by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The Womanizer's unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user's clitoris and rapidly alternating between…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 24, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 14, 2018 · Last modified May 6, 2025
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that's genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-friendly body-safe dildos. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it's girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 9, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory's playful…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 22, 2018 · Last modified January 18, 2024
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promises. Bending into any shape…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet," says Blush Novelties' website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 9, 2018 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don't need to read beyond this point, but I need…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 17, 2018 · Last modified January 24, 2025
American cock vs. European cock: have you ever wondered the difference? Or had aspirations to travel the world and, maybe in the process, hook up with lovers of different cultural…
