by Super Smash Cache · Published May 10, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in the sense that the absence of visible product turns…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 6, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” I've tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY'S VIM is an S‑tier standout in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The cottagewhore mushroom vibrator would have fit right in on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 27, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with long-distance Bluetooth app controls. The Lovense Gravity remote control…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it. I was barely even holding it. I hadn’t even…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 16, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a small package. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shopping for sex toys, but the Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified November 29, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so loud and specific?!” Dee's Big Daddies saw —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company expanded, yet their Super Soft silicone sensations started resembling smaller, independent artisan creations. And I mean that in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2024
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference between the Crave Vesper and Le Wand Necklace Vibe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2025
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely disappointed at what they saw. Fast-forward to now, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re welcome. Here’s why I love…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft clitoral grinding toys, the possibilities are even more…