Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, “This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don’t need to read beyond this point, but I need to add more words. Words words words words words.”...
I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another. It’s not fun to write about toys I mildly dislike or am lukewarm about, but the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in love. After a rocky...
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can’t squirt. Maybe set aside some time to fully appreciate pounding your G-spot to oblivion...
The Zumio is the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an “instant orgasm” button for me. It gives me the faith that, if I ever decide to go on antidepressants or ADHD meds in the...
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties’ Avant series is so full of, “fuck yeah!” and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more eye candy to geek out over. As the...
“Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?” is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing the impeccably artistic Tantus Steam Hunk, but rest assured:...
I refuse to believe that the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples could be anything but an afterthought. It’s as if the folks over at Satisfyer HQ made the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration and the G-Spot Rabbit, then scrambled when they...
Porn is the perfect place to become political. It’s a place where money, sex, media, and ethics converge. —Pink and White Productions director Shine Louise Houston Wait, what? Political commentary and porn? The Spaces Between is a short queer...
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I’m still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs, about 1.4″ at the widest diameter, and a...
VeDO was definitely on my radar when Peepshow Toys offered me a VeDO Bam Mini for review. I read so many rave reviews about the chunkier, $34 VeDO BAM bullet and had high hopes for the Bam Mini… perhaps too...
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by · Published April 13, 2018 · Last modified April 21, 2020
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew that I was on to something. What I didn’t know at the time, though, was that this G-spot vibrator...
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson’s pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal for how gorgeous it is. With the voluptuous curves feeling as fun as they look, this striped silicone dildo is...