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by · Published September 11, 2018 · Last modified October 4, 2020
The Womanizer’s unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user’s clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in...
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by · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified October 4, 2020
“Health care gadgets,” read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine...
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you...
Dual Stimulator / Insertable Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published August 24, 2018 · Last modified October 15, 2020
When it comes to sex toys, I’m always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a $60 G-spot vibrator...
Everything else / Hard Material Dildos / Reviews / Steel
by · Published August 14, 2018 · Last modified October 4, 2020
The njoy Pure Plug Large’s perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that’s genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me...
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate...
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by · Published August 9, 2018 · Last modified October 4, 2020
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory’s past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory’s playful experimentation with shape and color. This Fun Factory Darling...
Dual Stimulator / Insertable Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published July 22, 2018 · Last modified October 4, 2020
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo‘s dreamy promises. Bending into any shape I wanted it to. 6 totally customizable motors...
External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published July 14, 2018 · Last modified October 15, 2020
“No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet,” says Blush Novelties’ website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless if any other company had stated it. As a...
Insertable Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published July 9, 2018 · Last modified October 15, 2020
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, “This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don’t need to read beyond this point, but I need to add more words. Words words words words words.”...
I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another. It’s not fun to write about toys I mildly dislike or am lukewarm about, but the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in love. After a rocky...
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can’t squirt. Maybe set aside some time to fully appreciate pounding your G-spot to oblivion...