Category: Reviews

Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo 5

Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo

The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you...

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review 16

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review

The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined.  The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate...

The Tantus Tsunami is a dildo with a curved tip and 3 ridges down the shaft.

Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity

I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another. It’s not fun to write about toys I mildly dislike or am lukewarm about, but the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in love. After a rocky...