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Iobatoys Ohmyg Review: "Super Silent" G-Spot Massager 1

Iobatoys Ohmyg Review: "Super Silent" G-Spot Massager

Imagine you're mas­tur­bat­ing and you're about to orgasm. At exact­ly the crit­i­cal moment, the sound of a dol­phin (or maybe angry squir­rel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog down­stairs hears it…

Fun Factory SUNDAZE Pulsator Vibrator Hybrid Review

Fun Factory SUNDAZE Pulse Vibe Review: Best Discreet Vibrator?!

For dis­creet mas­tur­ba­tion, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pul­sators' power-​​to-​​noise ratio. These thump­ing, minia­ture fuck­ing machines are must-​​haves when trav­el­ing, Welcome Fun Factory's SUNDAZE; they call it…

Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators 11

Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators

"Svakom is what hap­pens when you bat­ter, over-​​salt, and deep-​​fry some­thing that's sup­posed to be fan­cy." "Really?" I respond­ed to my review­er friend. "I thought of it as the reverse:…

4 Commandments for Size Queens With Vaginas 13

4 Commandments for Size Queens With Vaginas

"Let's just say she's 'open' to new things," some­one com­ment­ed on a viral video of my sex toy col­lec­tion. Big dil­dos are among the most polar­iz­ing and stig­ma­tiz­ing toys for…

Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker 15

Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker

There's a self-​​thrusting rab­bit vibra­tor that sat­is­fies my inter­nal and exter­nal cli­toris simul­ta­ne­ous­ly — hands-​​free. I didn't imag­ine this day (nor myself) com­ing so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…

What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators? 18

What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators?

How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE /​​ ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re over­whelmed by a plea­sure boutique’s gad­gets and giz­mos, you’re not alone.…

6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot 19

6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot

Chastity play and cock cages may seem bru­tal and oth­er­world­ly to the vanil­las. "Do peo­ple ACTUALLY get turned on by that?" one might think. But the kink is more common…