by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2020 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you're looking to get fucked hard in the land of gods and monsters, this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Full lips and textured tongue? Use the edge for pinpoint stimulation or enjoy shallow penetration with it. A tongue-shaped vibrator with texture and a flexible rim This silicone tongue-shaped vibrator allows the user to decide between pinpoint and broad external stimulation…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 22, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Dildos have been around for practically forever — at least 28,000 years. Early vibrators originated as medical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long way in material safety, technology, and creativity. For those…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 20, 2020 · Last modified August 13, 2023
It's the "I can't stop coming" kind of dildo that I'd set aside time to use all night. I've reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy or realistic. That's where BMS Factory's Naked Addiction 9"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 8, 2020 · Last modified February 29, 2024
My first thought upon seeing the Satisfyer Sweet Treat was, "Oh my gosh, it's adorable," and my second was, "It's probably going to be terrible, but I have to have it." If you're looking for affordable and body-safe sex toys,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!! Love it,” she replied. About the Tantus XL Super…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 8, 2020 · Last modified August 15, 2023
I wouldn't swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It's among the newest of the self-thrusting Stronic pulsators and the best, by my vagina's standards.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
You'd be forgiven for expecting another glowing Fun Factory toy review, but their Be One finger vibrator is the combo-breaker. My vagina kept ejecting their self-thrusting Stronic Real because it made me come so ridiculously quickly and often —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020 · Last modified April 3, 2024
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite pleasurable giftables, to help narrow down your choices. Some…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Get tested for STIs discreetly and at your convenience — your health is your business and yours only! My readers are sexually savvy, getting tested often and talking openly about it. Unfortunately, though, doctors and nurses can be judgmental,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 6, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
It's a new decade! As time goes on, we'll undoubtedly see more toys that flicker, suck, thrust, pulse, swivel, swirl, roll, and so on, more effectively and at more affordable prices. In that vein, the Internet (understandably) has a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 31, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online. A rough translation: "The orgasms with this dildo are reliably mind-altering. I would use the phrase, 'la petite mort.'…