by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits my anatomy like no other currently on the market.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In order from the smallest to biggest double-ended dildos…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified February 17, 2025
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting dildo's syringe barrel holds 30 cc of fluid —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine is about to induce my period or if I'm…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the trend. Fluttery and flickery vibrators are growing in variety.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation? Pressure wave stimulators used to be lavishly priced and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you how amazing it feels. Today's big and bold dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Squishy, sweet, niche treats for my vulva and partner play. The sex toy world is so much bigger than dildos and vibrators, extending to sleeves and squishables aplenty. Enter the NS Novelties Firefly Yoni, a glow-in-the-dark SILICONE stroker. While…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody the word "extra." The palatial pigment mixing catches one's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing hardly does even that. Ants would get bored surfing on these vibrator-generated wavelets. "Buzzy" doesn't do justice to how…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 19, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G‑spot vibrator. Their focus was first on guybrators penis vibrators, then came their deliciously deep bullets,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 11, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
"What's the best remote control panty vibrator?" I wish I had a definitive, clear-cut answer. It's no secret that petite and wearable "couples'" vibrators are in high demand, but in practice, the category has a long way to go. The…