I’m a 5’0 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment is so much more than a Napoleonic “Fuck you. I’ll show you”; fisting and girthy sex toys make me come uncontrollably. And...
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by · Published March 28, 2018 · Last modified March 19, 2021
“What made you try fisting?” my straight friends asked me. Frankly, I had always found fisting hot. I had fisted a woman before. I knew that receiving a fist was something other people did, but I thought it was...
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by · Published March 24, 2018 · Last modified March 19, 2021
I’m so infatuated with this vibrator. The Blush Novelties Gaia Eco has the absolute best vibrations you could get for under $15. Heck, it has the best vibrations I’ve ever tried among vibrators with AA batteries. Just buy it...
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2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year of: my first time trying a vibrator my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone refining my cervical orgasms my first time trying electrical stimulation having a...
Who thought that a dildo could be a stand-in Rorschach test? The striking red, white, and bands on the Avant D5 conjure associated images of coral snakes, clowns, Sin City, and Dr. Seuss, among others. Despite the subjective interpretations,...
UPDATE: I wish I hadn’t written this review. This product isn’t even worth the amount of time I spent writing about it. It’s cheap, it’s terrible, it’s whatever. But it didn’t deserve my attention at all. Not when you can...
Dildos / Hard Material Dildos / Reviews
by · Published February 25, 2018 · Last modified March 19, 2021
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy’s ability to hit so many internal hot spots. This glass...
Vibrators / Articles & features / External Vibrators / Reviews
by · Published February 10, 2018 · Last modified March 19, 2021
Sometimes, it feels like everyone loves the Hitachi Magic Wand Original except me. “May I introduce you to the Hitachi?” “You NEED a Hitachi!” “It’s the Cadillac of Vibrators!” “It can make anyone orgasm!” I’ll be the combo-breaker and...
The single-density Vixen Creations Randy is my toy of choice for my forced orgasm torture kink. It’s the most intense toy I’ve ever tried. My blog might be conspicuously absent of bondage, impact implements, butt stuff, and Daddy Doms,...