External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published October 4, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid’s “Les Poissons” chef scene I don’t get it External-only rechargeable toy that makes me squirt...
Articles & features / Dildos / Guides / Lists / Reviews / Sex Ed / Toy Guides
by · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornixes [This article is a repost with some edits. I originally wrote it for Spectrum Journal.] Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel...
Insertable Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published September 28, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like this one makes my endless hours of writing...
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have a big bulb and barely-there neck for a feeling...
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn’t want in a vaginal plug. I just wanted to be stuffed all day, not understanding the pitfalls of using the fat AF Tantus Ringo...
External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published September 6, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
“WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?” I asked myself as I edited photos for this review. I can’t pick a favorite picture because they’re all my favorite. Now I know how my favorite photographer feels when I model for...
Dildos / Everything else / Reviews
by · Published September 5, 2019 · Last modified October 15, 2020
I’ve accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I’m not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting to double penetrate myself with both Night King dildos....
Everything else / External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published August 28, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I’m about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR MIND. You MUST KNOW MY TRUTH. From here on...
External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published August 17, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
It’s a travesty that I haven’t reviewed anything from Fun Factory in over a year. Their motors are bomb, their designers know what they’re doing, and their color palettes are vibrant. Everything about Fun Factory is fun. They’re a luxury...