Category: Reviews

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators 1

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators

I got excit­ed when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibra­tor. “Is it named after the silk­moth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affil­i­ate rep­re­sen­ta­tive didn’t com­ment on that part of my cor­re­spon­dence, but my biol­o­gy degree was excit­ed to…

Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments 5

Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments

Why do peo­ple reel upon hear­ing, “hot dog wrapped in a cin­na­mon bun” but drool at “cin­na­mon sug­ar corn dog”? Words mat­ter; I appre­ci­ate a round of sil­ly (but not pedan­tic) seman­tics. That brings me to why I hes­i­tate to…

FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review 7

FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review

The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibra­tor that entire­ly envelops your fin­ger — a hybrid between a fin­ger bul­let, dil­do, and exten­sion sleeve. This fin­ger vibra­tor blends seam­less­ly into part­ner play, incor­po­rat­ing the pow­er­ful, zingy vibra­tions that FemmeFunn is…

20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared! 8

20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!

“It is effi­cient at extract­ing orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-​​made sex toy.” It’s hard to overem­pha­size Womanizer’s influ­ence in the sex toy indus­try. Their epony­mous cli­toral air pulse mas­sager was the first of its kind. Rather…

CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs 9

CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs

Among the perks of the sex blog­ger life: gift box­es from busi­ness part­ners! <3 This hol­i­day sea­son, XOXTOYS​.ca sent me a pack­age full of sexy stock­ing stuffers — the lit­tle things that add a dash of spice to playtime.…

Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet 10

Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet

2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and com­mer­cial­ized well­ness girl­bossi­fi­ca­tion self-​​love back. I per­son­i­fy VUSH vibra­tors as some basic-​​bitch Millennial drink­ing cel­ery juice, sport­ing thick eye­brows gradient-​​filled and cheek­bones con­toured to obliv­ion. In oth­er words: the entire…

Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator 11

Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator

The Love Hamma’s mar­ket­ing missed an oppor­tu­ni­ty. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copy­writ­ers knew that the hammer-​​shaped vibra­tor spoke for itself. It’s pos­si­bly the sil­li­est sex toy I have ever encoun­tered, with decent­ly strong vibra­tions in…