Category: Reviews

Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review 1

Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review

When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-​​eyed and swayed eas­i­ly by the new and nov­el. Maybe to a fault. My curios­i­ty got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a cheap G‑spot vibrator…

njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review 2

njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review

The njoy Pure Plug Large's per­fec­tion is the rea­son I sel­dom do butt plug reviews. Until I try anoth­er plug that's gen­uine­ly and amaz­ing­ly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me…

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review 3

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review

The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-​​friendly body-​​safe dil­dos. Its sil­i­cone is buttery-​​smooth with very lit­tle drag, it's girthy, and the coro­nal ridge is well-​​defined.  The design is in many ways min­i­mal, but enough to stim­u­late my…

Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review 4

Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review

There are few vibra­tors as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past mus­es have includ­ed ocean waves, flow­ers, and vul­vas, but this one best epit­o­mizes Fun Factory's play­ful exper­i­men­ta­tion with shape and col­or. This Fun Factory Darling…

MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review 5

MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review

Reviewing this vibra­tor brings me all the remorse of hook­ing up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promis­es. Bending into any shape I want­ed it to. 6 total­ly cus­tomiz­able motors to…

Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal most powerful bullet vibrator review

Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator

"No oth­er vibra­tor of this size com­pares to the orgasm-​​inducing vibra­tions of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bul­let," says Blush Novelties' web­site. The claim is so brazen that it would be mean­ing­less if any oth­er com­pa­ny had stat­ed it. As a…

The Tantus Tsunami is a dildo with a curved tip and 3 ridges down the shaft.

Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity

I've late­ly been spoiled with one fan­tas­tic sex toy after anoth­er; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improv­ing) rela­tion­ship with tex­tured toys, the Tsunami has helped me lev­el up. The beau­ti­ful Bound's…

njoy Pure Wand steel dildo in pink satin box, featured on Super Smash Cache's review!

njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo

Before using your Pure Wand, apol­o­gize to your neigh­bors in advance for all the scream­ing. Have some tow­els ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some time to ful­ly appre­ci­ate pound­ing your G‑spot to oblivion…

Zumio X review: pinpoint oscillating clitoral vibrator 9

Zumio X review: pinpoint oscillating clitoral vibrator

The Zumio is the absolute clos­est a cli­toral toy has ever come to being an "instant orgasm" but­ton for me. I'd nev­er before tried any­thing so dizzy­ing­ly pin­point­ed, so adept at tar­get­ing that spe­cif­ic point on the right side of…