by Super Smash Cache · Published September 25, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2020 · Last modified August 23, 2023
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We're exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte's eye-catching designs EVERY time they're in my photos — even…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty of diversity to go around. I've said it before, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 18, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The LuzArte Thrust is a showstopping art piece! It derives traits from the Luna butt plug, Jollet dildo, and the Jollie vaginal plug. Most laypeople wouldn't recognize it as a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Affordable dual-density dildos are always exciting, but there are so many other reasons why I'm over the moon for this harnessable pack and play. The BMS Addiction David's posable core…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
An old friend told me that he used to think, when women talked about having ombré (gradient) hair color done, they meant "hombre." And he wondered why they spoke so…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 1, 2020 · Last modified August 12, 2023
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly "Xtra-Small" Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo. It's above average compared to a human penis, but keep in mind: the brand is [in]famous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 30, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This versatile dildo can hit the G‑spot, A‑spot, deep spot, *AND* perineal sponge! It's easy to take for granted all the penetration sensations available to me. I needed a range…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2020 · Last modified May 23, 2024
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 26, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 17, 2020 · Last modified July 22, 2024
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my…