Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of…
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LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were…
10 Travel-Friendly Sex Toys That Discreetly Fit in a Sunglasses Case
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack…
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship,…
Maia Jessi & Pillow Talk Racy Mini-Reviews: Budget-Friendly Bullets
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so…
B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning…
Flavored Hathor/SUTIL Body Glide lube review: coconut, mint, vanilla, cherry
"Green" beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are…
Hot Octopuss Atom Vibrating Cock Ring Review
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend's and my grievances toward it probably peaked…
Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review
If you're a clitoris-owner who's ever envied the textures inside Tenga's penis-strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and…
Hot Octopuss Pulse III solo review: powerful vibrator for penises
"How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1–10?" I asked my boyfriend, "1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms…
Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also…
FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet powerful aluminum vibrator review
If you've sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you've probably heard of the Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It's one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for…
