by Super Smash Cache · Published July 22, 2018 · Last modified January 18, 2024
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promises. Bending into any shape I wanted it to. 6 totally customizable motors to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet," says Blush Novelties' website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless if any other company had stated it. As a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 9, 2018 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don't need to read beyond this point, but I need to add more words. Words words words words words."…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improving) relationship with textured toys, the Tsunami has helped me level up. The beautiful Bound's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 6, 2018 · Last modified June 4, 2025
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some time to fully appreciate pounding your G‑spot to oblivion…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 29, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Zumio is the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an "instant orgasm" button for me. I'd never before tried anything so dizzyingly pinpointed, so adept at targeting that specific point on the right side of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 20, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!" and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more eye candy to geek out over. As the name might…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?" is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing the impeccably artistic Tantus Steam Hunk, but rest assured:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I refuse to believe that the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples could be anything but an afterthought. It's as if the folks over at Satisfyer HQ made the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration and the G‑Spot Rabbit, then scrambled when they…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 6, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I'm still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs, about 1.4" at the widest diameter, and a tapered…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 17, 2018 · Last modified September 19, 2023
VeDO was definitely on my radar when Peepshow Toys offered me a VeDO Bam Mini for review. I read so many rave reviews about the chunkier VeDO BAM bullet and had high hopes for the Bam Mini… perhaps too high. VeDO…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew that I was on to something. What I didn't know at the time, though, was that this budget-friendly G‑spot…