by Super Smash Cache · Published July 13, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
Behold the Zumio E — one of the best Zumio models! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was unprecedented; RUMBLY pinpoint oscillations are rare in Toyland. And…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2020 · Last modified May 23, 2024
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce pressure and effortless momentum. These heirloom-quality beasts bully the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 3, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It's not even that I don't enjoy them, but I must warn…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2020 · Last modified November 5, 2023
If you've ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you'll want to read today's review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact and rechargeable mini-wand massagers with vibrant color schemes —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 29, 2020 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples' vibrator that claims to do it all. I'm in the "any toy can be a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 26, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there's a reason it's in my avatar. Simply, the njoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 17, 2020 · Last modified July 22, 2024
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my other "realistic" toys. I put "realistic" in quotation marks because…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2020 · Last modified July 16, 2024
3 BEAUTIFUL, beginner-friendly G‑spot dildos In this fast-blast round-up, there's a little something-something old (the Tantus Sport), something new (the Silc Arts Renaissance), nothing borrowed (I wouldn't be comfortable with that), and something blue (the Uberrime Praesto). Click to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Today's review is a blast from the past, featuring the Zeus Arcana electrosex wand. It delivers electrical shocks and vibration in one self-contained unit. That might sound futuristic to some. Still, this massager comes from an era where wavy Microsoft…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 5, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
"Wow, you're really good at that," my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. "Maybe it's because I'm using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job." "Or maybe you're just good at it!" I had pegged someone once…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 31, 2020 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I own plenty of pretty phalluses, but not all can pass off as art pieces. The Sparrow by Silc Arts is a non-representational dildo that certainly could. "Silicone sculpture" isn't merely a euphemism here. As the shop's name would…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 28, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
An all-in-one vibrator system with swappable heads that rrrumble. The Xcitme Sym‑B Sensual Collection's attachments offer multiple affordable alternatives to LELO's rechargeable vibrators — without sacrificing strength. Its versatility and power are the cake, while its sturdy packaging is…