Category: Reviews

B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weighted silicone butt plug review 2

B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weighted silicone butt plug review

So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its design­ers espe­cial­ly know what they’re doing, mak­ing it com­fort­able and plea­sur­able. I pre­vi­ous­ly wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the…

Womanizer Classic review: clitoral suction and pressure wave stimulator 3

Womanizer Classic review: clitoral suction and pressure wave stimulator

The Womanizer's unique pul­sa­tions have forcibly extract­ed orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrat­ing, the Womanizer applies pres­sure by encir­cling the user's cli­toris and rapid­ly alter­nat­ing between suck­ing and blow­ing. Basically, it makes air in the…

Uberrime Night King long ribbed fantasy dildo review

Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo

The Uberrime Night King dil­do feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heav­en. I'd clutch it hiss­ing, "PRECIOUS" if any­one tried to take it. Because, if you love…

Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review 5

Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review

When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-​​eyed and swayed eas­i­ly by the new and nov­el. Maybe to a fault. My curios­i­ty got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a cheap G‑spot vibrator…

njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review 6

njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review

The njoy Pure Plug Large's per­fec­tion is the rea­son I sel­dom do butt plug reviews. Until I try anoth­er plug that's gen­uine­ly and amaz­ing­ly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me…

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review 7

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review

The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-​​friendly body-​​safe dil­dos. Its sil­i­cone is buttery-​​smooth with very lit­tle drag, it's girthy, and the coro­nal ridge is well-​​defined.  The design is in many ways min­i­mal, but enough to stim­u­late my…

Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review 8

Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review

There are few vibra­tors as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past mus­es have includ­ed ocean waves, flow­ers, and vul­vas, but this one best epit­o­mizes Fun Factory's play­ful exper­i­men­ta­tion with shape and col­or. This Fun Factory Darling…

MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review 9

MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review

Reviewing this vibra­tor brings me all the remorse of hook­ing up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promis­es. Bending into any shape I want­ed it to. 6 total­ly cus­tomiz­able motors to…

Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal most powerful bullet vibrator review

Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator

"No oth­er vibra­tor of this size com­pares to the orgasm-​​inducing vibra­tions of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bul­let," says Blush Novelties' web­site. The claim is so brazen that it would be mean­ing­less if any oth­er com­pa­ny had stat­ed it. As a…