by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine is about to induce my period or if I'm…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the trend. Fluttery and flickery vibrators are growing in variety.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation? Pressure wave stimulators used to be lavishly priced and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you how amazing it feels. Today's big and bold dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Squishy, sweet, niche treats for my vulva and partner play. The sex toy world is so much bigger than dildos and vibrators, extending to sleeves and squishables aplenty. Enter the NS Novelties Firefly Yoni, a glow-in-the-dark SILICONE stroker. While…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody the word "extra." The palatial pigment mixing catches one's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing hardly does even that. Ants would get bored surfing on these vibrator-generated wavelets. "Buzzy" doesn't do justice to how…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 19, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G‑spot vibrator. Their focus was first on guybrators penis vibrators, then came their deliciously deep bullets,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 11, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
"What's the best remote control panty vibrator?" I wish I had a definitive, clear-cut answer. It's no secret that petite and wearable "couples'" vibrators are in high demand, but in practice, the category has a long way to go. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Hype marketing is one hell of a drug. How do the new Lora DiCarlo Filare and LELO Ora robotic oral sex simulator measure up to the claims? The Filare is one of Lora DiCarlo's many external-only toys, this time…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did I mention that it's 2.3" across — about the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
External clitoral massage that stimulates even the parts you can’t see The first two nights that I was intimate with my partner, our go-to activity wasn’t intercourse or oral or butt stuff or fingering or handjobs. Instead, we gravitated…