by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner play, incorporating the powerful, zingy vibrations that FemmeFunn is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager was the first of its kind. Rather…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little things that add a dash of spice to playtime.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and cheekbones contoured to oblivion. In other words: the entire…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I have ever encountered, with decently strong vibrations in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped among each other? Every day is Spooky Day in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021 · Last modified April 15, 2024
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the context of fetish. Around 2019, Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles and experiences. While the Icicles 87 is great for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2021 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris — and its generous, cervix-massaging girth. I’d readily recommend…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified January 25, 2025
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was still a power tool full-sized wand, it felt far…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 3, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releases and comparing them, instead of reviewing them individually:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up to something more explosive. Do you have the patience…