by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 13, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they've never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You're not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 3, 2021 · Last modified August 12, 2023
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 5, 2021 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021 · Last modified April 15, 2024
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 7, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
For me personally, [being a good man] means facing and resolving biases that I may have regarding the idea of gender equality and helping other men resolve them, too. Guest…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2, 2021 · Last modified November 3, 2023
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you choose a suitable insertable for you? That’s where sex toy critics…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2021 · Last modified February 29, 2024
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 6, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Can you journal your way to a more fulfilling, better love life? I certainly think so. It takes a degree of introspection to discern one's own: … along with their partners'…
