by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes for female pleasure. The Elise 2 roared with 200%…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified October 1, 2024
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means "the steel" in French, in case you were wondering.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today, I’m reviewing the Laphwing Ursula and Mr. Moonlight dildos.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off. At the Snail Vibe’s price, I might as well…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my correspondence, but my biology degree was excited to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2022 · Last modified May 21, 2024
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like guns and nuns in the same shop? You’d be forgiven…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex. It’s like the “cool grandma” figure for all…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting déjà vu flashbacks to a review I wrote in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 18, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic) semantics. That brings me to why I hesitate to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for you and your hot spots. Shots’ Chrystalino glass dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner play, incorporating the powerful, zingy vibrations that FemmeFunn is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified May 1, 2025
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager was the first of its kind. Rather…