by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty of diversity to go around. I've said it before, and I'll repeat it: there's no such thing as a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Even though I review a lot of BIG toys here, I can still appreciate going back to basics. A petite and budget-friendly G‑spot vibrator has mass appeal, especially for those who feel overwhelmed by the sheer number of products…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 27, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Do you ever imagine a better version of a toy and — POP! — the universe grants your wish? That's how I feel about the Lush Gia rechargeable/cordless wand by Blush Novelties. It's not perfect, but it's a steal for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 18, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The LuzArte Thrust is a showstopping art piece! It derives traits from the Luna butt plug, Jollet dildo, and the Jollie vaginal plug. Most laypeople wouldn't recognize it as a dildo, but as the Thrust 's name suggests, it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Affordable dual-density dildos are always exciting, but there are so many other reasons why I'm over the moon for this harnessable pack and play. The BMS Addiction David's posable core is what makes it such a potent all-arounder. No…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
An old friend told me that he used to think, when women talked about having ombré (gradient) hair color done, they meant "hombre." And he wondered why they spoke so flagrantly about getting Spanish men. Fast-forward a mere few…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 14, 2020 · Last modified May 7, 2025
Ignite the passion and keep it going. While I love using toys to spice it up, this list is about other sultry accessories and add-ons that couples would especially adore. In this mini-review round-up: Tongue-Tied: Untangling Communication in Sex,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 9, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Sex toy or [overpriced] lamp? You decide. Obii by Biird is a clitoral suction vibrator that's both ADORABLE AF and award-winning! I can see why design geeks would love Obii's exterior: Its silicone is soft like a marshmallow. Feminine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Take your Kegels to the next level! If my post about playing Pong/Brick with your vagina wasn't enough, here's a more in-depth guide into the wacky world of vaginal weightlifting. Reap the profoundly pleasurable benefits of pelvic floor exercises,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 1, 2020 · Last modified August 12, 2023
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly "Xtra-Small" Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo. It's above average compared to a human penis, but keep in mind: the brand is [in]famous for HUGE dildos and fisting lovers' porn. For further…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 30, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This versatile dildo can hit the G‑spot, A‑spot, deep spot, *AND* perineal sponge! It's easy to take for granted all the penetration sensations available to me. I needed a range of tools to explore and find my internal erogenous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 23, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him," said a friend upon his first impression of this toy. Later on, he compared it to a bunched-up rendition of Squidward's "masterpiece" self-portrait. It's not quite a…