by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are at least four reasons to love it more: Of course,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know you, I’d be worried.” If someone's impression of my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often akin to 2‑in‑1 shampoo and conditioner; a vibrator can’t…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 17, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties made a more affordable rebuttal, the Temptasia Trixie handheld…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and purrs at a deliciously low pitch. However, strength is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the best Fun Factory toys I’ve tried — and the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 28, 2022 · Last modified April 15, 2025
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break your creation. Think of how a penis’s glans yields…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes for female pleasure. The Elise 2 roared with 200%…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified October 1, 2024
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means "the steel" in French, in case you were wondering.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today, I’m reviewing the Laphwing Ursula and Mr. Moonlight dildos.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off. At the Snail Vibe’s price, I might as well…