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Uberrime A‑Spot Avenger girthy superhero silicone dildo review

Marvel at the mak­er’s metal­lic mar­bling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot span­gle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime’s lat­est cre­ation, the A‑Spot Avenger, strik­ing­ly resem­bles the Aqua-King, which I named #5 on my best sex toys of 2019…

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Hot Octopuss Amo rumbly affordable bullet / Tango alternative review

I’m excit­ed AF about the Hot Octopuss Amo bul­let, and not just because its black-to-magenta col­or fade match­es my hair. It’s because this rumbly mini-vibe com­bines some of the best fea­tures of my favorite bul­lets, and it’s a steal for…

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Doxy Die Cast review: wand better than Hitachi!

The Doxy Die Cast is the absolute most pow­er­ful wand vibra­tor I’ve ever tried, dethron­ing every cur­rent iter­a­tion of the Hitachi Magic Wand. When I orgasm with the Doxy Die Cast, my pelvic floor has one pri­ma­ry objec­tive: DESTROY. Crush…

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Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior silicone nun dildo review

Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dil­do? Hell had nev­er felt so heav­en­ly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you’re look­ing to get fucked hard in the land of gods and mon­sters, this dildo…

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Review: 10-Setting Tongue-Shaped Clitoral Vibrator via BestVibe

I was tru­ly a sex toy scav­enger when I first start­ed col­lect­ing them. Any way to get sex toys for cheap or free, I did: buy­ing used (and dis­in­fect­ed) toys from fel­low review­ers, pro-domming, stack­ing coupons and deals— you…

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New Sensations: 8 Unique Sex Toys to Try

Dildos have been around for prac­ti­cal­ly for­ev­er — at least 28,000 years. Early vibra­tors orig­i­nat­ed as med­ical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long way in mate­r­i­al safe­ty, tech­nol­o­gy, and cre­ativ­i­ty. For those seeking…

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Review: BMS Naked Addiction & XR Thump It self-thrusting realistic dildos

It’s the “I can’t stop com­ing” kind of dil­do that I’d set aside time to use all night. I’ve reviewed many self-thrusting dil­dos, but until now, none were espe­cial­ly squishy or real­is­tic. That’s where BMS Factory’s Naked Addiction 9″ Thrusting…

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Satisfyer Sweet Treat, Yummy Sunshine, and Charming Smile Vibrator Mini-Reviews

If you’re look­ing for afford­able and body-safe sex toys, you can’t ignore Satisfyer vibes! They’re cheap, they’re cute, and they come in a range of col­ors, from pale lilac to a but­ter­cream yel­low (fit­ting­ly named Yummy Sunshine). The latest…

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Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft dildos

“I am strug­gling to get them in, and it will prob­a­bly take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my lim­it.” “How excit­ing!!! Love it,” she replied. About the Tantus XL Super Soft dil­do line…

Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator II Self-Thrusting Dildo Review 20

Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator II Self-Thrusting Dildo Review

I wouldn’t swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It’s the newest of the self-thrusting Stronic pul­sators and the best, by my vagi­na’s stan­dards. That’s…