by Super Smash Cache · Published October 6, 2020 · Last modified May 24, 2025
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. G‑spot vibrators don't often do much for me, but this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse: cheap vibrators in nice packaging. That's a recurring problem…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time, given this robotic massager's notoriety. The backstory: Lora DiCarlo's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 25, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Curve. But here we are, with one of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2020 · Last modified August 23, 2023
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We're exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First up, we have the Fun Factory B‑Balls DUO and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator for aspiring size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2's combination of features: I LOVE big toys, and I cannot lie; inflatable vibes are a must-try! Nalone Pure X2 review table…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte's eye-catching designs EVERY time they're in my photos — even if there's only a brief cameo. It's for the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Oh, my — the Nova has changed, but is it for the better? Let's compare the We-Vibe Nova 2 to the original. How I felt about the We-Vibe Nova before The original We-Vibe Nova was, hands down, the best rabbit…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 31, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
If jackhammering your G‑spot sounds appealing to you, then you can't miss this review of the FemmeFunn Cadenza. It's another handheld fucking machine, made by the same people who brought us the: Fancy AF Bougie Bullet Cheap-but-powerful FFix and Ultra…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty of diversity to go around. I've said it before, and I'll repeat it: there's no such thing as a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Even though I review a lot of BIG toys here, I can still appreciate going back to basics. A petite and budget-friendly G‑spot vibrator has mass appeal, especially for those who feel overwhelmed by the sheer number of products…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 27, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Do you ever imagine a better version of a toy and — POP! — the universe grants your wish? That's how I feel about the Lush Gia rechargeable/cordless wand by Blush Novelties. It's not perfect, but it's a steal for…