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by · Published September 6, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
“WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?” I asked myself as I edited photos for this review. I can’t pick a favorite picture because they’re all my favorite. Now I know how my favorite photographer feels when I model for...
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by · Published September 5, 2019 · Last modified October 15, 2020
I’ve accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I’m not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting to double penetrate myself with both Night King dildos....
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by · Published August 28, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I’m about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR MIND. You MUST KNOW MY TRUTH. From here on...
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by · Published August 17, 2019 · Last modified October 25, 2020
It’s a travesty that I haven’t reviewed anything from Fun Factory in over a year. Their motors are bomb, their designers know what they’re doing, and their color palettes are vibrant. Everything about Fun Factory is fun. They’re a luxury...
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External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published August 15, 2019 · Last modified October 15, 2020
Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as “the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an ‘instant orgasm’ button for me.” Every positive thing I had to say about...
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by · Published August 13, 2019 · Last modified October 15, 2020
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I’d be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The njoy Pure Wand remains an undefeated marvel of...
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by · Published July 25, 2019 · Last modified October 15, 2020
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. So why haven’t I written a guide about it yet? The truth is that the folx at b-Vibe can (and do) present anal play far more cohesively...
“The eggplant agrees: it’s REALLY starting to feel like summer,” I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that changes colors in heat. The Self Delve Eggplant‘s girth...
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by · Published July 12, 2019 · Last modified January 5, 2021
“Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?” a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, “For the [Lovely 2.0’s] price, I’d want vibrations that get me off.” The standard orgasm ratio between a partner...