njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review

My reunion with my toy suit­case wouldn't have been com­plete with­out kiss­ing my njoy Eleven and sob­bing. "I'll nev­er leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die." (To my future chil­dren who have to arrange my funer­al: I'm only a lit­tle sorry.)

If a fire burned my house down, I'd return to the rub­ble to retrieve my njoy Eleven after­ward. Maybe some oth­er dil­dos, but the Eleven would be the top pri­or­i­ty. Its stain­less steel body is sub­jec­tive­ly irre­sistible and objec­tive­ly, near­ly indestructible.

At 2.75 pounds, the njoy Eleven is 3.67% of my toy collection's esti­mat­ed weight. (Nothing scares off the weak like over 75 pounds of insertable per­verta­bles.) I could kill some­one with this blud­geon steel dil­do if I want­ed to. Wielding the njoy Eleven is what it means to be alive. I feel invincible.

When you've tried over 350 sex toys as I have, jack-​off ses­sions and toy test­ing often become a chore. Looking at my review queue feels like get­ting lost in an end­less sea. Many toys are a feast for the eyes and scream-​inducing and suit spe­cif­ic moods, but most dis­ap­pear into the back­ground. Not the njoy Eleven.

For me, the njoy Eleven is an exam­ple of the Pareto prin­ci­ple (a.k.a. the 80/​20 rule): 20% of my toys get 80% of my usage. When I have my full col­lec­tion, the Eleven is the dil­do I use most often. And I'd be con­tent with it being the only sex toy I use for the rest of my life.

Pause for emphasis.

Is the njoy Eleven worth it? To me, fuck yeah!

The rea­sons, of course, go far beyond its pre­ten­tious pre­sen­ta­tion in a black leather purse. It's price is lav­ish but worth every pen­ny to me. (Reduce the dent in your wal­let with my coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE at Peepshow Toys.)

UPDATE: Le Wand released a cheap­er njoy Eleven knock­off. If you're decid­ing between the two, read my njoy Eleven vs. Le Wand Contour stain­less steel dil­do com­par­i­son.

First and fore­most, the njoy Eleven fits my pen­chant for pen­e­tra­tion with big toys, both in terms of length and girth. There's nowhere for the big­ger, 2" thick, end to go but tes­sel­late into my G‑spot in all of its stain­less steel glo­ry. All pres­sure and bare­ly any fric­tion. As with the wood Lumberjill Grace, all it takes is a few taps with the bul­bous head to make me insta-​come. And hold­ing the unyield­ing firm­ly in place keeps me com­ing over and over again.

In my VixSkin Gambler review, I wrote:

The aver­age American spends 6 months of their life wait­ing at red traf­fic lights. I’ll prob­a­bly spend more time than that com­ing on the Gambler.

They’re the kind of orgasms where a mere sliv­er of my sub­con­scious fires, “Oh fuck, I’m going to be stuck like this for­ev­er. If this is how I die, then so be it.” My con­scious mind, mean­while, is bare­ly active. The only words in its vocab­u­lary are “fuck” and “God.”

And I almost regret pub­lish­ing that quote about the Gambler, because I kind of wish I had saved that line for this njoy Eleven review instead.

For me, the Eleven's poten­cy comes close to the Gambler's. It doesn't pro­vide as intense of a stretch, but the stim­u­la­tion is far more tar­get­ed against my G‑spot and A‑spot. What's more, the steel's smooth­ness and sleek­ness make it far more prac­ti­cal for every­day use.

Front wall stimulation with the njoy Eleven

With the njoy Eleven, my G‑spot and ante­ri­or fornix eroge­nous zone are no longer dis­tinct enti­ties. Their bound­aries dis­solve until my entire front wall is one expanse of "FUCK!" and a but­ton for induc­ing what looks like demon­ic pos­ses­sion of my body, like love and death at the same time.

However, unlike the njoy Pure Wand, the Eleven doesn't bash direct­ly into the G‑spot. It serves a broad­er, more gen­er­al rub­bing along the front wall and the pubic bone's dip. Everybody is dif­fer­ent. Some pre­fer small rock­ing motions with the Pure Wand's steep C‑curve and aggres­sive, missile-​like G‑spot tar­get­ing, but I find it too local­ized. My vagi­na craves more. As such, I enjoy longer thrusts with the Eleven's bul­bous head and straight shaft.

The gen­tle S‑curve of the njoy Eleven allows for deep­er pen­e­tra­tion, which is my pro­cliv­i­ty— espe­cial­ly with the "small­er" end. At 1.75" girth, it's still chunky. Using the njoy Eleven to bot­tom out is not for the faint of the cervix. For my cer­vi­cal for­nices, though, it's the clos­est that a dil­do can get to perfection.

Perfect for my posterior fornix (PFE zone)

Yes, the Eleven comes even clos­er to that ide­al than the Uberrime Night King.

I wrote in my Night King review:

The cer­vi­cal orgasms from this toy are] deep, full-​bodied, expan­sive­ly build­able, and full of spell­bind­ing heart-​eyes-​emoji voodoo.

Both dil­dos are amaz­ing. The Night King is still the fuck­ing truth, espe­cial­ly if you want a flex­i­ble dil­do. But the njoy Eleven has a sim­i­lar cur­va­ture and cir­cum­fer­ence (on the small­er end) and is more intu­itive for me to con­trol due to its firm­ness. That bulb is just the right shape and size to push in front of or behind my cervix— my per­son­al "eject oxy­tocin" switch.

I clenched. I came. I cried. I repeat­ed until I col­lapsed into my tears.

And that applies to the Eleven, too.

But should you get an njoy Eleven?

Despite eulo­giz­ing the njoy Eleven, how­ev­er, I'm cau­tious about rec­om­mend­ing it. Its price tag is not an invest­ment to take light­ly. For the same price, you could buy a round-​trip plane tick­et, depend­ing on where you're going. But I feel like if the njoy Eleven isn't for you, you already know. Maybe it's too heavy for you to thrust com­fort­ably, or you haven't tried many hard dil­dos, or you're unsure if you can han­dle the girth.

If you're in doubt and on a bud­get, I'd say stick to glass dil­dos like the Pipedream Icicles No. 70 or some of the Shots Chrystalino line. For a girthy glass dil­do, con­sid­er the Glas Pure Indulgence Slider. It has the same max­i­mum diam­e­ter across its egg-​shaped head, so con­sid­er it more afford­able test run!

Another option is the Contour stain­less steel dil­do by Le Wand. Its heav­ier, and its head shape is a lit­tle dif­fer­ent from the njoy Eleven, but for over $100 less, it's hel­la worth it.

Final thoughts on the njoy Eleven

The njoy Eleven is an amal­gam of my favorites:

• The broad inten­si­ty of the Vixen Randy.
• Unyielding like the Lumberjill Grace.
• Sleek and ele­gant like the Desirables Dalia.
• Hits all the right spots like the Uberrime Night King.

My njoy Eleven and I have been through a lot over the years, and I'm still unsure if I have the words to do jus­tice to it. But if I were to mar­ry a sex toy com­pa­ny, there's no ques­tion: it would be njoy.

FURTHER READING: a rank­ing of top stain­less steel dil­dos from njoy, L'Acier, and Le Wand.

Where to get an njoy Eleven at a discount

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