by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I left my Vibease behind in a hotel room during my recent sexcapade. "Do I want to go back and retrieve it?" I asked myself. My hesitation wasn't solely because the room was booked under my partner's name— he'd…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019 · Last modified August 15, 2023
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and her 4‑year-old kid. Discretion matters, friends. And self-thrusting dildos…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip and BMS Mini Swan Rose carry a fantastic fun-to-size ratio for that. Though they're very different and target different audiences,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I look at them: Uberrime Splendid Large dual-density silicone G‑spot dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's" protests preemptively buzz in my mind; I'm ready to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla" color. And it measures just under 6 inches insertable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2019 · Last modified August 15, 2023
By the time I've finished typing this post, Womanizer and Satisfyer will probably have released ten new products. I can't keep up, so here's a fast blast of 3 new-ish clit toys from these companies. Jump to a section:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward. I mean on a visceral level thinking, "Ah yes,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 11, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside the box, the vibrator itself gleams with its intricate…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 1, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C‑curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 23, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor's gloriously low purr that it was meant to be. I stan it. I…