Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE

Uberrime's Maxime dick­ma­tizes me into an alter­nate state, Googling “visions dur­ing inti­ma­cy” short­ly after fuck­ing myself (and fol­low­ing the search sug­ges­tion to “tran­scen­den­tal intimacy”).

My beloved VixSkin Johnny, which has been with me for ten years now, has all but been replaced by the Maxime dual-​density dil­do.

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What I Love About Maxime and Johnny

As far as real­is­tic sil­i­cone sex toys go, nei­ther Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny nor Uberrime's Maxime are fuck­ing around:

• Their swelling, flared coro­nas impose on my walls with shal­low strokes
• The flared fore­skin on my G‑spot feels like a split-​second replay of the corona's gliding
• The swoop­ing glan­des tes­se­late with my pos­te­ri­or (or ante­ri­or) fornix for a deep­er, more sump­tu­ous cervix mas­sage than just about any oth­er mak­er has accomplished.
• They feel fuck­ing lux­u­ri­ous with the firm inner core and soft, skin-​like out­er layer.

Both make me see stars.

Both are meaty and filling.

But what are the crit­i­cal dif­fer­ences that make me favor the Uberrime Maxime?

Uberrime Maxime vs. VixSkin Johnny

Here's how the two con­trast with one another:

• Three-​quarters of an inch — Maxime is about 7.75” vs. Johnny's 7.25” insertable length.
• Three Shore hard­ness incre­ments — Maxime's tip mea­sures about 5.5 on my Shore A durom­e­ter, while Johnny mea­sures about 2. Think of the dif­fer­ence between taffy or cold gum­my can­dy com­pared to warm gum­my candy.
• It's eas­i­er to grab the Uberrime Maxime's soft, platform-​like base when thrust­ing (though you may pre­fer Johnny's for harnessing!)

I'm tak­ing every inch and feel­ing every vein.

How Does Uberrime's Maxime Feel in Use?

Cervical orgasms and deep pen­e­tra­tion feel far more intu­itive with Maxime by Uberrime Dildos.

Like it was made to go deep. Like it should be deposit­ing cum all the way inside.

Sighing hard­er in sync with the slow strokes.

The pres­sure builds, and my orgasm “meter” rock­ets faster.

When I'm on the precipice, I tilt the Uberrime Maxime for­ward a lit­tle, angling it like I'm pulling my legs in towards my chest or ele­vat­ing my hips with a pil­low dur­ing mis­sion­ary. Bam, that head against my hot spots is divine — my G‑spot is rubbed when pulling back on the out­stroke, while my A‑spot and cervix are wooed when push­ing and pounding.

While fuck­ing myself hard­er isn't nec­es­sary, I feel like an end­less loop of clench­ing — my cunt on the cock, my free hand on my sheets, my legs squeez­ing together.

Ways I Like Thrusting the Uberrime Maxime

Every move­ment makes plea­sure effortless:

• Long, smooth strokes
• Short, deep, chop­py strokes
• Long jack­ham­mer­ing thrusts
• Holding it sta­tion­ary against my ceiling
• Tilting it for­ward in front of my cervix
• Tilting the cock head and shaft for­ward so my clit can get some of the vein action, savor­ing every detail

Oneness. Melding.

Who Is Uberrime's Maxime For?

Indeed, oth­er real­is­tic dil­dos can take me on a sym­phon­ic sum­mit, but Maxime does it effort­less­ly — it's adept and, dare I say, per­fec­tion for its category.

The Uberrime Maxime dual-​density dil­do is the per­fect fit for some­one who:

• Craves a cock deep inside them above all
• Loves a girthy dil­do that's still in the realm of real­is­tic human sizes
• Wants to clench around a juicy corona
• Appreciates dil­dos with fin­er skin and vein textures

That last point is part of what dis­tin­guish­es the cur­rent Maxime mod­el from the old one.

Uberrime Maxime vs. Other Realistic Dildos

Whereas Uberrime's focus used to be hand-​sculpted and some­what abstract­ed semi-​realism, the stu­dio has moved on to 3D-​modeled vas­cu­la­ture and grain­ing to look and feel more life­like than before.

That said, the new­er Uberrime Maxime's head is as deli­cious as ever.

I once wrote about the VixSkin Johnny, “It had so high­ly raised my stan­dards since I start­ed col­lect­ing toys,” and that the dual-​density for­mu­la took Johnny from “like” to “need.”

As such, I wouldn't rule out:

• Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny for those who want a girthy and real­is­tic dil­do for A‑spotting
• Uberrime’s Aptus for those who love it long and lean
• Vixen Creations' VixSkin Cash for those who want some­thing girthi­er but squishier
• SelfDelve's Curved Cucumber for those who want way more intense G‑spot stim­u­la­tion — and are okay with not hav­ing a realistic(ally human) toy, of course. It is, how­ev­er, more curved and firmer for tar­get­ing the front wall.

However, Uberrime's dual-​density Maxime is my new stan­dard with­in its size class — a top pick for those built like me and delight in deep dicking.

Closing Thoughts on the Uberrime Maxime

I'm not sure if there's a horny equiv­a­lent of see­ing red, but I call it see­ing pink through my half-​shut, rolled-​back eyes, maybe light­ly speck­led with black, white, and aqua glit­ter. In case you were won­der­ing, the sci­en­tif­ic term for the stars seen is “phosphenes.”

Surrender to some endoge­nous DMT and take your brain and body on a tad of a trip. I once again think I know all the answers to my ques­tions about love — even if only for as long as I'm rid­ing anoth­er orgas­mic wave and anoth­er and another.

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Further Reading

• Mega-​Guide to Fisting and 24 Huge Dildos, Compared!
• Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-​Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
• Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw Review: huge, real­is­tic sil­i­cone dildo
• The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas
• Dildos vs. “The Real Thing”: Which One I’d Rather Have