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Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and Desirables Dalia will undoubtedly...

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“Best orgasm I’ve had in a while just now using the stroker,” my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. “It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I’m still a bit stoned… I think it was how...

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Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle fantasy dildo review

It’s one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It’s another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I’d go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora‘s addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What’s more, I...

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I must be dreaming; my commissions this past month were enough to pay for a future month of living costs?! So I HAD to host a giveaway and give something back to my loyal readers. Thank you for making...

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My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a...

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How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I...