too real. My…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified February 6, 2024
ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular partnered activities than others. These are my top picks, from a mostly vanilla standpoint…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the day," he responded. You see, the Cal Exotics Impulse…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 16, 2019 · Last modified October 17, 2023
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn't feel quite marshmallow-soft, it's bendy to nestle effortlessly atop the external pubic bone. Plus, the Pom's vibrations have low-pitched,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and Desirables Dalia will undoubtedly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step farther, just shy of 3 inches wide. It's bigger than…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm still a bit stoned… I think it was how…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is thuddy as all heck, with a rich timbre. If…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2018 · Last modified February 13, 2024
It's one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It's another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora's addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What's more, I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I love carrying heavy objects in my vagina, as anyone who has read my review of the 1.5lb (680g) njoy Pure Wand knows. But it's not exactly practical to walk around all day with a big hunk of steel hanging…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2018 · Last modified December 2, 2023
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were ahead of their time. Despite the price hikes, the…