Zumio X review: pinpoint oscillating clitoral vibrator
The Zumio is the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an "instant orgasm" button for me. I'd never before tried anything so dizzyingly pinpointed, so adept at…
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Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: rainbow striped dildo
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!" and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more…
Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steampunk textured dildo
"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?" is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing…
Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: Wearable Suction Vibrator for Intercourse
I refuse to believe that the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples could be anything but an afterthought. It's as if the folks over at Satisfyer HQ made the Satisfyer Pro Plus…
Shots Chrystalino Gallant Review: Cobalt Blue Glass A-Spot Dildo
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I'm still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs,…
VeDO Bam Mini Bullet Vibrator Review
VeDO was definitely on my radar when Peepshow Toys offered me a VeDO Bam Mini for review. I read so many rave reviews about the chunkier VeDO BAM bullet and had…
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy review: powerful G-spot vibrator
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew that I was on to something. What I didn't know…
Blush Novelties Avant D4 Review: "Sexy in Pink" Striped Silicone Dildo
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson's pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal for how gorgeous it is. With the voluptuous curves feeling as…
Tantus Ringo review: huge butt plug used vaginally
I'm a 5'0 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment of huge sex toys is so much more than a Napoleonic "Fuck…
CrashPad's Guide to Fisting: lesbian / queer fisting porn review
"What made you try fisting?" my straight friends asked me. Frankly, I had always found fisting hot. I had fisted a woman before. I knew that receiving a fist was…
Blush Novelties Gaia Eco review: cheap slimline vibrator
I'm so infatuated with this vibrator. The Blush Novelties Gaia Eco has the best vibrations you could get for this cheap. Just buy it if you want something powerful and…
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Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a vibrator … my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone…
