I wish I had this vibrator when I started exploring sex toys! It would have saved me so much time — and money — finding and massaging all the erogenous zones that matter to me. My G‑spot, anterior fornix, cervix,…
Marvel at the maker’s metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime’s latest creation, the A‑Spot Avenger, strikingly resembles the Aqua-King, which I named #5 on my best sex toys of 2019…
I’m excited AF about the Hot Octopuss Amo bullet, and not just because its black-to-magenta color fade matches my hair. It’s because this rumbly mini-vibe combines some of the best features of my favorite bullets, and it’s a steal for…
The Doxy Die Cast is the absolute most powerful wand vibrator I’ve ever tried, dethroning every current iteration of the Hitachi Magic Wand. When I orgasm with the Doxy Die Cast, my pelvic floor has one primary objective: DESTROY. Crush…
Receiving oral while getting penetrated is among the most enjoyable of past-times. I’m no stranger to using sex toys with a partner! So what happens when a vibrator combines both? Evolved Novelties’ Love Spun and Tilt-O-Whirl dual stimulation vibrators…
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you’re looking to get fucked hard in the land of gods and monsters, this dildo…
I was truly a sex toy scavenger when I first started collecting them. Any way to get sex toys for cheap or free, I did: buying used (and disinfected) toys from fellow reviewers, pro-domming, stacking coupons and deals— you…
Dildos have been around for practically forever — at least 28,000 years. Early vibrators originated as medical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long way in material safety, technology, and creativity. For those seeking…
It’s the “I can’t stop coming” kind of dildo that I’d set aside time to use all night. I’ve reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy or realistic. That’s where BMS Factory’s Naked Addiction 9″ Thrusting…
If you’re looking for affordable and body-safe sex toys, you can’t ignore Satisfyer vibes! They’re cheap, they’re cute, and they come in a range of colors, from pale lilac to a buttercream yellow (fittingly named Yummy Sunshine). The latest…
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!! Love it,” she replied. About the Tantus XL Super Soft dildo line…
I wouldn’t swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It’s the newest of the self-thrusting Stronic pulsators and the best, by my vagina’s standards. That’s…