by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2022 · Last modified February 17, 2025
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified July 16, 2024
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 17, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 28, 2022 · Last modified November 11, 2024
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes…
