Category: Reviews

California Exotics Marvelous Flicker side view

California Exotics Marvelous Flicker Review: flickering tongue-shaped vibrator

The Marvelous Flicker is rumbly for the price, and the most notable of California Exotics’ Mini Marvels line of recharge­able sil­i­cone mini-vibes. I was drawn to its tongue-shaped body, pointy tip, and tar­get­ed vibra­tions. This tongue vibra­tor is petite, travel-locked,…

The girthy, voluptuous Sinclair Inspire vibrator comes in a gorgeous cyan blue

Sinclair Inspire review: big, budget-friendly, silicone vibrator for size queens

It’s not hard to find an afford­able and non-porous vibra­tor, but your options dwin­dle when you add “big” or “girthy” to the list of qual­i­fiers. Big insertable vibra­tors usu­al­ly have one of the fol­low­ing draw­backs: On the prici­er side Coated in toxic…

Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny review: why I don't like rabbit vibrators 1

Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny review: why I don’t like rabbit vibrators

Every time I hear the ques­tion, “Have you tried The Rabbit Vibrator?” a tiny part of me eye­rolls. For one, when peo­ple say, “THE Rabbit,” they’re usu­al­ly talk­ing about the one infa­mous­ly fea­tured on Sex and the City. It uses porous mate­ri­als with…

Outlaw stands almost as tall as a Pringles can

Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, realistic silicone dildo

It’s no mys­tery that I love VixSkin’s orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny was the most pop­u­lar post on my blog. Sizing up and mak­ing the straight-shafted, 2″ thick Outlaw dil­do my…

Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator 2

Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator

The Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion is was one of the orig­i­nal four Stronic pul­sators: self-thrusting toys that fea­ture a lin­ear back-and-forth mag­net­ic weight to sim­u­late in-and-out pen­e­tra­tion, almost hands-free. Rest it against a pil­low or on your hand,…

BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, rechargeable vibrator 3

BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, rechargeable vibrator

I often sug­gest the BMS Factory Swan Wand when asked for rec­om­men­da­tions for a pow­er­ful recharge­able vibra­tor. It not only boasts Hitachi-level earth­quake pow­er, but also two dif­fer­ent sized ends with an inde­pen­dent­ly con­trolled motor. One end is 2″ thick for…

Je Joue Uma review: rumbly mid-sized vibrator 4

Je Joue Uma review: rumbly mid-sized vibrator

On paper, the Je Joue Uma looked like every­thing I was look­ing for. The Je Joue Uma has many hall­marks of a ver­sa­tile toy. It has a bulging, gen­tle curve that can hit inter­nal eroge­nous zones but won’t snag on…

[Image: Bodywand Midnight corded vibrator]

Bodywand Midnight review: powerful wand vibrator with dial control

Wand-style vibra­tors are for pow­er queens. While I was curi­ous about them back in 2015, maybe that much vibra­tion pow­er was­n’t for me. I want­ed a beginner-friendly and unin­tim­i­dat­ing wand mas­sager. Indeed, the Bodywand Midnight’s dial con­trol allowed the user…

California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator 5

California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator

The ver­sa­til­i­ty cov­ers all bases for me. It’s deli­cious for quick­ies and long ses­sions alike. It’s like when you’re rel­ish­ing a meal and move from appe­tiz­er to main course to dessert and think, “Damn, any one of those dish­es would have hit the spot on its own, but the meal is so ele­vat­ed as a whole because every­thing adds on to every­thing else and synergizes.”

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo 7

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo

The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proud­ly on dis­play when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unortho­dox­ly sexy curves and iri­des­cent gleam, it’s not hard to tell why I flaunt it as one part tro­phy, part…

We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator 8

We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator

The We-Vibe Tango is near­ly uni­ver­sal­ly laud­ed among sex blog­gers as the most pow­er­ful cli­toral vibra­tor of its size class. The pow­er of even the low­est set­ting baf­fles my friends. It sounds like fire­crack­ers when I put it in a…