Category: Reviews

Review: Pelle Whim Squishy Vulva Grinding Toy 1

Review: Pelle Whim Squishy Vulva Grinding Toy

External cli­toral mas­sage that stim­u­lates even the parts you can’t see The first two nights that I was inti­mate with my part­ner, our go-​​to activ­i­ty wasn’t inter­course or oral or butt stuff or fin­ger­ing or hand­jobs. Instead, we gravitated…

7 We-Vibe Tango X & Touch X super powerful vibrator upgrades! 4

7 We-Vibe Tango X & Touch X super powerful vibrator upgrades!

We-Vibe's bold­est and best bul­let and exter­nal vibes, the Tango and Touch, are revamped and even bet­ter than before! Meet the Tango X and Touch X. For more than ten years, the We-​​Vibe Tango was revered as one of…

Review: Arcwave Ion Penis Stroker with Pressure Wave Motor 9

Review: Arcwave Ion Penis Stroker with Pressure Wave Motor

This penis mas­tur­ba­tor comes with a whole-​​ass charg­ing sta­tion that fits right in with my boyfriend's VR equip­ment and com­put­er set­up. His words of choice for the Arcwave Ion's case were "fleek" and "min­i­mal­ist style [com­mon] for elec­tron­ics." The…

Review: BMS Leaf+ Bloom & Cal Exotics Marvelous Lover 12

Review: BMS Leaf+ Bloom & Cal Exotics Marvelous Lover

Time flies when you're review­ing (and test­ing!) sex toys. When I start­ed my col­lec­tion, recharge­able sil­i­cone vibra­tors were very much in a lux­u­ry league. In 2014, LELO and L'Amourose stood as the industry's dar­lings, and the Leaf+ line by BMS Factory…

Review: Velvet Thruster Prime, Nanci (FKA Abbey), Sammie, Teddy GS 23

Review: Velvet Thruster Prime, Nanci (FKA Abbey), Sammie, Teddy GS

Velvet Thruster's lat­est hand­held fuck­ing machine designs bring us the hard-​​and-​​fast pow­er I know and love, and more. These new hand­held fuck­ing machines are bring­ing us: That last bul­let point espe­cial­ly got me excit­ed. Because I, Cy Smash of Super…

Review: Gvibe Gpop 2 vibrating plug by Fun Toys London 27

Review: Gvibe Gpop 2 vibrating plug by Fun Toys London

I love it when a vibrat­ing butt plug pleas­ant­ly sur­pris­es me with its motor! Fun Toys London reeled me in with its stun­ning hues and ele­gant han­dles, but I didn't expect to be cap­ti­vat­ed by the Gpop 2's vibrations. …

Clone-A-Willy Kit Review: How to Life Cast a Penis in Silicone! 31

Clone-A-Willy Kit Review: How to Life Cast a Penis in Silicone!

Imagine encoun­ter­ing (or cre­at­ing) your dream cock, and how love­ly it would be to cus­tomize a copy of it. You pick a part­ner shape, cast it in body-​​safe and glow-​​in-​​the-​​dark sil­i­cone, and you make it vibrate! That's all with­in reach with…

Review: Zeus Twilight Violet Wand & Cal Ex Impulse Petite 32

Review: Zeus Twilight Violet Wand & Cal Ex Impulse Petite

Turn me on with your elec­tric feel. I'm no stranger to elec­tros­tim­u­la­tion, but today, we're explor­ing THREE MORE elec­trokink sex toys: The Zeus Twilight Violet Wand by XR Brands Cal Exotics' Impulse Petite Electrostimulator Wand Cal Exotics' Impulse Petite G‑Spot…

Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review 35

Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review

A sum­ma­ry of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-​​on word. Just unin­tel­li­gi­ble scream­ing, in the best way. I've often joked about the dif­fi­cul­ty of staying…

Selfdelve Marshmallow Squishy Spiral Silicone Dildo Review 46

Selfdelve Marshmallow Squishy Spiral Silicone Dildo Review

If you've ever want­ed to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dil­do feels like. As the name sug­gests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suu­u­u­u­u­per soft, with a col­or­ful rope design. Not only do the…