Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and Desirables Dalia will undoubtedly...
I’ve compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is “only” comparable to a soda can’s top. The Gambler takes it a step farther, just shy of 3 inches wide. It’s bigger...
“Best orgasm I’ve had in a while just now using the stroker,” my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. “It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I’m still a bit stoned… I think it was how...
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is thuddy as all heck, with a rich timbre. If...
It’s one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It’s another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I’d go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora‘s addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What’s more, I...
I must be dreaming; my commissions this past month were enough to pay for a future month of living costs?! So I HAD to host a giveaway and give something back to my loyal readers. Thank you for making...
I love carrying heavy objects in my vagina, as anyone who has read my review of the 1.5lb (680g) njoy Pure Wand knows. But it’s not exactly practical to walk around all day with a big hunk of steel hanging...
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a...
You probably don’t need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury “it” brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were ahead of their time. Despite the price hikes, the...
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. A...
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I...
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so I’m grouping these three affordable bullets into one review....
