by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft clitoral grinding toys, the possibilities are even more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the packaging and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy history and the depths of Wikipedia together. Uberrime Fascinus…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified September 24, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos, but its Amazon forest aesthetic is at least as showstopping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to the infamous rose to Thor's hammer. Here are my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bashing my cervix, these realistic silicone dildos are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2022 · Last modified February 17, 2025
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of POP (formerly Semenette). Consider this post a 3‑in‑1: History…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified May 5, 2025
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose people, my inner monologue observed. I've…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are at least four reasons to love it more: Of course,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know you, I’d be worried.” If someone's impression of my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often akin to 2‑in‑1 shampoo and conditioner; a vibrator can’t…