by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals, greens, and powder blues are abundant. We'll make it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it and has a barking fit at the mysterious noise.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
For discreet masturbation, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators' power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling, Welcome Fun Factory's SUNDAZE; they call it a Pulse Vibe. I call it brilliantly capitalizing on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 12, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are exactly what my vagina needed when I was younger.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line features out-of-this-world vibration creations for anybody. There's no hot…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 6, 2020 · Last modified May 24, 2025
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. G‑spot vibrators don't often do much for me, but this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse: cheap vibrators in nice packaging. That's a recurring problem…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time, given this robotic massager's notoriety. The backstory: Lora DiCarlo's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 25, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Curve. But here we are, with one of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2020 · Last modified August 23, 2023
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We're exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First up, we have the Fun Factory B‑Balls DUO and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator for aspiring size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2's combination of features: I LOVE big toys, and I cannot lie; inflatable vibes are a must-try! Nalone Pure X2 review table…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte's eye-catching designs EVERY time they're in my photos — even if there's only a brief cameo. It's for the…