13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you’re creative enough. And with the evolution of soft…
Reviews of the best dildos for G‑spot, A‑spot, and cervical stimulation… plus honest reviews if a dildo I try isn’t great. All of the sex toys throughout Super Smash Cache are made of body-safe materials like silicone, glass, and metal.
I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you’re creative enough. And with the evolution of soft…
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these new Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy…
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos,…
Meet The Thruster’s younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to the…
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of…
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties made…
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. “L’acier” means…
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…