by Super Smash Cache · Published July 21, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Buzzy is skin-deep. Rumbly is to the bone (sometimes). "Rumbly" and "buzzy" are two descriptors that sex bloggers use to describe vibration quality. The former is deep and often low-pitched, while the latter is surface-level or irritatingly high-pitched. What…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 15, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you're overwhelmed by the air pulse/clitoral suction toy options on the market, I don't blame you! Womanizer is the pioneer and most well-known, but many other companies have hopped on the bandwagon. The options are endless! Today, we're…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 13, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
Behold the Zumio E — one of the best Zumio models! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was unprecedented; RUMBLY pinpoint oscillations are rare in Toyland. And…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2020 · Last modified May 23, 2024
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce pressure and effortless momentum. These heirloom-quality beasts bully the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 3, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It's not even that I don't enjoy them, but I must warn…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
If you've ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you'll want to read today's review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact and rechargeable mini-wand massagers with vibrant color schemes —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 29, 2020 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples' vibrator that claims to do it all. I'm in the "any toy can be a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 26, 2020 · Last modified May 24, 2025
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there's a reason it's in my avatar. Simply, the njoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 17, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my other "realistic" toys. I put "realistic" in quotation marks because…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
3 BEAUTIFUL, beginner-friendly G‑spot dildos In this fast-blast round-up, there's a little something-something old (the Tantus Sport), something new (the Silc Arts Renaissance), nothing borrowed (I wouldn't be comfortable with that), and something blue (the Uberrime Praesto). Click to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Today's review is a blast from the past, featuring the Zeus Arcana electrosex wand. It delivers electrical shocks and vibration in one self-contained unit. That might sound futuristic to some. Still, this massager comes from an era where wavy Microsoft…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 5, 2020 · Last modified May 4, 2025
"Wow, you're really good at that," my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. "Maybe it's because I'm using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job." "Or maybe you're just good at it!" I had pegged someone once…