by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified November 29, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company expanded, yet their Super Soft silicone sensations started resembling smaller,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2024
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2025
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 14, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. On Valentine's Day of 2023, I continued my "tradition" of giving away an everlasting rose, courtesy of Spectrum Boutique — and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2023 · Last modified May 1, 2025
In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, "6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros." I — along with four other sexuality professionals — spilled…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 11, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Here's how Velvet Thruster and I celebrated Christmas 2022. We gifted sex toys (girthy goodies for the maybe not-so-good) sex-positive merch, and plenty of Clitmas spirit to two lucky readers,…
