Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the packaging and…
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Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy history and the depths of Wikipedia together. Uberrime Fascinus…
Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos, but its Amazon forest aesthetic is at least as showstopping…
Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to the infamous rose to Thor's hammer. Here are my…
Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bashing my cervix, these realistic silicone dildos are…
Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of POP (formerly Semenette). Consider this post a 3‑in‑1: History…
3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose people, my inner monologue observed. I've…
Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I…
Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are at least four reasons to love it more: Of course,…
Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know you, I’d be worried.” If someone's impression of my…
Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often akin to 2‑in‑1 shampoo and conditioner; a vibrator can’t…
Blush Temptasia Trixie vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy GS Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties made a more affordable rebuttal, the Temptasia Trixie handheld…