Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball review: vibrator with flickering bead

It's a new decade! As time goes on, we'll undoubtedly see more toys that flicker, suck, thrust, pulse, swivel, swirl, roll, and so on, more effectively and at more affordable prices.

In that vein, the Internet (under­stand­ably) has a fas­ci­na­tion with cli­toral toys with tongue-​like back-​and-​forth move­ments. No sex toy will repli­cate oral sex (no, not even the viral Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure), but I nev­er­the­less appre­ci­ate the expan­sion of avail­able sen­sa­tion. That brings me to the Wellness G Ball by Blush Novelties.

I like the Wellness G‑Ball a lot, but not for the rea­sons one might expect from look­ing at it. The osten­si­ble G‑spot hook? Not right for me, and I should have antic­i­pat­ed that. The (bare­ly vis­i­ble) rolling ball under the sur­face? Aw yiss, that's the right way to inte­grate pseudo-​licking motions with vibra­tion. If you're look­ing for a zip­pi­er and more afford­able alter­na­tive to LELO's Ora 2 (which is a watered-​down ver­sion of the now-​discontinued Je Joue SaSi), you'll want to check this out.

Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball as a clitoral toy/oral sex simulator

I first and fore­most use the Wellness G Ball as an exter­nal toy. I don't often review G‑spot vibra­tors nowa­days, but I'm a suck­er for nov­el­ty. When I saw it at ANME 2019, the rol­ly ball's loco­mo­tion on the inner cor­ner of the G‑spotting head caught my eye.

You'd be for­giv­en for entire­ly over­look­ing the Blush Wellness G Ball's bead. It's an 8 mm thick and about 12 mm diam­e­ter, most­ly recessed in its 1‑inch-​long (that's 25.4 mm) path­way. But it's there, shut­tling back-​and-​forth about three times every sec­ond— and that's just on the low­est steady speed out of five! It does stall a bit with pres­sure, but that's hard­ly rel­e­vant when it moves so fast by default.

Because the linear back-​and-​forth more closely matches the way I manually touch myself, I get off far quicker with the Wellness G Ball than most other toys externally.

If your clit is on the small side, like mine, and enjoys firm pres­sure, the Wellness G Ball is a fan­tas­tic fit! Its lin­ear move­ment aligns eas­i­ly with my cli­toral glans. It feels more like cun­nilin­gus than the sharp and pin­point­ed NU Sensuelle Trinitii or Blush Aria Flutter could. That's not a bad thing— they're just dif­fer­ent. And unlike the tongue-​flicking Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure, the Wellness G Ball's speed won't veer into the ter­ri­to­ry of futility.

Wellness G Ball as a G-spot vibrator

It's the rolly ball doing most of the work.

The vibra­tions add a lit­tle something-​something on either side of its track, like sur­round sound for my clit. By them­selves, they're okay. They get the job done, but they're bullet-​level— noth­ing to write home about for a vibe that's 1.25" diam­e­ter and 5.5" insertable length.

As for the shape, my G‑spot his­tor­i­cal­ly hasn't got­ten along well with steeply hooked and squared-​off G‑spotting heads, like on the LELO Ella and yes, the Wellness G Ball. They tend to tar­get too far past my pubic bone to do much for me, and there's no nego­ti­at­ing with the Wellness G Ball's rigid struc­ture. That bone's shape is a lit­tle dif­fer­ent for every­one, so your mileage may vary. My G‑spot prefers slight­ly more round­ed toys like the We-​Vibe Nova, Desirables Dalia, and BMS Pillow Talk Sassy.

Plus, if you're look­ing for a stan­dard G‑spot vibra­tor, it's hard to beat the Pillow Talk Sassy. It's qui­et, its vibra­tions are rumbly with a rich tim­bre (espe­cial­ly for the price!), and its shape appeals to a broad­er audi­ence than the Wellness G Ball does.

I'll nev­er use the lat­ter inter­nal­ly. Many love the steep hook, but I can't rec­om­mend it in good faith to a total begin­ner to sex toys. And I can't be 100% sure unless they already know that they love the LELO Ella or Picobong Moka.

My verdict on the Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball

I've been on a wand mas­sager stint late­ly, but I make occa­sion­al excep­tions for the Wellness G Ball. Its oscil­la­tions are a refresh­ing break from con­ven­tion­al vibra­tions. Toys with rows of spin­ning beads, I have tried before, but a sin­gle slid­ing sphere? And for less than half the price (and less of the guilt) of the slow­er LELO Ora 2? I like!

I'm delight­ed to add the Blush Wellness G Ball to my line-​up of cli­toral toys. Its vibra­tions aren't the most impres­sive, but the rapid and uncon­ven­tion­al lin­ear mas­sag­ing more than makes up for it. It's a case of pre­ci­sion over power.

With anoth­er trip to the draw­ing board, a revamped, external-​only edi­tion could go viral — one with a big­ger, more pro­trud­ing bead, and per­haps some cush­ion­ing. As the Wellness G Ball is, it's worth its price tag. But I hope there will be anoth­er iter­a­tion. With some improve­ments, Blush Novelties has anoth­er oppor­tu­ni­ty to out­shine LELO once again and per­haps over­take them as the dar­ling of the sex toy world.

Get the Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball at SheVibe.

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I've test­ed over 400 sex toys and love div­ing deep for cer­vi­cal orgasms, A‑spot stim­u­la­tion, and kinky odysseys into the subconscious.

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